Hello everyone. Zaara here with you know Vida and Killjoy3000. Doing it big same as last time. I know some of you are wondering: What the hell: for some things so here is a little clearance.
You all wanted to know about the harem well here are the ladies of the Harem: Seras, Yoko(Kyubi), Shizune, Ayame, Hinata, Anko, Kurenai, Runa, Haku.
As for Kushina you'll find out what happened to her in a bit. That's all I got to say on the matter.
Well lets get started.
Human/Vampire speech
Vampire/human thought
Demon/Boss speech
Boss/Demon thought
Demonic/Vampiric influenced speech
Enjoy the show.
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(in the arena)
Naruto was in shock. His Yoko was pregnant with his child. He couldn't even think straight for a minute. That was just to great a thing. That gave Runa the opportunity to right herself and slammed him into the ground. before jumping into the air and coming down on his chest with her full weight making a small crater where Naruto was.
"Pay attention to me and not the woman carrying a baby," said Runa.
Naruto phased thought the ground and righted himself. "You know what to hell with this. I'm about to eat you alive bitch! finished Naruto drawing on his vampiric powers.
Runa started to get covered in a bright green chakra. "Good that means your not holding back anymore," said Runa.
The power the two of them were giving off was making cracks appear all over the place. Haku, Hinata, and Ino were all on there knees. Everyone else was barely standing even Sarutobi.
What a terrifying power they have. It's exhilarating in a way," thought Anko as she began to feel a bit wet between her legs.
Naruto charged first and punched Runa in the gut. Runa after recovering grabbed his head and head butted him hard. Naruto's head went back, but he spun on his heel and kicked her in the face with all his might. Runa went flying across the Arena, but righted herself in the air dug her hands into the ground and left deep marks in it.
Runa recovered and started some hand signs. "Poison style: Poison Claw Jutsu," said Runa as her hand began glowing green.
Naruto jumped out the way and pulled out one of his pistols and fired. Runa started moving around the bullets as if they were nothing. Naruto jumped back as she barely skinned him with her claw. Naruto charged up and throw a punch to her gut. Runa coughed up a bit of blood, but flipped over and kicked him in the face.
"No more games Bitch. Releasing Restraint Controls to lv 3 until target is neutralized," said Naruto as he prepared to fire on Runa.
Runa jumped back, but felt a bullet impact into her arm. Her healing powers would not close the wound unless all foreign objects were out so using a kunai she dug it out. She almost didn't notice Naruto slip into her defensive zone with the gun pointed at her chin.(1) Naruto pulled the trigger, but she managed to get out the way and only with a small scratch.
"What's with this guy? A second ago we were fighting on almost even terms. Now it's like I'm fighting someone completely different," thought Runa
Runa started a few hand signs. "Earth Style: Earth Collapsing Cave Jutsu," said Runa as a massive amount of the ground rose up over Naruto and collapsed on top of him. Runa began laughing until she got picked up and smashed into the ground.
"You think this is a game? I'll give you something to laugh about. I had this made for Kirabi, but you'll do for practice," said Naruto as he pulled out a red gun that looked like his other two, but it had the word Kami on it as well as Kyubi in sliver lining.
"What the hell is that thing?" asked Runa as Naruto pointed at her.
Runa got up and jumped away and charged at Naruto while drawing two knives and throwing them. Naruto fired off two shots stopping the Bullets in the air. Runa charged again and throw a kick that Naruto easily blocked. Runa began to panic and started to claw at Naruto only for him to dodge each strike. Naruto jumped back and fired a shot at Runa. Runa jumped to the side only for her to move to slow and her leg to get hit making her fall and grab it in pain like no other.
"What the hell is happing to my powers?" asked Runa as Naruto sealed his powers away.
Naruto held his gun up. "This gun was specifically made to take out Containers like you and me. It works damn well on others, but I'd rather use it on strong opponents. Believe it or not there are more then a few containers the world over. I'm not sure how it works just knowing it does makes me feel better," said Naruto looking at Kirabi with blazing eyes.
"Winner Naruto Uzumaki Hellsing," said Hayate.
"That's my boy!" yelled Kushina as Naruto appeared next to her.
"Excess me Miss, but who are you?" asked Naruto looking at her as if she was familiar.
Kushina smiled. "I'm Kushina Uzumaki-Namikaze and your mother," said Kushina grinning like Naruto did normally.
Naruto was shocked, but quickly regained his image. "I got the feeling that I'm going to have a massive ass headache when this is over," said Naruto only to be smacked on the head… hard.
