PS: The sentences in italic are lyrics of songs. :D (In case some dear readers don't celebrate Christmas~ :D *is stabbed then shot*)
50 Things I Am NOT Allowed To Do At Ouran!
.x.o.x.o.x.o.x.
Number 14:
.x.o.x.o.x.o.x.
I will not (try to) break the windows to see what they are made of.
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride—"
"Shut up!!" everyone (except Kaoru) chorused.
Hikaru pouted, "Fine! Don't share the Christmas spirit!"
"Hikaru," Haruhi sighed, "It's only November, Christmas is not until the end of December. It's a month away!"
"Did you know that there's a Christmas carol about roasting chestnuts?"
"..."
"..."
"...say what?"
"...roasting chestnuts?"
Hikaru nodded proudly, "Yes, a Christmas carol about roasting chestnuts!" (A/N: I'm not kidding, it really exists! Isn't that KEWL? :D *stabbed*)
"...and we're talking about Christmas carols because...?"
"Because it's almost Christmas!" (It's almost Christmas~ across the town as evening falls~ the snow drifts down~ :D! *shot*)
"Dude..."
"Silent night~ Holy night~"
"Kaoru!!" everyone (except Hikaru) protested.
"What?" Kaoru looked hurt.
"The windows are going to shatter!"
"No, they're not!" Hikaru jumped up, "They're made of diamonds, the hardest element on earth!"
"...aren't diamonds a compound?"
"No...? It's like, a fricking element."
"...no way...? It's a compound, right?"
"...whatever! Chemistry can be fed to muffins for all I care!"
Hani turned teary-eyed, "No!! Muffins are too kee-yute and yuh-mmie to be tainted by the EBIL claws of chemistry!"
"..."
"..."
"Moo."
"..."
Tamaki took out a knife from thin air (He should totally like, join the MAFIA! :D *shotshotshot*) and glared around the room, "Now after a DUCK, there's a COW in here?!"
"...no," Haruhi pointed to TEH person beside Hani, "That was the inner insane Mori-senpai."
"..."
"..."
"...now wait a minute," Kyouya adjusted his AWESOMISH glasses, without looking up from his AWESOMISH file (because he's Ootori Kyouya and because he's just AWESOMISH that way), "The windows here are certainly NOT made of diamonds."
"Oh yes, they are!" Hikaru said, "This is TEH Ouran High School! So TEH windows are obviously made of TEH diamonds!"
"...no, they're not!" Tamaki placed his knife back to wherever it came from, "They're just made of PLAIN OLD crystals!"
"..."
"Electrolytes actually conduct electricity! How cool is that!" Kaoru exclaimed.
"..."
"...stop talking about chemistry, dammit!"
"It's not like it's my fault!" Kaoru protested, "The authoress's mind is like, filled with chemistry now because she fricking has so much homework and a lab report to do!"
"We do NOT care about the authoress!" everyone chorused.
"F... fine!" Kaoru pouted, and went to cower in his dark, sinister, gloomy, depressing, murky, creepy, baleful, and shadowed corner of woe.
Hikaru ignored (how rude of him!! D: *shotshotshot*) his twin's exaggerated depression and jabbed his AWESOMISH accusing finger at the bright, clear and polished windows, "Dude, LOOK! It's like, SO totally made of diamonds!"
"It is NOT!!" Tamaki roared. RAWR!!
"Moo."
"..."
"..."
Haruhi set up a shrine in the corner of the room (is she a ninja?) and knelt down before it, "...I will pray for your health, Mori-senpai."
"It's just PLAIN crystals!" Tamaki also jabbed his AWESOMISH accusing finger at TEH window.
"No, it's made of DIAMONDS, I'm sure of it!!" Hikaru stood his ground, "Only then could TEH imperious Ouran High School stand high and mighty!"
Kyouya observed the exchange between the two calmly and scribbled in his AWESOMISH file...
"Dude, use your common sense, please!" Tamaki waved his hands in exasperation, "Where in the world could anyone obtain such a HUGE sheet of diamond?!"
