Yet again, the sensei-jonins waited until they thought the ninjas had fallen asleep before leaving to the next village to party. It was around 11:30 pm and all the hushed whispers and shuffling had stopped and had been replaced with the sound of light snoring and quiet sleepy murmur.

Obviously, this had just been a trick that was set up by Deidara. Earlier that day, he had gathered all the ninjas and told them to pretend to fall asleep so that they would have the forest to themselves. Pein had decided to let loose for once in his life, and used his Akatsuki money to purchase barrels upon barrels of Sake for everyone. Let's get this party started!

"Hey Sakura," greeted Ino as she took a huge gulp of Sake

"Oh, hey Ino!" smiled the cherry-haired ninja.

"So, excluding the truth or dare game, have you talked to that guy you were hooking up with the other night? You know, Sasuke's brother?" Ino whispered.

"Um, well, I… uh," Sakura stuttered, "Am I supposed to?"

"Duh!"

"Well, no," Sakura frowned a little, "we made a little bit of eye contact and played truth or dare but that was it!"

"Ugh, men are impossible!"

"Tell me about it," groaned TenTen as she joined their conversation, while taking two shots of alcohol, "I slept with Neji for like one night and I thought it would be a cool experience but he's been so clingy since then. He keeps talking to me and being really nice. All I wanted was a one night stand but I don't know how to tell him. I think he got the wrong idea."

Ino and Sakura laughed. Hearing their laughter, Temari joined the three girls.

"Hey girls," greeted Temari with a smile, "how are your boy problems?"

"Sai won't even talk to me anymore," whined Ino, "well not unless he wants sex! I thought he could be my boyfriend but I guess not. I'll never make it out of the friend with benefits zone!"

"Ugh, don't be so dramatic Ino," laughed Temari, "I still haven't even lost my virginity! Although, I am waiting to give it someone who loves me a lot and cares for me."

…..

"Deidara, you brat," called Sasori

"What do you want, my man?"

"We're running out of shot glasses and I know that Asuma hid his secret stash deep in the forest. It should be close to that raspberry bush." The truth is, Pein had asked Sasori to get them but he was too lazy.

"Okay and?"

"Go and get them." Sasori ordered.

"Why should I?" the blonde bomber rolled his pretty blue eyes.

"Because I said so," Sasori shot him a deathly glare.

Deidara knew better than to disobey his senior. Sulking his shoulders and sighing heavily, he turned his back on the puppeteer and walked into the forest, unsure of what to expect.

…..

"Oh my God! It's so heated here," complained Temari, as her claustrophobia was starting to act up. The crowd of sweaty ninjas was just too much. Sure everyone was having a good time, but do they need to be so close together? Thought the blonde sand ninja.

"You're so right! Let's get some fresh air in the forest," suggested Ino

Taking two medium-sized barrels of alcohol, the already-tipsy pair of blonde ninjas headed out to the vast dark forest.

After walking for about 20 minutes, Temari whispered slowly to her friend, "Hey, I saw that blond bomber walking by. What if we run into him?" her words were followed by loud laughter as she was clearly tipsy.

"Shhh! Let's surprise him!" giggled the equally tipsy blonde leaf ninja

"But how?" Temari's eyes widened just a bit, as she was curious to hear her friend's devious idea.

"Let's put on a show for him," playfully teased Ino with a suggestive wink.

Temari totally knew what her friend was referring to and without a second thought, she nodded, still giggling uncontrollably.

Ino took this chance to slip her determined tongue into her friend's half-drunk mouth.

After all, what's a fun drunk hook up between two good friends?

But, they just couldn't stop giggling to each other.

Following the sound of laughter, Deidara came across the two ninjas making out with each other on the forest floor.

It wasn't sexual or romantic, just playful. Temari and Ino sat with their legs bent underneath them, as their hands were propped out on the damp floor to support themselves, as they leaned in moving their tongues in each other's mouths.

Damn, that's hot, thought the horny blonde Akatsuki member, as he couldn't take his eyes off of them.

He sat on the floor, just like they did and playfully crawled up to them.

They took notice of him and turned to smile at him.

"Hey Deidara!" they exclaimed in unison, as their eyes smiled.

Ino took her fingers and started to play with the string on Deidara's shirt.

