(Author's Note-Ello! How are you all? And I know this is really late, but I realized that I didn't put it in before, so I say this now-GO PRESIDENT-ELECT OBAMA! And the next topic on my random agenda…..MARGARET! This chapter's for you MissWendyBird!)
Me-Thanksgiving is upon us everyone! What are you guys thankful for?
MB-Scarlett Johannsenn. Perdita Weeks. And of course, my dear husband, William Stafford!
Me-Mary, I must digress and ask this question. In today's day and age, would Stafford be considered…..A HEARTHROB?
MB-Oh goodness yes. Edward Cullen's got NOTHING on MY man!
AB-Tell that to teenage girls.
Me-Don't. Please.
MB-(Filled with fighting spirit)-Why not? Once they see him, they will all change their minds!
HT-Mary….if you..erm…flaunted Stafford…wouldn't you be afraid of competition? Potential rivals?
MT-Your one to talk Hen.
HT-MARGARET! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING HERE? AND I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT!
MT-Goodness gracious. There's no need to shout Hen. Or maybe you would prefer your OTHER NICKNAME?
AB-Oooh, what is it Margaret?
MT-Ah…depends….what's in it for me if I tell you?
HT-If she promises you a son, don't believe her!
AB-Oh shut the hell up Hen.
TB-ANNE! GO TO YOUR ROOM THIS INSTANT!
Me-Goodness Papa Boleyn I forgot about ya!
HT-How could you forget him? He's always trying to rise in power-
MT-In places that don't suit him.
HT-I'd forgotten how good you were at
MT-Finishing your sentences?
HT-Yeah, that.
Me-You two seem awfully close.
AT-They've always been so alike. They've even worn the same clothes!
HT-I didn't mean to wear a dress! I thought it was a pair of breeches!
MT-Silly Hen.
AB-Don't deny it Hen.
MB-You're soooo adorable Hen!
HT-AARGGGH! STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Me-So Hen…
HT-WHAT?
Me-If you don't want us to call you Hen, why do you respond to it?
HT-BECAUSE I'M GETTING USED TO YOU CALLING ME HEN!
MT-Oh Hen, I love you. (Turns to Anne.) Your DAUGHTER on the other hand…..
AB-She didn't have a choice but to have Mary executed!
MB-Have me beheaded? What on earth….
MT-Mary Queen of Scots dear. My granddaughter…Of all people, I thought you would be able to sympathize Anne!
AB-I don't condone executions! I know what it is like to kneel on the straw and wait for the swish of the sword through the air….At least my executioner was kind enough to distract me.
MT-Ah, but my dear Mary was innocent….a true martyr….
MB-Oh no you didn't!
AB-(Obviously trying to keep her cool.)-Dear Mary. I completely understand your anger, really I do. But I was innocent. But there is no point in arguing about it now is it? We're all dead anyway!
MT-True true. I'm sorry Anne. Forgive me?
AB-Of course. I've always respected you. (Gives Mary a hug)
HT-GOD'S BLOOD! HOW ON EARTH DO YOU FORGIVE MY SISTER AND NOT ME ANNE??????
AB-I'm touched Hen. You actually care if I forgive you or not?
HT-Of cou-NO! NO! NO!
MT-Oh Hen. You're not going to ram your toy horsie into Anne because she's frustrating you are you? Just like when you used to do it to me?(Smiles fondly)
HT-I've got no idea what you're talking about.(Blushes) And besides, you forgot what happened to that horsie.
Me-(Giggles)-You said horsie! That's so manly.
TB-I'd be careful if I were you. It's probably treason to make fun of the king!
AB-Father, we're dead. Get it through your thick head!
MB-That was a pretty good rhyme Anne! Wyatt would be proud!
AB-Once he stops crying over the new Taylor Swift song.
Me-Thomas Wyatt likes Taylor Swift?
AB-He says it reminds him of his balmy days. Whatever you do though, don't say the word "rap" in his presence.
MB-Why Nan?
AB-Rap as in rap music Mary.
MB-(Nods)-That would drive anyone batty.
MT,HT-HEY! DON'T FORGET ABOUT US!
MT-Hen, you're doing it again!
HT-Doing what sister?
MT-Being an attention hog.
HT-And you're not?
MT-Of course not. I've got skillz.
Me-Margaret, you're quite in touch with the times!
MT-Thanks homey.
Me-(Trying not to laugh..)-Just please-
HT-No, let me mistress Interviewer. Marge, don't ever say that again, for the goodness of all of our souls…
MT-Okaaay.
Me-You've still got skilz though. And you know what else? Papa Boleyn!
TB-EH?
Me-You annoy me, thoroughly.
TB-Thank you. I get that a lot.
MT-I can't imagine(Says sarcastically)
Me-Why are you so darn power hungry?
TB-It's my own personal brand of heroin!
AB-I never knew you would quote Twilight papa.
TB-(Realizing what he has done)-I DIDN'T! WHY WOULD I SEE SOMETHING ABOUT A VAMPIRE?
MB-Hush papa. You're starting to sound like Henry.
MT-So is ambition the cheese to your macaroni Papa Boleyn?
AB-Or perhaps ambition is the one power Papa knows not.
TB-DON'T YOU GO QUOTING SOME PREGNANT TEEN MOVIE OR SOME SKINNY TEENAGE WIZARD MOVIE AT ME ANNE OR ELSE!
AB-Hey, I only quoted Harry Potter. Besides, you ALWAYS encouraged pregnancy. Don't deny it Papa.
MB-You're such a role model for the ages aren't you Papa?(Says sarcastically)
HT-OOH. Let me join in on the fun. It's nice to have someone else being made fun of. Okay let me think of an insult….I know! Ambition helps you get the best of both worlds!
AB-No Henry. You just totally killed it.(Says in a teasing manner)
MT-And for the love of all that is good, don't go quoting HANNAH MONTANA!
Me-Hannah Montana isn't THAT bad….just incredibly peppy….
MT-I rest my case.
AB-.I'm hungry. Get me something papa.
TB-Why me?
AB-Lets see…what would you rather do Mary? Would you rather get beheaded? Or et your poor hungry daughter a snack?
MB-Depends on the snack!
TB-Oh fine Anne I get your point…What do you want?
AB-Everything.
TB-Very well. (Walks off in direction of the vending machine)…..YARGH!
Me-"Yargh?"
TB-(Comes back in a huff)-More…and Katherine of Aragon…making out….
TBC