I'd like to say that I'm sorry if my Japanese offends of you, but I tend to write like that. If you have a problem with it just tell me and I'll try to fix it, don't call me a bad author... AND not even leaving your e-mail so that I have to call you out in front of God and country!...Baka... any way, in this chapter I put any words that are Japanese's meanings next to them in italic parentheses. I hope you all enjoy it...'cause it is rather late...heh heh! Sorry!
Chapter 14

"You two were kind of cozy, weren't you?" Jiriaya's made this weird kind of breakfast stir-fry for breakfast…and I'm just scared that it's going to eat me or something…

"N-Nani?! (What?!)" Naruto screeches at the older man, "Don't say things like that! You old pervert!"

Orochimaru blinks a few times, and then turns around to smack Jiriaya over the head.

"Itai! (Ow!)" Jiriaya pouts as he rubs the uppermost part of his head, "What the hell was that for?!"

"I told you that you couldn't have any sweets until you ate breakfast. Now, I want you to sit down, and start eating," He demanded, pushing the bigger, taller, and maybe even stronger man into a seat at the end of the table.

"Hmph."

Naruto and I share a look. One that can only be described as, "What the fuck?!" He grins at me then turns away to try and eat his, uh, food…if you'd call it that. I'm not sure I would.

"So, what are you two going to do this morning?" Jiriaya asks suddenly, smiling and twirling his hand around in the air, inattentively.

"Well, I was thinking that I could take Sasuke down to the waterfall, you know. The one under the other waterfall," Um, what?

"Is that even possible, dobe?" I've started to slip back into my old habit again.

He sticks his tongue out at me, "Yes. It is possible," He stresses and crinkles his nose adorably.

"Whatever…stop doing that. Your face will get stuck like that," I smirk playfully.

"N-Nani!? (What!?) My face can get st-stuck like th-that!?" He says quickly, throwing his hands up over his nose and mouth. He kind of looks like he's trying to hold them on, or something.

"Uh, not really kid. Sasuke was just joking…and you fell for it!" Jiriaya dissolves into a fit of giggles and snorts at Naruto's expense and Orochimaru and I's own personal amusement. I mean come on, it's not every day you get to see a huge, muscular older man (Being politically correct) giggle and point at a smaller, if not more muscular, younger man for thinking his face is going to get stuck.

"…Whatever, Jiji. (Old man.) You ready to go then, Sasuke?" Naruto asks after growling out at his still laughing grandpa. I smirk again and grab his finished plate as I go to put mine away.

"Whenever you are, omoimono. (Sweetheart.)" I say as I hand the plates over to Orochimaru. He stands up, grinning at both me and Jiriaya for some reason or another.

His nose crinkles again and he laughs, "Well what are we still doing here, then?!"

He walks out around the table, and grabs my wrist, pulling me with him out the door and into the garage.

"Um, you'll have to drive us a little part of the ways…is that ok?" He asks, nervously scratching the back of his head and smiling.

"That's fine," I answer, "Where to, then?" I inquire as I slide into the front of the car. He grins, jumps in after me, and buckles up be fore he answers.

"Well…First, go home. I forgot some thing. Coincidentally we can't get there with out it," He grins.

"…Great," I reply as I pull out of the drive way.


Oo! They're going to a waterfall!...unsupervised!? This is good. I can't wait for the next chapter. XD I hope you're not all mad at me...R&R!?

Keko-kun