Hello dear readers of this amazing fanfic. i am sorry that there hasnt been a chapter in a while. there is no exscuse. usually people will have some kind of exscuse for why they havent written a chapter in a while. well i have no exscuse. ive just been lazy. i am sorry to all of you who look forward to reading my fanfic.

to all you wonderful people out there i present too you..........................a new chapter!


Bella: He'sAllMine

Edward : ImAllHers

Alice: Shopper223

Jasper: TexasToastMan

Emmet: GummyBear.

Rosalie: LookingInTheMirror

Renesmee: VampWolfGirl

Carlisle: DoctorMan

Esme: EdwardOwesMePillows!

Jake:WolfieBoy

Sam: MightyAlpha

Seth: Sethy-poo

Chapter 13.

(Edward and Jacob are on....this should be interesting.......)

WolfieBoy: Hey eddie.

ImAllHers: Do not call me eddie.

WolfieBoy: Alright Edwardo.

ImAllHers: DONT CALL ME THAT EITHER!!

WolfieBoy: Gosh, dont we have a temper.

Imallhers: I do not have a temper Jacob.

WolfieBoy: Uh, yes you do.

Imallhers: If you dont stop it im going to spill some

TETRA­METHYL­DIAMINO­BENZHYDRYL­PHOSPHINOUS on you!

WolfieBoy: What. The. Hell?

Imallhers: its a type of acid. duhhhh.

WolfieBoy: Um, Edward. why would you spill acid on me?

Imallhers: Because your so Damn ANNOYING!!

WolfieBoy: But Edward! I thought you were my best friend!!

Imallhers: HAHA.

Imallhers: AHAHA!!

Imallhers: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Imallhers: Me and you, FRIENDS?! HAHAHA

WolfieBoy: I dont see whats so funny about that....

Imallhers: Jacob. You CRACK me up.

WolfieBoy: But Edward. Whats so funny about me and you being friends.

Imallhers: Shut up Jake! the neighbors might hear!

WolfieBoy: Uh..theres no neighbors around, and we're iming. no one can hear us anyhow..

Imallhers: Huh, your right. still. dont say it.

WolfieBoy: what ever edward. I dont know what i saw in you anyway!

*GUMMY BEAR HAS SIGNED ON!*

GummyBear: Hello Cullens.

WolfieBoy: and Jake.

Imallhers: ew Jake.

WolfieBoy: I feel like we've already had this convo before....

Imallhers: No shit. We have.

GummyBear: Hahaha. Jake your so stupid.

WolfieBoy: AM NOT!

Imallhers: are too!

WolfieBoy: Whatever. You vamps are screwed up!

GummyBear: *GASP*!

Imallhers: *GASP!*

GummyBear: Jacob! I'm deeply offended!

Imallhers: *GASP!*

Imallhers: I thought we were still gasping.....whoops.

WolfieBoy: You know what I hate?

GummyBear: Brown Bananas?! Because they get on my nerves too!

WolfieBoy: Uh...no. I was going to say when vamps like you...are mean to me.

Imallhers: Jacob. Two Words. GROW UP!

WolfieBoy: NO! IF YOU DONT STOP IM GOING TO TELL MY DAD!

Imallhers: Your like a little kid!

WolfieBoy: AM NOT!

GummyBear: Uh..yeah you are.

WolfieBoy: Whatever. Damn Cullens!

*WolfieBoy has signed off!*

GummyBear: Well Eddie Boy. I must be off to the grocery store to clear the isles of those dreaded Brown Bananas!

*GummyBear has signed off*

ImAllHers: Oh gosh.........


My dears how did you like that chapter? oh you didnt? i didnt either.

I NEED IDEASS!!! you will be credited if i use you fantastic ideas!

-Miranda (your author)