1Sesshomaru got up and went to the mens room.
'Damn this place smells like a bunch of drunken teenagers came through here. Wait... they probable did.' Sessomaru sweat dropped to himself and covered his nose. (Not sure if I already said this but, sweat dropped is that drop of water that appears by the animes head when they get embarrassed for someone.)
Reaching his destination (hahaha) He opened the unlocked mens room door looked down to see a nude Sango with a also nude Miroku humping her from behind.
"Umm..." Miroku and Sango said together looking up.
"You guys hurry up we are leaving soon." with that Sesshomaru slammed the bathroom door and left the room.
"What happened?" Ayame asked.
"They brought the health code of this place from an A to a B-" (tehe I got that from Scrubs)
"They done?" Inuyasha asked looking up from his cold drink.
"No." Sesshomaru walked over to the jukebox and turned it to pop/rock Linkin Park 'Numb'
"Sesshomaru I think your Emo sometimes." Inuyasha said.
"Hey I was listening to that!" Kouga jumped up Ayame falling off his lap and onto the floor.
Kouga did the Kung Fu jump and sailed threw the air and tackled Sesshomaru to the floor.
Kouga was sitting on Sesshomaru and he started to yell at him.
Sesshomaru wasn't responding. He was just looking weird.
"Sesshomaru?" Kouga asked his hands were still gripping his shirt collar.
"Kouga, I think it would be easer for Sesshomaru to concentrate if you weren't sitting on his groan." Inuyasha said slipping off his chair from laughter.
Kouga shot off Sesshomaru and bolted to the other side of the room as if he were on top of Michael Jackson.
"Your going to get it WOLF!" Sesshomaru lunged at him.
A couple minutes later a bruised and bleeding Kouga was laying on the floor by the front door.
"Hey guys!" Bonkotsu ran in from the outside hitting Kouga and making him fly across the room and into a table.
"Bonkotsu how in hell did you get outside?" Kagome asked finishing her beer.
"Well I had to use the little boys room. And I saw something disturbing in there, Sango and Miroku in a compromising position, so I walked out the back door to take a piss, the I got locked out and I came in the front." he said.
Just then Miroku came in from the back way.
"Why does it smell like piss in here?" he said.
"Well, well, were have you been?" Kouga asked getting up off the table.
"Why did you come in that way?" Kagome asked with a tilted head.
"Don't you have a better place to mate?" Inuyasha said rubbing the butt of his cigaret out.
"Too many questions!" Miroku yelled and his head exploded. BANG
"Hey guys." Sango said walking in and over to Kagome as if there wasn't a smoldering Miroku on the floor..
"Hey Sango." Ayame said getting up off the floor finally..
"Hey how come when I come in its shit for me, but when she does its like normal." Miroku complained, magically in one piece.
"Its because she isn't dumb, like someone who asks why it smells like piss in here when they just finished getting laid." Kouga said regaining consciousness.
"Your so fucking dumb that when our religion teacher in high school said we'd be learning about Jewish SECTS you thought he meant how the Jews DO IT." Inuyasha snickered.
"What are you talking about I scored high on my test scores, and I misunderstood him!" Miroku said proudly/smugly.
"You scored five points above being legally retarded." Kagome said getting up.
"Wasn't that the same year we ran the 'Naked Mile' back in freshman year of collage?" Kouga asked.
"Yeah those were good times. All those naked women, tities galore." Miroku fantasized.
"As I remember Inuyasha had snagged a couple of Viagra's from the hospital after his 'Drinking and driving ' incident, and you thought it was a steroid and took it before you ran." Sesshomaru said.
"That's how I met Sango." Miroku said snapping his fingers.
"Hey, after you ran, didn't you start to play baseball with you dick and a ping pong ball?"
Kagome said with a half humor half disgust face on..
"Yes,... didn't Inuyasha take it also, after you gave him one after he got drunk?" Ayame asked looking over at Sesshomaru who was sitting at a booth next to Kagome Inuyasha and Rin.
"Maybe..." Sesshomaru said looking innocent.
Kouga and Ayame were sitting on the window sill with Sango and Miroku sitting on two pulled up chairs to the booth, Bonkotsu was laying on top on the booth itself, one leg over the back side.
"Yes and from that day forward you two were known as the 'Harden brothers'!" Bonkotsu laughed.
(Sorry I was watching 'American Pie, the Naked Mile' while typing)
"Hey guys." came a voice from the door.
