Drabble
Word Count: 342
Characters: Takeru, Daisuke, Taichi, Yamato, Hikari, Ken, Miyako, Iori, Koushiro, Jyou, Sora
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Daisuke is sure that what he has in mind is perfectly okay.
I couldn't believe that he was seriously going around asking this. But, to be honest, my curiosity was piqued, too.
It started off with another one of Daisuke's "You know what would be hot?" questions.
This time I knew that he had gone too far; I nearly gagged of the thought of my brother…What was wrong with Daisuke?
"Oh, pftt. It's not anything, like, sexual or…you know, kinky. It's just, you know, a safety precaution. In case he decides to run away."
"Daisuke, you just thought that you'd like to have my brother in a cage. That's just really weird."
"Well, how do you feel about caged boys?"
"I don't feel at all! That's just bizarre!"
"So you wouldn't want Taichi in a cage?"
Okay, so I thought about it for maybe a second. Okay, two.
"…NO!"
Daisuke sighed and called over Hikari. "Hika, how do you feel about caged boys?"
"Hmm, amused."
I wouldn't let him have the last word on this one. "Ken! C'mere!"
"Ken, how do you feel about caged boys?"
"Uh, Scared."
Daisuke frowned. "Hey, Taichi-sempai! How do you feel about caged boys?"
I couldn't believe he shouted that across a pizza place full of people. But what I couldn't believe even more was that my boyfriend shouted back in response.
"Caged boys? I'd say confused."
"Sora, caged boys?"
"I have to agree with Tai, confused."
"Miyako."
"Amused, like Hikari."
"Before you ask, I'm with Ken," Iori piped from the salad line. Koushiro and Jyou simultaneously said, "We concur."
I grinned at Daisuke. Victory was mine.
"Oh shut up Takeru. There's only one more person here left to ask, and it's the only one whose opinion truly matters."
At that instant, Yamato stepped out of the bathroom.
"What's all the yelling?"
Daisuke nearly tripped over the girls to reach my brother.
"Yama! Tell me, how do you feel about caged boys?"
There was a short silence while everyone awaited his answer. With confusion on his face, Yamato unsurely replied, "Satisfied?"
Daisuke still won't let me live it down.