Dear Santa,
Hey, so does this wish granting system work like the Dragon Balls? It'd better, because it took me forever to get a hold of this computer to type up this letter! Perhaps I should get started before the owner gets back…
It's not easy being a frog, let me tell you! ESPECIALLY not an alien frog! Earthlings won't go near me and neither will the other frogs! Not even predators give me the time of day! I simply can't live this way anymore… I'm Captain Ginyu, head of an elite mercenary squad! I can't accept being reduced to a slimy amphibian! This fate is the ultimate insult, and that's why I at least need a translation device that will allow me to speak in a human tongue as a frog. That way, I can change into a more suitable body… This hopping everywhere scenario just isn't working out! Now, ideally, I want my old body back. That's my model wish, but if on the off chance that isn't possible, I want the translation tool.
Sincerely, Ginyu, Proud Captain of the Ginyu Force
Oh, Ginyu... The frog thing cracked me up. But wouldn't that suck? Living as a frog? I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy! ...Or would I? Hm... I suppose yet another thought to ponder over the holidays!