Title: What the FanFiction?
Fandom: Total Drama Island
Character: Bridgette
"Wow, to think that people write stories about me really is endearing!"
"…If not a bit creepy."
"Anyway, let's see what this site has to offer!"
"So do I just type in my name? Searching…"
"Aww, look at all the little Bridgette and Geoff stories!"
"Hmm. Well, we aren't exactly huge characters, but we're in a lot of fics around here!"
"Why am I always Courtney's best friend trying to convince her to go out with Duncan?"
"Last time I checked, Courtney and I only talked in season one, and I never even mentioned seeing Duncan as a friend."
"Okay, so most of the stories I'm in are where I act really out of character as Courtney's best friend along with Gwen. Why the three of us would be friends is anyone's guess…"
"Probably because we are the three most popular female characters on the show… so Geoff, Trent and Duncan and us three make like, the six musketeers of Total Drama or something."
"…Weird."
"Whatever, there are still tons of Geoff/Brigette fics…"
"Wait, what?"
"Bridgette/Noah?"
"Bridgette/Ezekiel? Cody? Trent? Duncan? DJ?"
"Tyler? Alejandro?"
"Who am I not paired up with?"
"PWP?"
"Oh, god… I'm a vegetarian. I cannot stomach this."
"Bridgette/Courtney?"
"What the hell?"
"Me and Courtney aren't even really friends, and even if we were…"
"We'd never be THAT friendly!"