He helped her take it off of him and he sat there eager for whatever the girls wanted to do next.

"Oh, Deidara! You're so sexy and your art is just…" Temari was trying to find the words to describe it, "beautiful!"

"You really think so?" Deidara excitedly asked.

Temari enthusiastically nodded her pretty face.

A sexy chick that appreciates my art, now that's a turn on, smirked Deidara as he thought to himself.

"Come play with us," playfully moaned Ino as she directed her hands lower and lower down his chest, as they grazed his toned v-line.

Temari took this chance to rub against the clearly visible bulge in his black pants.

Deidara bit his lip as he held back any sounds of pleasure. He needed to control himself.

"Please play with us!" seductively moaned Temari, as she made deep eye contact with the bomber.

Without replying, Deidara cupped Temari's face and brought his eager lips to hers. She was taken by surprise but she allowed his tongue to roam around her mouth, exploring every little corner of it.

After pulling away from the heated kiss, Deidara used one hand to massage Ino's breast through her purple shirt and the other hand to brush his fingers against Temari's clit through her shorts.

Ino was too impatient to let Deidara take his precious time.

"Undress me, please Dei!" begged Ino, in a sexy voice.

Deidara quickly used both hands to pull Ino's dress over her, leaving the girl in nothing but a baby blue bra and a black lace thong. Checking her out, up and down, Deidara licked his lips then remembered that he still had another kuniochi to undress.

Turning his attention back to Temari, he looked at her for approval.

"Don't take all night, Dei!" squealed the sand ninja, as she lifted her arms up, ready to be undressed.

Deidara wasted no time in stripping her, leaving her in her black bra and matching black underwear.

Deidara thought Ino was sexy as hell, but Temari was the one who gained his interest from the very start. He was just dying to ravage her.

He started making out with Temari, playing with her breast as he fingered Ino with his other hand.

…..

"What's taking that brat so long?" Sasori thought out loud.

"Huh?" asked Kiba, who was right beside him.

Sasori did not have one drink tonight. He was never a drinker anyway and hated the party scene. He just wanted to work silently on his puppets, in a secluded area. But first, he needed to make sure that Deidara returned with the shot glasses for Pein.

"Deidara was supposed to return half an hour ago, with the shot glasses that leader-sama had requested. He's late and I hate to be kept waiting."

"Well, I'm gonna go check up on Hinata," said Kiba slowly as got up to find the shy Hyuuga, He knew how this whole crowded party scene makes her uncomfortable.

….

"But when should I make my next advance?" asked Itachi.

"Whenever you think the atmosphere is right. Ino doesn't care that much but Sakura is a little more sensitive and sentimental so be careful, she has a temper too."

"Hn," Itachi took a mental note of that.

"Besides, you don't want her to think that you're using her for sex or anything. Even though you are, you've got to be discreet, my friend." Sai laughed.

"I am?"

"Aren't you?"

"Well, no."

"I'm sorry. I don't understand" Sai is not too familiar with expressing his emotions. Ino should know that I'm fond of her, because I hook up with her and please her. I make her happy. That's good enough, right? He thought to himself.

"I care for her. Not deeply," explained Itachi monotonously like he didn't care, "But I'm still not going to use her simply for the act of sexual intercourse. I need to get to know her first."

"Dude, you already fucked her."

"I wouldn't call it that. It was a mutual decision on an eventful night."

I must make up for my lack of communication and start a regular conversation with her, thought the dark-haired Uchiha.

"Hey, whatever floats your boat man," teased Sai as he took another large gulp of Sake. Itachi was not drinking at all but that didn't stop Sai from having fun.

…..

Deidara looked down as Ino sucked on his hard member. Temari took this time to unhook her bra, releasing he voluptuous breasts for Deidara's eyes to appreciate.

Deidara was never one to just come once in a sex session. He could come at least four times in one night. He decided to release his first load, as he gently pushed back Ino's head and came on her breasts. He felt that cumming in her mouth or on her face was just too disrespectful, especially without warning.

"My turn, Dei!" exclaimed a rather excited Temari, as she pressed her boobs closer to Deidara. He put his hands on her nipples, letting his hand-mouths lightly nibble at them.

….

"Hey Hinata!" greeted Kiba as he entered the Hyuuga's tent.

"Hello Kiba," she smiled.

