Requested by Narutoluver0002
Parody 14: Bad Girl
Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro walked through the halls of the Suna Ninja Academy to Izuka's office. The three of them were going to meet up with her so that they could all go out to lunch together.
"Man, I'm starving!" whined Kankuro as he rubbed his stomach.
"Stop whining Kankuro! We're almost near Izzy's office." said Temari as she gave Kankuro a sharp look.
"The sooner we meet up with Izzy, the sooner we can eat. Okay Kankuro?" asks Gaara as he glances at his brother.
"Fine, I'll shut my mouth up." replies Kankuro.
"Thank you." chorus Temari and Gaara.
The three continue to walk in silence until Kankuro's stomach lets out a sharp growl that fills the hallway. Temari and Gaara turn their heads to scowl at the middle sibling.
"I said I'll shut my mouth up. I never said anything about my stomach." says Kankuro as he raises his hands in surrender.
Temari and Gaara didn't say anything. The group continued walking till they reached the end of the hallway, where the hallway stopped and became an open waiting area.
The waiting area contained a few chairs and a desk which belonged to Izuka's secretary. The secretary was currently sitting at her desk doing her paperwork and taking phone calls. She had short dark blonde hair, green eyes, and looked to be in her middle twenties.
"Hello Shiura." says Temari in greeting.
The blond woman looks up from her paperwork to acknowledge the siblings.
"Oh hello Kazekage-san, Temari-san, Kankuro-kun." says Shiura as she places a report back on her pile of paperwork.
"Is Izuka in?" Gaara asks her as he starts to step forward.
"Indeed she is. You can go in if you want." says Shiura as she returns her attention back to her paperwork.
"Thank you." says Gaara and Temari in unison. Temari grabs Kankuro's shoulder to stop him from gawking at Izuka's secretary. She drags him along as Gaara opens the door for them so that they could enter Izuka's office.
Izuka's office was similar to Gaara's office. The only difference was that her office was covered in a lot more plant life.
Izuka was currently at her desk brushing out her hair. She looked up to see her roommates enter her office.
"Hey guys." she greets them.
"Hey Izzy." Temari greets her in return.
"Stop calling me that!" says Izuka as she immediately snaps at the wind mistress.
"Sorry!" says Temari in surrender. She then notices Izuka's hair.
"Izuka, when was the last time you had a haircut?" asks Temari as she gives Izuka a curious look.
"I had my last haircut the day before I moved here to Suna from Konoha." answers Izuka as she continues to brush out her long tresses.
"What?" exclaims Kankuro in surprise. "But that was like, three years ago!"
"I know. I always planned to have my hair cut a few inches, but I always procrastinated on it. I go to the hair dresser every two weeks, but I never could bring myself to cut my hair." says Izuka as she puts down her red brush on her mahogany desk.
"Maybe it's because you figured since you were starting a new life here in Suna, you might as well stop cutting your hair and let it grow out." said Gaara as he shrugged his shoulders.
"That could be the reason." says Izuka as she crosses her arms.
"Izuka can you stand up for a second?" asks Temari out of the blue.
Izuka nodded her head and stood up.
"Turn around please?" continues Temari.
"Okay." says Izuka with a hint of uncertainty in her voice. She then turns her back to the siblings.
"DAMN!" yells Kankuro. Gaara nodded his head in agreement. He never knew Izuka's hair had grown that long.
"When you first moved here from Konoha, your hair barely reached your shoulders; now after three years, your hair reaches almost past your butt." says Temari with a wide eyed look.
"I know." says Izuka as she turns back around, her hair whipping around with the movement of her body. Gaara couldn't help but blush.
"And you haven't cut your hair since then?" asks an incredulous Kankuro.
Izuka nods her hair yes in answer.
"It's probably for the best that I don't cut my hair right now. It could cause mass pandemonium among my fan boys."
"That is so possible." replies Temari as she starts to think of what Izuka just said.
"One thing is for sure, you are giving Ino a run for her money when it comes to who has the longest hair." says Kankuro.
"Don't forget Neji." says Izuka.
Kankuro instantly laughs while Temari just chuckles. Gaara just blankly stares, not yet getting the joke.
"So ready for lunch?" asks Izuka as they get back to the original task at hand.
"Not yet." says Temari as she suddenly takes out her video camera.
"Really?" asks Gaara.
"Don't worry. I'm doing the parody this time." answers Temari.
"Which song this time?" asks Kankuro as he forgets his hunger to scroll through the instrumental playlist on his I-Pod.
"Good Girl by Carrie Underwood." answers Temari again.
"I see. You're going country with this one." said Izuka as she starts to braid her hair.
"Yep" she then turns to Kankuro. "Play it brother."
Kankuro picks out the song and places it in the dock of the stereo that Izuka keeps in her office. The twang of an electric guitar starts to fill the room.
This is what Temari sang.
Hey, bad girl (hey, bad girl)
With your words being foul
I bet you I can tell you
What you're thinking about
You'll see a bad boy (you see a bad boy)
Gonna steal you the world
But he's gonna leave you crying
With your heart crushed from hurt
His hands are full of money
But he'll take yours like a thief
So hide away from him
And don't come running back to me
Hey bad girl (hey bad girl)
Leave here while you're mad
Cause the man you got is just plain bad
Why, why you gotta be so blind
Open up your eyes and cry
It's just a matter of time till you find
He's not bad, girl
Not bad for you
You better get to getting in your see-ya shoes and go, go, go . . .
Better listen to me
He's cold, cold, cold
Hey bad girl (Hey bad girl)
You got a heart made of mold
You want a dark wedding
And a hand filled with gold
Just like you should, girl (Just like you should, girl)
Like every bad girl does
Want a dark and creepy ending, somebody to shove
But he's really good at trying
Making your heart break like a bust
Cause when he says together
Well it don't mean much
Hey bad girl (hey bad girl)
So bad for him
Better back away girly
You don't know what he's plannin
Why, why you gotta be so blind
Open up your eyes and cry
It's just a matter of time till you find
He's not bad, girl
Not bad for you
You better get to getting on your see-ya shoes and go, go, go . . .
Better listen to me
He's cold, cold, cold
Oh, he's not bad, girl
Why can't you see?
He'll steal your heart and break it
Listen to me, yeah
Why, why you gotta be so blind
Open up your eyes and cry
It's just a matter of time till you find
He's not bad, he's not bad
Open up your eyes and cry
It's just a matter of time till you find
He's not bad, girl
Not bad for you
You better get to going in your see-ya shoes
Everyone applauded as soon as Temari was finished.
"Way to represent the country girls." says Izuka as she finishes fastening her hair ring back on her braid.
"Why thank you." says Temari as she takes her video camera from Gaara, who was filming the parody for her.
Soon the room was filled with the sound of a grumbling stomach.
"KANKURO!" scream the two blonde girls as they immediately pin the blame on the puppeteer.
"That wasn't me that time. I swear!" says Kankuro as he places a hand over his heart.
"Actually, you can put the blame on me." said a nervous Gaara as he scratches his cheek in slight embarrassment.
Everyone give him incredulous stares.
"I'm that hungry." Gaara says bluntly as his stomach rumbles again in starvation.
"I know how we can fix that." says Izuka. "Let's go to Miyure's."
The Sand Siblings all nodded their heads in agreement. The four walked out of Izuka's office, said their goodbyes to Shiura, and started on their way to their favorite restaurant for an afternoon lunch.
End of Parody 14
A/N: Song suggestions are welcome. Please review and vote on my poll.
"Good Girl" belongs to Carrie Underwood. "Bad Girl" is the parody I made based on it.