One Step Away—Wada Calcium CD3
by taitofan
Rated PG-13 for yaoi, crossbreeding, and lightly implied sexual content
Disclaimer: If I owned Final Fantasy, I'd be rich. And I wouldn't be writing fanfiction, now would I?
Author's Note: Seriously, Vincent was made for this theme. Anyways, this is pretty straight forward, so there isn't much to say. Um… I wrote it in church, so that makes it a bit unique. No specific time that it takes place. Just your run of the mill humorous fluff, with a healthy dose of sarcasm on both parts. Gotta love 'em. Hope you enjoy!
30kisses theme: #28- Wada Calcium CD3
Flames do nothing but make me laugh, although I'll listen to any CC you have. Please read, review, and enjoy! Finished 07-31-06
Vincent raised an elegant eyebrow at the bottle handed to him. He knew that his lover gave unconventional gifts, but really now. A bottle of pills? What was he up to this time?
"What are these?" Cait gave him a look that clearly said, 'You're joking, right?'
"Wada Calcium CD3. Just like the label says." Vincent sent back his own look—'Stop being an idiot.' Cait dutifully ignored it.
"I can see that. But what do they do?" Judging by the look on Cait's face, he known that all along and was just trying to be a pest. He was good at that after all.
"Oh, well, they're just high dosage calcium supplements. You know, to keep your bones strong? They're meant for people who don't get enough sunlight or fish, and for older people. You're pale enough that strangers think you're a vampire, I've never seen you eat a fish, and you're over fifty, so I thought they might be useful."
Vincent didn't know whether to be offended or touched. Cait knew that his body was physically twenty-seven and, thanks to Hojo, would remain that way for a very long time. But if his sometimes-twisted AI logic had just assumed that they could somehow be of help…
"Are you being serious?" That smirk clearly indicated that he wasn't. "…I'm going to rip your tail off." Cait's smirk simply widened.
"Empty threats my dear. We both know that my tail is essential in the more, shall we say, physical aspects of our relationship." A lesser man probably would have blushed at that point. Vincent wasn't one of those men. He just glared.
"Try me." Cait still didn't believe him of course, but over time, he'd learned that sometimes it was just better to let Vincent think he'd won.
"Okay, okay, fine. You win… Can I give them to Cid then?" Cid would probably put a spear straight through Cait's head, but Vincent wasn't feeling particularly pleased with his lover at the present moment. If worse came to worse, Reeve could just send a new body…
"Are your mental files backed up?" Cait's face clearly showed his confusion, but he nodded nonetheless. "Then go ahead." If Cait's eyes had been capable of opening, they surely would have shown in pure happiness. He instead settled for placing a quick kiss to his lover's lips.
"Excellent! Let's go!" Cait ran off to find the surely pilot, while Vincent followed a few feet behind him. Upset or not, he'd grown rather fond of the pesky cat's body… Maybe he'd save his annoying lover at the last second after all.