"OH! What was that for?" asked Naruto.
"Don't you curse around me young man," said Kushina.
"You know what fuck it. Go to the board," said Hayate as he was trying not to laugh at Naruto.
The board spun and again landed on two random names.
Neji Hyuga Vs Hinata Hyuga.
Both walked down the stairs and prepared for battle. The battle was quick and clean. It lasted for 5 minutes, before it was over. Hinata lost that Match, but not without Dealing Neji some damage.
The next Fight was Choji vs. Jiburo from Sound. It was more of a wrestling match then two ninjas fighting, but it ended with Choji losing all because Jiburo slammed him into the ground with a chock slam.
The fight after that was Sai vs. Vargo. The match was quite fast as all Sai did was send in a few waves of his Ink painting to make Vargo submit quickly.
The last battle was Kunkuro vs. Lisa of Stone. The battle was a rather boring one as both of them squeezed the other into submission. The fight was over.
"That's it for the Prelims. Will all the winners come down here," said Hayate as one, by one they came down.
After they came down Anko passed around a box While Ibiki read off names. When Anko passed Naruto she winked.
"Alright going from right give me your numbers. Don't bother with the names," said Ibiki.
"What does it take to be #1," said Naruto.
"4," said Jiburo folding his arms
"3. I don't like that number," said Yugito pouting
"I'm 2," said Gaara
"Fate has given me 10," said Neji.
"8," said Shikamaru
"I'm 11 players," said Kirabi smirking.
"I'm 5 a lovely number," said Sai drawing on a sheet of paper
"I'm 12," said Temari
"I got stuck with 7," said Tayuya smiling
I'm 9," said Sasuke smirking.
"Guess that Leaves me with 6," said Kimimaro.
"Alright then take a good look at the person who's life may be in your hands or vise-verse," said Ibiki showing them the board
Round 1
Naruto vs. Gaara
Yugito vs. Jiburo
Sai vs. Kimimaro
Round 2
Tayuya vs. Shikamaru
Sasuke vs. Neji
Temari vs. Kirabi
"Now that that's all said and Done, you have one month to prepare for the Chunin Exam finals Dismissed," said Sarutobi as Everyone prepared to leave.
Naruto was stopped by Kushina who was standing close to Yoko. Her look said Everything that he didn't want. Sure this woman was his birthmother, but she wasn't his mother persay.
"We Need to talk," said Kushina as they all walked out.
Sakura and Yoko stood back deciding that they would only add fuel to the fire if they went with them now. Both were board.
"You want to head to the hot springs?" asked Seras.
"Let's Go. After my fight i think i need it," said Sakura as Anko decided to join them.
(In Naruto's apartment)
Misato was board. She was reading a book her dad wrote for her before he left into the forest. Having spent a good month on it she was obligated to read it, but this would be her 18th time in the last week. The book itself was 300 pages, but with her fox abilities it didn't take that much time at all. Razen and the others were at School and she had the day off because her teacher was sick today.
"When will Tou-san come home?" thought Misato
As if on cue Naruto walked in. Misato bolted up from the couch and hugged Naruto.
"Tou-san your home," said Misato with a big grin on her face.
Naruto patted her head while smiling at her. "Hey Misato-chan how are you today?" asked Naruto picking her up.
"I'm good Tou-san," said Misato as Kushina walked in. "Who is she Tou-san?" asked Misato.
"That's your O-baa-chan," said Yoko while smirking.
Kushina's eye began to twitch. "I'm not old. I'm barely 32 years old," said Kushina.
"WOW! Baa-chan looks really pretty for someone old.
Kushina started to turn red. "Cute little 7 year old or not I'll give her a spanking she won't forget," thought Kushina.
"Go to your room and go to sleep," said Yoko.
Misato was about to protest when she was hit with a sleeping Genjutsu that made her go into a peaceful dream world. Naruto caught her and took her to the back and laid her down. When he returned he sat on a couch and took out a toothpick. Yoko sat next to him, while Kushina sat across from them.
"Naruto Why is it that you…" started Kushina only for Naruto to cut her off.
"I feel that you should answer my question first. Where have you been for the last 13 years mother?" asked Naruto using his demonic voice at the end.