They turned to see none other than the infamous hot Renkotsu with a fangirl behind him un noticed until she started ranting "O MY GOD RENKOTSU I LOVE YOU MARRY ME!!" she screamed. "Who the hell are you?" he asked shoving her into the 15 below weather. And that my friends is how the first fangirl died that day.
No one noticed the screams of frost bite get the ugly hoe.
"Did that fangirl have a name?" Kagome asked, looking out the window she could see the poor bitch run around in circles trying to find the person she was stalking, otherwise known as Renkotsu.
"Why the hell would you want to know?" Kouga asked looking at her like she wanted to date George W. Bush. (Haha sorry guys I hate that dumb ass, come on I know you do too!)
"I think her name was um... Marisa, or Annie, no wait! Laura!." Inuyasha said as if he didn't the other people in the room.
"Cant get them strait huh?" Rin said smiling at him from her spot on her mates comfortable lap.
"Well I had the dumbass Marisa and Annie follow me around since I hit puberty, and that was a while ago." Inuyasha said.
"Hey look there's more!" Bonkotsu said lifting his head from the booth.
And sure enough there were two more dumbass fangirls out in the snow.
"There's Annie, and Marisa.!" Sango said, and there the two dumb shits standing by the one called 'Laura'. The two were wearing tub tops and mini skirts, which didn't help that they had fat legs, and a lot of zits on their backs.
"Is 'Laura' trying to do somersaults in the snow?" Ayame asked looking at them.
"Not sure, but if she was she's doing a bad job." (Can u tell who I hate:)
"Hey what are you doing her Renkotsu?" Miroku asked grabbing out his portable axe spray and spraying a waterfall onto his body. (For all u dumb ppl it's a female attracting deodorant.)
And out of nowhere millions of fangirls slammed against the bar window and tried to claw their way inside. But the cold weather soon killed them all. The bartender sighed and walked outside with a shovel and started to burry them in the snow. (Sorry if I spelled it wrong, I couldn't find the right spelling check)
"Bonkotsu called saying you guys wanted a ride home, you know in a car where you didn't freeze your cute lil ass's off." he said wrapping his arms around Kagome and Rin. They giggled at him. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru just glared at him.
"Ok since Sesshomaru owns the car he and Rin will ride with him." Bonkotsu said trying to save his brother from an other wise painful death from the brothers.
"Renkotsus car can hold up to five people, so three would have to ride with Sesshy and Rin." Sango said.
"Ok me Kouga, Sango, and Miroku will ride with him." Ayame said rushing out the door catching onto the death game Bonkotsu was trying to avoid.
Everyone ran after her, leaving Inuyasha Kagome, Bonkotsu, Rin and Sesshy in the bar alone.
The bartender came back in and put his bloody shovel back behind the bar and lied down next to it to take a nap.
"That's kinda creepy..." Kagome said backing away from the psycho.
"Just don't touch him and well be fine."Inuyasha said backing away also.
They all quickly left the bar before the creepy man woke up.
"So that leaves you three with me." Sesshomaru said opening the door to his truck.
"Inuyasha your driving." he said.
"What why?" Inuyasha asked looking confused.
"I want some quality time with my mate." Sesshomaru said pulling her close and licking Rins ear seductively.
"OMG the image is stuck!" Inuyasha said jumping head first into the truck. A silent ow! Was heard. (Now how would that work?...) Kagome and Bonkotsu chose to climb in, instead of jump and kill themselves.
"What its not that bad." Rin said.
"Yes but im not his mate...thank god." Bonkotsu said, the last part was whispered before he shut the door.
Sesshomaru choose to ignore that, and thank god he did because if he hadn't it would have seemed (lack of better words) creepy if he didn't. (That is my word of the day 'creepy' Shudders)
When they were good Inuyahsa drove off to their house (cough mansion cough).
They got a few minutes into the drive when they came to a four was stop sign. Inuyasha looked both ways as he yielded, and went forward again. (So safe huh? You thought I was going to make him run it eh? No im not Canadian...again.) Inuyasha got about five feet into the four way when
a black big ass car came crashing through the intersection smashing right into the side of their truck.
The impacted was so hard that Sesshomaru's truck was flew five 10 feet off the road. Rin was thrown from the vehicle, Sesshomaru following her.
"SESSHOMARU!" Rin called as she was lost into the black night.
"RIN!" Sesshoamru screamed for her as his body was spread across the hard ground.
I WILL LEAVE IT HERE... UNLESS YOU ALL REVIEW, REVIEW. OR YOU WONT KNOW IF I WILL KILL OFF RIN. BECAUSE I CHANGED MY STORY A BIT.
Signed
-The Puppet Master