14. The Green Lantern's botty
Saturday, 31 October
7:35 pm, James and Lee's Halloween Party
The Hornmeister had found me the bestest costume ever. I'm a skeleton.
I'm wearing a printed tshirt with a ribcage and across my bump there's Little Laugh shown as a skeleton.
I have arm warmers with skeleton arms and leggings with the skeletons lower half.
A skeleton style masquerade mask finishes the outfit with a pair of black pumps.
I look tres tres fabbity. Hair's up in a messy bun, and makeup spookily dark.
A little black eye shadow, eyeliner and mascara. Some grey lippy and pale foundation.
The Hornmeister has come as a wolf-man. He looks vair marvy with his fake fur.
1 minute later
I rang James and Lee's doorbell.
Lee opened the door... at least I think it's Lee.
He's dressed as The Flash.
1 second later
The Flash spoke. It is Lee.
'Hey Gee. Dave.' Lee hugged me. 'You're costume is stunning, Mrs. Laugh.'
'Thanks. You don't look too bad yourself.' Lee smiled.
1 second later
He invited us in. James and Lee live in a beauuutiful terrace house in Notting Hill.
Their house is uber trendy... I lobe their taste in interior design.
Lee lead us through the house to their living room.
They'd invited a house full of guest.
There's music playing and the coffee table was overflowing with Halloween candy.
The room was decorated with streamers and fairy lights. It's a vair grooving party.
Lee wondered over to The Green Lantern.
I watched as Lee's hands squeezed The Green Lantern's botty.
The Green Lantern must be James.
They snogged (number 5) before James looked towards me and the Hornmeister.
2 seconds later
Hugging James. 'Gee, this costumes amazing.' I smiled.
'Merci... and get you, you're looking tres tres sexy.' James blushed. I laughed.
The Hornmeister spoke. 'Kittykat. Stop embarrassing the poor bloke.'
'Is the Hornmeister jell?' He laughed.
'No.' Dave wrapped his arms around me. 'Kittykat knows she belongs to the Biscuit.'
He snogged me.
7:54 pm
Dave got me a drink: non-alcoholic of course.
He also got himself a beer.
I started mingling. I had recognised a few people from work.
The Hornmeister was mingling too... making people laugh as per usual.
I'd just introduced myself to a friend of Lee's in the dining room.
'Hi. I'm Georgia the Laugh.'
'I'm Molly Piper. You're Dave the Laugh's wife.' I nodded. 'That's awesome. I'm Lee's best friend.'
Right... so this is the best friend that James is always telling me about.
'I work with James.' Molly nodded.
'I know. Lee says you're a fan of his cupcakes.' I laughed.
'Yep. Little Laugh likes them too... been eating a lot recently.'
'Tell me about it. I ate so many when I was expecting my first.'
'You have children?' Molly nodded again.
'Just one... Ami-Lee. Her daddy's babysitting tonight.'
Ahh. 'You're separated?' Molly laughed.
'Heavens no. Russell working tomorrow, so he's spending the night with Ami.' Right.
'How did you meet Lee?'
'We went to school together. I'm the first person Lee told when he came out... and the first person he phoned when he fell for James'
Awww. 'That's so cute.' Molly laughed.
'How about you? You dated Robbie Jennings and Masimo Scarlotti. What they like?'
I laughed. 'Mas is complicated and the language barrier caused quite a few misunderstandings between us. It wouldn't have worked.. and Robbie, Robbie's amazing... but we're not compatible. I'm a massive loon and he's a rock star.'
'So Dave the Laugh instead?' A smile appeared on my lips.
Always the Hornmeister: he's the only bloke I need.
8:29 pm
The Hornmeister is hiding behind me and Little Laugh.
He seems rather embarrassed and shook up.
'Is my Davey alright?'
'That bloke is hitting on the Biscuit.'
The Hornmeister pointed towards a bloke in a purple morphsuit.
He's got a lush body. Wish Kittykat had persuaded the Hornmeister into a morphsuit.
'What happened?' Dave had wrapped his arms around my waist.
He was peering over my shoulder with a pout on his lips.
'He used sticky eyes on the Biscuit.' I laughed like a loon.