Kushina sighed. "It's a bit complicated. I had just given birth to you and my body was weak. Council woman Haruno walked in and told me both Minato and yourself had died. Now She and I had never gotten along so I thought she was trying to get in her blows while I was weak, but then Danzo and Fuguku Uchiha confirmed it. Like a fool I fell for it and driven into grief I used Stasis Jutsu on myself to put me into a never ending sleep that would not allow me to wake up ever until my body died, but three days ago A power surge so strong that it woke me up brought me back from the 'dead'. I went to see Sarutobi and found out that while your father died you lived. I spent the last little while recovering and planned to talk with you," said Kushina.
Naruto looked at her before standing up and walking out of the house. Kushina looked down in shame and regret. He must have detested her for leaving him alone for so long. She was thinking that until Yoko poured her some tea.
"I know what your thinking. Just give it a little time. You may think Naruto is pissed off right now with the way he just left, but he's confused as hell. We have a child on the way, he has not 1, not 2, but 3 Containers in the finals that he'll more then likely fight, and to top it all off you just come into his life at the most awkward time," said Yoko smiling.
Kushina smiled as well. "I guess your right. Maybe I'll talk to him later. For now I have to ask you… Is it a boy or girl," said Kushina smiling at the thought of grandchildren.
Yoko smiled as well. "Not sure yet, but I what to surprise Naruto with it.
They talked for a while before a Hawk appeared at the window. Kushina grabbed it and opened it up. "Looks like well have to talk later," said Kushina poofing away.
(With Naruto)
Naruto was walking down the street and was a little confused as what to do. He wanted to say so many things to his mother. About what happened, about Alucard, about how much he missed her in his life, but for kami's sake he couldn't say it. He soon came to team 7 training ground and Summoned Alucard to talk to him about what to do. The second he did Alucard walked over to Naruto and slugged him in the face, knocking him to the ground.
"What the hell Alucard?" said Naruto standing up with a pissed off look on his face.
"Shut up. What do you think your doing running away like that?" asked Alucard knowing that he just pushed a major button for Naruto.
"What sis you say you undead prick! I don't run away from anything, not ever," said Naruto pulling out Joshua and aimed it at Alucard. Clone or not it would still hurt like a bitch to et your head blown off.
"Oh really? Did you not just walk out on a woman who called you her son, did you not just walk out on a lover who is carrying your child without so much as asking her how she feels about it? If that's not running away I'd hate to see what is," said Alucard looking at Naruto with disappointment.
Naruto pulled the trigger, but Alucard managed to dodge the bullet. Naruto throw a punch that Alucard easily blocked, before kicking Naruto in the gut with enough force to knock him down.
"You may be strong Naruto, but your about 2000 years to young to face me at full power," said Alucard.
"What am I going to do?" said Naruto in a whisper. I don't know how to be a son, I don't know how to be a father, I don't know how to protet everyone I love from that monster Kirabi. He's stronger then me a better container," said Naruto in a shaky voice.
Alucard grabbed Naruto's jacket and hosted him into the air so that they were face to face. "I can't believe we share the same blood. Your not a container, You're a vampire and in that regard your more human then that. Things like being a son and a father takes a lifetime to get right and even then you fuck up most of the time. Your told it's for your own good or it's for theirs. Let me tell you the same thing my father told me. You may not like what I'm saying but one day you'll be saying the same thing to your kids. I'm telling one of them now. So get up off your ass and go tell that girl you love her and your mother you forgive her and made her worry," said Alucard dropping Naruto and disappearing in a poof of black smoke.
Naruto stood up and sighed. The things Alucard said made more sense to him, but he was still confused as hell. He left the training grounds and entered town.
(With the Council)
The Council had been called together to discuss the Return of Kushina. Most of the Council was smiling because Naruto beginning the head of the Hellsing family was big, but with the head of the Namikaze family their they could use her to breed more powerful Shinobi. The only one who was not happy was Jade Haruno.
She had had her eyes on Minato years, before Kushina entered the village. He had the power to bring her family up to power over the Hyuga, but when Kushina appeared she gained a rival that would go against Minato's words. Minato seemed to like that. A dominant woman who wouldn't take no for an answer. When Haruno found out Kushina was pregnant with Naruto she nearly went ballistic That's why she hated Naruto, but wanted him at the same time. He was the last link to Minato and his vast wealth.
Kushina walked into the room with the Hokage, but Tsunade also walked into the room. Kushina and Haruno glared at Each other. Sarutobi took out his pipe and sighed. "As you all know I'm not a Young man anymore and it takes to much power for me to defend the village. So At the 3rd round of the Chunin Exams I'm stepping down," said Sarutobi.
