Cloaked in a dark cape, wearing a royal purple robe was the most feared creature in the galaxy. He was an enemy to Buzz Lightyear and a threat the Galatic Alliance's existence. standing in front of us was Emperor Zurg.
"Fear me!" Zurg cried. To tell you the truth, it was actually difficult to fear him because he was only eight inches high. I'm not joking. He wasn't even a foot tall.
"Wait, that's Zurg," I yelled. "But he's so short."
"What did you say miserable human?" Zurg shouted.
"Of course he's short!" Conan said. "HE'S A TOY!"
My mind became numb. Duh! Of course! He's from Toy Story 2. Toy.
"Fools! You will rue the day - OW!" Zurg jumped up and down because Conan just shot him in the foot with his laser. Zurg's red eyes shifted down into a crying manner. teh robot grew confused, wondering why their master was fearing victims rather than torturing them.
"Please don't hurt me!" Zurg cried. "I just want to be a good bad guy like Malificent or Jafar, but you don't how hard that can be when you're only a toy. Please!"
This was an awkward position to be in. A bad guy is asking us to forgive him because he wants to be bad? Isn't there an oxymoron in there somewhere?
"Hey!" AJ cried. "Someone stole my shoe right off my foot. And those were my good flats!"
My eyes widened. "Left or right?"
"Left, but why...Stitch!"
"Bingo."
"Mala meecha."
All of us looked up and saw the blue alien, with AJ's shoe in his mouth, crawling on the ceiling. The battery was still holstered onto his back.
"Stitch, give us the battery and AJ's shoe and no one gets hurt," Conan reasoned.
"Naga touche," Stitch yeled and spat in his face. Conan wiped his face with disgust as Stitch laughed.
"Stitch, we're not enemies," I explained. "We're trying to help you."
"Naga. Zurg evil. You work with Zurg."
"What? No, we're not." Suddenly, a screeching alarm screamed throughout the room. All of us covered our ears
"Robots surround them!" Zurg called over the alarm. More robots poured into the grey room, encircling us, enclosing on us, with lasers pointed aat us. My fear of lasers quickly started ro rise.
The alarm stopped. Zurg yelled, "On my count, destroy these wretched beings."
"Oh god." My stomach grew queasy.
"Three..."
This was it. This was the end.
"Two..."
I closed my eyes.
"One!"
"DUCK!" Stitch's voice called. Next thing I know, something is jumping on my head and I'm falling to the ground along with AJ and Conan. Just as I'm about to yell at however fell on top of me, I hear a loud crash.