"I know you don't drink so I brought you a glass of cold water," he smiled as he handed her the non-alcoholic drink.

Kiba is so thoughtful, she thought to herself, as she returned the smile and accepted the drink.

"So whatcha up to?"

"Just reading but I might go out later on and gaze at the stars. The view is so nice from here."

"I know what you mean," agreed Kiba, "Uh Hinata?"

"Yes?"

"Do you mind if I join you?" asked Kiba, laughing nervously as he stretched his arm over his head, reaching the back of his neck.

"Of course, Kiba-kun," she couldn't help but smile.

Kiba was one of the very few people who rarely heard Hinata stutter. She was always so comfortable and relaxed in in his presence. It was kinda refreshing.

….

Foreplay was done and the three playful blondes were ready for some real action.

Faintly remembering Temari's earlier words about wanting to have sex with someone who loved her, Ino decided have sex with Deidara while Temari made out with him. After all, she knew that her friend would regret losing her virginity the morning after and she might be blamed.

Lying down on the slightly damp forest floor, with Ino bucking her hips back and forth, as she rode him, Deidara performed amazing oral sex on Temari, as she sat on his pretty face. She could feel Deidara's skillful tongue exploring her wet womanhood. "Yes, Dei! Just like that," moaned Temari, as she rocked her head back and closed her eyes.

….

"The brat is taking too long," stated Sasori as he looked to Hidan, who was way too drunk to even walk.

Looking to his right side, Sasori noticed a green figure walking closer to him.

"If you'd like, Sasori-sama, I can wait here for Deidara and report to you when he comes back. I know how badly you want to work on your puppets," offered an innocent voice.

Looking at the figure in the eyes, it became clear that the figure was none of other than the youthful Rock Lee.

Without using words to reply, Sasori nodded in gratitude and walked over to the end of the stream – a secluded area. That's where he would venture to in the middle of the night, when he couldn't fall asleep, just to work on his puppets.

….

After Ino was sore, she got off of Deidara. Temari excitedly walked towards Deidara's, eager to do what Ino did.

"Temari!" called Ino, "don't forget that the Kage ordered you not to have sex until tomorrow!"

"Huh?" The sand ninja was confused.

Deidara quickly got the hint and he remembered that Temari was still a virgin, unlike Ino and himself.

"Oh that's right," agreed Deidara, "Maybe she forgot to tell you!"

"Right," giggled Temari as she stumbled on top of the blond bomber. No matter how tempting it was, Deidara had to resist.

"Deidara why were you here in the first place?' inquired a curious Ino.

"Shit!" exclaimed Deidara, as he remembered that he had to get the shot glasses. Quickly dressing himself, he helped Temari get dressed as well. Ino dressed herself. The three happy blondes scavenged the forest, looking for the secret stash.

…

In the meantime, Itachi was picking flowers for Sakura.

Girls like this stuff, right? Thought Itachi, as he picked a beautiful lilac from the ground.

He was still so new to this whole friends with benefits things. He didn't want to risk messing things up.

He was going to approach her tonight, not to woo her and capture her heart or even kiss her again. He just wanted to communicate with her to break the awkward tension.

…

After finally finding the stash of shot glasses, the blonde trio retreated back to the campsite.

Shikamaru may be lazy but he was not oblivious. Even though everyone else was too drunk to take notice, he quickly spotted the blush on Temari's cheek and Deidara's arm around her waist. His blood turned ice cold as jealousy fumed within him. Although, he just looked bored on the outside. But what was happening on the inside of Shikamaru's soul was an entirely different story, He clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, just thinking about his precious Temari, as Deidara approached a drunk Rock Lee and handed him the glasses.

"Here you go, my man!"

"Th-thank you, Ino-chan!"

"Huh?"

"Oh, I'm so sorry about that! Lee-san is a little drunk, don't mind him," smiled Sakura as she took the new shot glasses, "I'll take these for you."

"No worries, my man. And thanks!"

Sakura took the glasses and gave them to Pein, who she saw was obviously hitting on Konan.

I can't wait to tell her about this tomorrow, eagerly thought Sakura, as she turned her back on the Akatsuki duo and went to tell Sasori that Deidara had completed what was supposed to be his chore.

After walking for a while, she stumbled upon a redhead who was tediously working on his puppets, near a clear stream.