'Dave. You can't see his eyes.' Dave continued to pout.
'The Biscuit knows... and he slapped the Biscuit's botty.'
I turned to face Dave, wrapping my arms around his neck.
'Hmmm. The Biscuit shouldn't be so damn irresistible... Kittykat is almost jell.' Dave smiled.
I snogged him. Number 6.
4 minutes later
James interrupted our snogging fest.
He was holding a tray of yummy appetisers.
I ate most of the tray, as James spoke to the Hornmeister.
'Edward giving you gyp? Just ignore him mate... he's just broke up with his boyfriend.'
I interrupted, before Dave could reply.
'Are there anymore little stuffed mushrooms, they're tres tres fabbity?' James laughed.
'We'll get Gee and Little Laugh fed, then I'll deal with Teddy for you.'
James led me out towards the kitchen.
I'd taken hold of the Hornmeister's hand, so he was being dragged behind up.
10 seconds later, the Kitchen
Lee's in the kitchen, organising the food.
He looks tres hilarious wearing an apron with his Flash costume.
'Gonna need another tray, Hun. I ran into Kittykat.' Lee laughed.
'Help yourself Gee. Watch the bacon and cream corn fritters, they've just come out the oven.'
5 minutes later
Lee's cooking is vair vair marvy. I'd married him just for the food.
That's if, I wasn't married to my Hornmeister and Lee wasn't a homosexualist.
James went to deal with Edward. Lee raised his eyebrows.
I spoke. 'He was hitting on Dave.' Lee laughed.
'I forgot how bad Ed is... sorry mate.' Dave shrugged.
'The Biscuit will survive.'
9:18 pm
I don't feel vair fab. The Hornmeister helped me upstairs.
'The Biscuit thinks Kittykat has eaten too much.'
James said I could have a lie down in one of their guest room.
3 seconds later
Dave helped me onto the bed. 'Kittykat should rest.'
'... but I didn't even have dessert.'
Dave laughed, tracing his fingertips along my jaw.
'I'll ask Lee to save you a slice of cake.'
'Okie-dokie Hornmeister.'
4 minutes later
The Hornmeister stayed with me, until my mincers fluttered shut.
'Nu-night Kittykat. Sweet dreams.'
Sunday, 1 November
11:12 am
We must have stayed over James and Lee's last night.
... and the Hornmeister must have popped home for clothes.
I'm wearing my own jimjams, snuggled up to the Hornmeister in the guest room.
1 minute later
Because the Hornmeister just grumbled when I poked him, I climbed out of bed.
I waddled downstairs to find James in the kitchen.
'Morning.' He smiled.
'Morning Gee. Feeling better?'
'Yes, thanks. Do I get breakfast?' James laughed.
'Sure... as soon as Lee gets out the shower. Green tea?' I nodded.
James put the kettle on. 'You and Dave finding out littlen's sex on Tuesday?'
'Yep... and we're hearing Little Laugh's heartbeat.'
The Hornmeister and I are vair vair excited about Little Laugh's next scan.
I can't wait to hear his little heartbeat... plus I may have to stop referring to him as him.
11:34 am
Lee entered the kitchen as me and James were gossing about my baby shower.
James has already said that Lee would make a gorgy cake... he's just waiting for the sex.
There's not much James can do, until he knows whether the theme needs to be pink or blue.
I'm allowed to suggest things, but it's supposed to be a surprise.
James is going to plan everything.
2 minute later
Lee is making bacon waffles and boiled eggs with runny yolks for breakfast.
This will please the Hornmeister, because he lobes runny boiled eggs and bacon.
James and I continued to goss, until Dave appeared in the kitchen.
He looked sleepy. 'Morning Davey.' He smiled.
James placed a strong coffee in front of the Hornmeister, as he sat next to me.
I ran my fingertips through Dave's hair. He'd perk up after his coffee.
Dave sipped his coffee. 'What's for breakfast?' Hehe. The Hornmeister's tummy's rumbling.
A.N. A Halloween chapter... next chapter's the big one. Is Little Laugh a girl or a boy? All will be revealed. Hope you all enjoyed this chapter, remember to review. Love RoxannetheLaugh.