"You know, this reminds me of the half price sale at New Look" Marion said biting her lip.
Both teams off Torchwood turned to look at her.
"How the hell does this remind you off a bloody half price sale at New Look?!?" both Owens said
"Well, imagine this. There's a gorgeous pair of jeans that you've wanted that's half price, you leap to grab hold of them, but so does another girl. It's silent and then the tension builds up, the two girls slowly walk towards each other tying to think off a way to win those jeans and kill their opponent"
Every male gulped, all wishing that they will never have to go to a New Look half price sale. While all the girls nodded.
"Hem, hem, I speak not only for me but for the daleks when I say WE'RE NOT FIGHTING OVER A PAIR OF HALF PRICE JEANS!" the Doctor said
"Affirmative" dalek cann said
"Remind me again, why we have abandoned the safety of the hub to have tea with dalek cann" Donna said
"We're not having tea, we're negotiating." The Doctor said "though it is a bit suspicious that the daleks want to negotiate, I mean normally they just exterminate this, exterminate that, conquer this, conquer that, prefect this, prefect-
"We get the idea" Rose said holding a hand out.
"Right anyway. Dalek cann, what will it take to get rid off you and not bother any planet in the entire universe?" the Doctor asked
"You will take us to an abandoned planet" dalek cann said
The Torchwood teams cheered, it was that easy – best job in months.
"Done, brilliant, great we can sort it out so quickly, right I'll sort it out, do a bit research, try and fit well everyone, maybe build another ship –
"But we also want a life" dalek cann interrupted
"A life?" Jack said frowning
"We want the Bad Wolf dead, as well"
"Can't you just settle for the abandoned planet" Tosh Harper said weakly
"We won't be safe till the Bad Wolf is dead"
"Course you will" Mickey said "she won't hunt you down. As long as you leave and never return."
"She killed our emperor, she destroyed an army of fifty million daleks, she pushed another army of hundred thousand in the void and she still lives."
"But it wasn't just her – I mean she had help" Martha said
"If she doesn't die, then nowhere is safe"
"Why are you so scared of this – this thing?" Martha asked
"I appreciate if you reframe from calling me a thing Martha" Rose muttered
"It's because she isn't scared off you" Mickey said "she looked at you right in the eye and told you exactly what she did and she laughed in your face"
"Affirmative – she also made a dalek human"
The Doctor paled "how did you know that?"
"We heard her tell the idiot. She used the background radiation to turn a dalek"
Both Torchwood teams looked a Rose in admiration
"I did it on accident" Rose protested
"If that's what you could do by accident I fear what you could do on purpose. You are nothing but an abomination. You may have two hearts but that doesn't mean anything."
"You had a chance, I offered you a chance" the Doctor hissed "but you threw it in my face, if you want Rose dead, then I will stop at nothing to destroy every single stinking dalek"
The Doctor marched into the hub entrance and the others followed quickly typing the lockdown codes.
"Well that was tad bit too dramatic" Marion said
"And fighting over a pair of jeans isn't?" the Doctor asked raising an eyebrow
"That wasn't me, it was Aunt Sarah Jane. Scariest day of my life"
Authors note: happy New Year – if you want a challenge look up my profile for a Doctor Who challenge or a Robin Hood or a Harry Potter – your choice!