(He actually talked logic! Wow!!! Way to go, Tamaki Suou! :D *kicked*)
"But we live in the awesomish period of TECHNOLOGY!"
"Nuh uh, nope," Kaoru chimed in, "As far as scientific fields are concerned, the current technology isn't developed enough to—"
"Shut up!!" everyone cried. Because no one really cares about science! Yay!
"Rude people!!" Kaoru retorted, and went back to his now, dark, sinister, ominous, threatening, foreboding, menacing, intimidating, and EBIL corner of woe...
"Who in his right mind would think that such a large sheet of diamond existed?" Tamaki shrugged to emphasize his point, "And enough for all the windows in the school?"
"Who in his right mind would think that such a large sheet of crystal existed?" Hikaru extended his arm towards TEH window, "And enough for all the windows in the school?"
"It's more logical than diamonds, okay?" Tamaki rolled his eyes.
"No, it isn't! They're both pretty illogical!" Hikaru rolled his eyes.
(OMECTB! Hikaru actually talked sense!! World record!!! Quick, someone hand me a Nobel Prize Trophy!! *is bricked by Hikaru fans*)
Haruhi clapped her hands together in a prayer.
"..."
"..."
"...dude, what are you doing?"
Haruhi blinked, "I'm just trying to pray for the good health of Mori-senpai!"
"Oh, what a considerate daughter I have!" Tamaki announced proudly, "But now, please help your father here, do you think the windows are made of diamonds or crystal?"
Haruhi sweatdropped.
Hikaru jumped in, "It's SOO made of diamonds right? It makes sense since this is a royal highschool!"
Haruhi twitched.
"No, it's made of crystals, obviously! Windows made of diamonds make no sense whatsoever!" Tamaki argued.
Haruhi sighed.
"Diamonds—"
"Crystals—"
"I think," Haruhi began, sensibly, "That the windows in this school are made of glass."
(Everyone, applaud!! *stabbed*)
"..."
"..."
Just when everyone was at a loss for words in front of Haruhi's wisdom, Hani, teary-eyed, pulled on Haruhi's shirt, then ran to Kyouya and pulled his sleeve (maybe because they were the more sensible ones in this group now), "Haru-chan, Kyou-chan! Takashi is—"
Following Hani's extended finger, everyone stared at Mori, who was holding a fork in his hand.
"—committing suicide??" Kaoru jumped up, "Oh, Mori-senpai—!"
Haruhi knelt in front of her AWESOMISH shrine again, "I will pray for you...!"
"No, no, no!!" Hani shook his head, "Takashi wants to help you!!"
"..."
"...help... 'us'??"
Kaoru narrowed his eyes, "Who is 'us'?"
"Hika-chan and Tama-chan!"
"And why do we need help?" Tamaki stared at the fork in Mori's hand. Oh, how much cooler a fork looked than a knife! Tamaki nodded to himself, he must remember to pull out a fork next time...
"Because—"
Ping!
Mori threw the fork at the window.
"—he wants to help you decide if the window's made of diamonds or crystals!" Hani finished.
Kyouya's glasses flashed.
Everyone else cowered.
"...it's made of glass," Haruhi added.
But!!
A miracle occurred!!
The fork hit the window and made a scrunching sound and fell to the floor.
No, that was not the miracle.
The miracle was:
The window did NOT break!
No, the fork wasn't made of plastic, it was a strong, sturdy, metal fork.
No, the quality of the window wasn't AWESOMISHLY good.
So, is it the failure of chemistry??
The answer is...
...given by Ootori Kyouya.
Said person pushed up his glasses and closed his file, "I've predicted that this day would come, so," his gaze swept over everyone and all of them froze, "I've changed the windows in advance."
Everyone stared at the window.
True, the window wasn't broken, but it was ripped.
Haruhi poked it.
It collapsed.
"...it's made of transparent plastic wrap."
"..."
"..."
XDD
Awesomish people and their awesomish windows.
*shot*