Warning: Mild swearing and all that stuff.
Prompt Used: "I'd shag him until there was nothing left, just a pair of glasses and a damp patch."
He's so handsome, Lavender thought. She was sitting in the Great Hall, ogling at a certain Roger Davies, who was eating his breakfast at the Ravenclaw table. I have no idea why Cho refused to date the guy when he asked her last year. Poor girl, now he has another girlfriend. Though, it wouldn't be bad if he broke up with her, she's such a bitch anyway. Maybe I could get my hands on him.
I mean, look at his hair. I just want to go and ask him if I can touch it, it looks so silky. And his abs are sexy as hell. The benefits of being a Quidditch Captain, I guess.
"I'd shag him until there was nothing left, just a pair of glasses and a damp patch." she didn't realize she said this last sentence out loud.
"Glasses?" asked Parvati, who was sitting beside her. "But he doesn't have glasses."
"Little do you know about Hogwarts gossip, my friend." replied Lavender with a smug smirk. "He actually has contact lenses. But I think he would look classy with glasses too." Her friend just shrugged, and took another bite of her sandwich before answering.
"It did work out for Harry, after all."