"Will you finally join us on the elders council old friend?" asked Koharu smiling.
Sarutobi smiled back. "Yes I will," said Sarutobi.
"Damn it. This could be bad for our plans," thought Danzo. "Hokage-sama who will be replacing you?" asked Danzo hopping to get some information on a potential threat to their plans.
"Tsunade here is taking up rains as the Deputy Hokage as well as heading up the medical Training while Shizune and Rin handle the major Medical facilities. Kushina here will be the 5th Hokage after I step down," said Sarutobi.
Haruno and Danzo both paled a bit. Kushina may not have been as fast as Minato, but her title was just as fierce. She was Kushina of the red Ocean. She was called so because she was almost as good at water Jutsu as the 2nd Hokage, but for some reason whenever she used one it was always blood red. Most people thought it was a bloodline, but she never reviled if it was.
"That's excellent news. So when's the wedding?" asked Haishi.
Tsunade and Sarutobi looked at Kushina who looked at them. "What wedding?" they asked.
"The wedding between the Namikaze heir and the Hyuga main branch heir. Minato and I deiced on that back before he hand Hinata were born," said Haishi noticing Kushina's hand was twitching.
"Minato better hope that Shingami-sama never lets him out or I'll kill him and send him back," thought Kushina. (2)
"Right. Is their anything else?" asked Kushina as she was starting to get pissed off.
"Yes we of the Council wish to marry Naruto Uzumaki-Hellsing and Jade Haruno and since your still alive you can make Naruto marry her," said Danzo.
Kushina snorted. "Jade. That fucking whore. I'd never let a dog stick it's dick into her pussy let alone my Son. Sorry no," said Kushina.
Jade smirked. "Kushina. Until you reinstate as a Shinobi you fall under our command and our world is law," said Haruno.
"You got some kind of guts bitch! I'm ranked at inactive Hokage at the moment. I never liked the way you guys tried to fuck over the Hokages. I got the balls to tell you what they didn't. I'm leader, I'm defender, and I'm a individual, so if you pricks so much as look at me in the wrong way I'll dismantle the whole fucking Council and remake it. I don't even need to stress how important this is," said Kushina as she walked out.
"I thought that bitch was taken care of. I knew I should have turned her son into a slave when I had the chance to," thought Haruno.
(Naruto's house)
Kushina walked into Naruto's home to find Naruto sitting on the couch. She sat down next to him. Naruto looked at her and she looked at him. Naruto smiled at her.
"Kaa-san," said Naruto giving her a hug. "I don't know how to be a son. I've lived a life alone al this time. I can only be the person I've been," said Naruto with a few tears falling out.
Kushina hugged Naruto back. "In the end that's all I can hope for Naruto-chan," said Kushina.
Thank you kaa-san," said Naruto.
"Don't mention it. Now what's this I hear about you sleeping with your Sensei?" asked Kushina as Naruto started to panic.
"H-how did you find out about that?" asked Naruto gulping.
"Oh a little doggy told me," said Kushina smirking at Naruto.
"At least I know where I get it from now. I may have to kill Kakashi later ," thought Naruto.
Before he could reply to her Razen came into the house with Sakura, Shizune, Yoko, Sasuke, Seras, Runa, and Kiba. Misato just walked in from the back after letting the Genjutsu wear off. Kushina hit it off with the kids instantly and although she was wary of Sakura and Runa, but still excepted their presence in the house. For the night, for this moment in time. No battles, no worries, just family. All was right in the world.
(With Tsunade, Rin, and Jiraiya)
Jiraiya had just put out a cigar and was looking over at Tsunade. "Well what are we going to do. We all know that the Council is planning and we're still down on information," said Jiraiya putting the stub in the tray.
"Jiraiya-sama isright about that much," said Rin as Tsunade pulled out a slip and handed them to Jiraiya.
"Iruka, Ibiki, Anko, Yugito, Kakashi, Sakura, Sasuke, Kiba, Asuma… and 40 other Ninjas names. What the hell is this Tsunade?" asked Jiraiya, but It was Rin who answered.
"Those are the candidates to join a new Konoha Unit," said Rin.
"What Unit would that be? The council hasn't said anything about a new Shinobi unit coming into play anytime soon," said Jiraiya.
"That's because this Unit acts outside their control. This is the list of people who have what it takes to become the members of the Hellsing Organization," said Tsunade taking a sip of Sake.
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(1) I was thinking Vash at the time
(2) a foreshadowed event.