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Hawaii Five-0 chatroom: Chapter 14

Dannolovesgracie has joined the chatroom.

Zen: Hey, Danny! How are you, brah?

Dannolovesgracie: I couldn't be happier, Chin. Couldn't be happier.

Zen: And to what do we owe this happiness?

SuperStepSteve: To me! XD

Dannolovesgracie: Jesus, Steven, even online your grin looks ridiculous.

SuperStepSteve: XD you love it!

Dannolovesgracie: No, I don't! I swear to God, half the time I think your face is gonna stick like that, you moron!

Zen: Woah, brahs! Where did the love go?

SuperStepSteve: Yeah, Danny. Where did the love go?

Dannolovesgracie: Shut it, Steven!

SuperStepSteve: I didn't say anything!

Dannolovesgracie: You know what I mean, you brute. Quit it with the attitude!

SuperSteveSteve: I don't have an attitude!

Dannolovesgracie: Yes, you do!

SuperStepSteve: No, I don't.

Zen: Here we go…

Dannolovesgracie: Yes, you do! You have an aneurysm face and you have an attitude. And you also have an ego the size of a zeppelin.

SuperStepSteve: Why can't you just admit, for once, that I did something awesome for you?

Dannolovesgracie: It was great, Steve, and I can't thank you enough, but your attitude gets on my nerves.

SuperStepSteve: Why can't you just let me enjoy it, Danny? Why do you always bask in your greatness and completely disregard mine?

Dannolovesgracie: Bask in my greatness? What are you even talking about?

SuperStepSteve: It's what you always do, Danny! You do something well and you celebrate it. But God forbid I celebrate when I do something well.

Dannolovesgracie: Oh, my God! You are such an idiot! I don't mind when you celebrate your success! Hell, I even commend you for a job well done! What I don't approve of is you grinning like a mad man when you a) burst into warehouses without proper backup (shut UP, I am NOT proper backup); b) get me shot and shot at (yes, Steven, I dislike being on the receiving end of a gunshot) and c) get your ass into life threatening situations on a daily basis for the sake of the job.

SuperStepSteve: I find it absolutely incredible that you were able to elaborate that in under 30 seconds.

Dannolovesgracie: Thank you. Did you understand what I said?

SuperStepSteve: I did. I have one question, though.

Dannolovesgracie: Which is…?

SuperStepSteve: Am I allowed to celebrate the fact that, on what was most likely one of the most depressing moments of your life on the island so far, not only did I pay for dinner, but also arranged for Gracie to stay with you for a week while Rachel and Stan get acclimated to having a new born at home and also gave you a week off from work so that you could spend all your time with your beloved daughter?

Dannolovesgracie: Yes, Steven, of course you can!

SuperStepSteve: Then why won't you let me?

Dannolovesgracie: I do!

SuperStepSteve: No, you don't. You totally don't.

Dannolovesgracie: Why are you sounding like a teenager again?

SuperStepSteve: Danny!

Dannolovesgracie: Fine! God! I swear to God, sometimes it's like I'm married again!

Dannolovesgracie has changed his screen name to Dannolovesgracieandsteverules.

Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: Dearest Steven…

SuperStepSteve: XD I already like this!

Zen: I bet you do.

Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: You are the master of the Universe!

SuperStepSteve: Keep going.

Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: Without your divine intervention, oh holy army God…

SuperStepSteve: It's the Navy, Danno. I swear you do that just to bother me.

Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: Fine, oh holy Navy God, without your divine intervention I would probably be sulking right now.

SuperStepSteve: You got that right!

Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: Instead, I'm watching my baby girl sleep and feel blessed to have landed on this fantastic island.

SuperStepSteve: And dinner?

Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: Dinner was fabulous, oh your royal Navyness! It was a flavor explosion enhanced by the absence of pineapple.

Zen: I'm writing this down.

Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: Happy now?

SuperStepSteve: XD

Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: God, you're such a goof…

Dannolovesgracieandsteverules has left the chatroom.

SuperStepSteve: See that, Chin? Danny thinks I rule XD

SuperStepSteve has left the chatroom.

Zen: I think I need therapy.