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Here's chapter 14 for you guys... It's full of sexiness, some fluff, and, of course, a little bit of drama... ;)

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Romeo and Juliet Redux

Chapter 14 – How to Date Your Brother

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"Zacky, there's something I need to tell you…" I said as I looked into my brother's eyes.

"Yeah?" he asked after letting out a yawn.

"It's about Ryan," I said worriedly.

"Did he hurt you?" Zack asked, fully awake now. "Cause if he did, I have some teeth to go straighten."

"No, it's not that," I said, pulling down the fist that he was symbolically holding in the air. "But he did threaten me. Sort of."

"When? What did he say?" he asked irately.

"It was right after I broke up with him. I told him that I didn't love him, and he said that I would. Someday," I told him, the fear from before finding its way into my voice.

"That punk! I'll go set him straight right now!" he miffed, throwing the covers off of him.

"Please don't," I pleaded, grabbing onto his wrist. "He's not worth it."

"Is that why you've been having these nightmares?" he asked, seeming to calm down a bit.

"Some of them," I answered, still holding his hand.

Zack just frowned and looked at me, a worried expression on his face. I smiled at him, knowing that he would always have my back, no matter what.

"I love you," I told him, leaning in for a kiss.

He caught on soon enough, and pressed his lips against mine. We continued our little make out session that mom had so rudely interrupted the night before, our tongues immediately intertwining.

Before I even knew it, Zack had my shirt halfway off already. We pulled apart for a few seconds as he yanked it over my head, pulling off his own in the process. Our lips met again, and this time lust was mixed in with the overwhelming amount of passion that was being emitted between us.

Zack's hands started to roam up and down my naked torso, coming to a standstill when he found my nipples. He playfully circled them before he started kissing my neck. I let out a few soft moans as he moved up to my cheekbone.

My hands were tangled in his hair as he placed a soft kiss on my lips again, pulling away as if to say something.

"Wow, you're hot," he said, smiling the most beautiful, lust-filled smile I'd ever seen.

"You're not too bad yourself," I replied teasingly.

I brought our lips back together a moment later, wanting to feel the heat between our bodies again. I rubbed my hands all over his glorious back as we made out for another three minutes, momentarily pulling apart for air.

After that, Zack started kissing my collarbone. He moved his head down, placing kisses all over my chest. He continued to my lower, all the way down to my stomach. After he reached the waistband of the pants, I silently cursed myself for wearing them in the first place. He looked up at me, politely asking for my permission.

I did all I could do in this immense state of pleasure and nodded. But just as he was about to pull down the bothersome piece of fabric, a knock on the door scared us both half to death.

"Boys, wake up! Your breakfast's getting cold!" we heard our mom say, just a few feet away.

Thank God she didn't decide to just burst into the room.

I looked down at Zack, who held a disappointed look on his face. I couldn't help but smile at the adorable pout he was wearing. We pulled our shirts back on and shared one last kiss before making our way over to the door.

"I love you, too," Zack said as he gripped the handle, flashing me another brilliant smile.

We walked into the living room, putting on our poker faces. If mom ever found out about this… There's no telling what she'd do. But she would definitely NOT be okay with her twin sons almost making it to third base.

We sat down at the table, sharing a secret glance at each other before mom brought over our plates.

"Morning sleepyheads," she said cheerfully.

"Morning mom," we said in unison, uncharacteristically excited over the breakfast she'd prepared for us. "Thanks for the blueberry pancakes!" I said happily, giving her a smile.

"Well, I know it's your favorite. And I figured I'd spoil my boys a little bit since I love them so much," she said as she gave us both head kisses.

I just smiled up at her, feeling a little guilty about this whole situation. We didn't deserve to be spoiled. What we were doing was wrong on so many levels.

But why did everything feel so right?

Mom left shortly after that, since she had to go rehearse downstairs.

"So, you wanna do something today?" Zack asked as he finished his breakfast.

"Like what?" I asked him after taking the last bite of mine.

"I dunno. I thought maybe we could go see a movie or something," he said, a slight tint of red appearing on his cheeks.

"Zacky… Are you asking me out on a date?" I asked, making him blush a little more.

"Oh, shut it! Do you wanna go see a movie or not?" he asked, pouting again.

I let out a small laugh before answering. "Nothing would make me happier."

He smiled at me before we got up to get ready. We thought it would be best if we saved third base for later, since mom might come back unexpectedly and catch us red-handed.

I threw on a pair of jeans and a green button-up shirt, with Zack wearing a black T-shirt and a pair of shorts. We brushed our teeth together and headed out the door, making our way over to the elevator.

As soon as the doors closed, Zack pushed me against the wall, crashing his needful lips against mine. We were so lost in the moment that we didn't even notice the elevator doors open three floors later.

"Uhm… Whatya doing…?" we heard someone ask awkwardly, causing us to jerk apart.

"London?" we both asked in total shock.

"I knew you both liked boys, but I really didn't think you liked each other," she said, surprisingly calm. "You two really are telepathetic!"

"London, please. You can't tell anyone about this," I said as the doors started closing again.

"Oh, alright," she replied, seeming a little disappointed. "I'll just tell Chelsea!" she added before skipping away.

"This is just great," I thought out loud as we started moving again.

"Don't worry. It's not like Chelsea knows who we are," Zack said reassuringly. "Now where were we?"

And just like that, I was up against the wall again, making out with my brother once more. I let out a euphoric sigh as we pulled apart a couple of minutes later, just in time for the elevator doors to open.

We stepped into the lobby and spotted Maddie at her usual post. She saw us and waved us over, looking extremely curious.

"Good morning," we said as we walked up to her.

"Morning... So, is everything okay between you guys again?" she asked, sounding excited.

"More than okay," Zack told her as he turned to face me. I stared into his gorgeous eyes and fought the urge to kiss him then and there.

"Awww," Maddie said as she saw the look we were sharing, clearly understanding what it meant. "I'm so happy for you guys."

"Thanks. And it's all thanks to you," Zack said, flashing her a smile. "If you didn't tell me to follow my heart, we wouldn't be standing here right now."

'Wow, so Zack talked to Maddie, too?' I thought to myself as I smiled inwardly.

"Yeah, thanks for everything, Maddie," I said as I gave her a hug. "Now if you'll excuse us, Zack is about to take me out on a date."

As soon as I said that, Zack started blushing again. He shot me an angry look as Maddie just laughed.

We said goodbye to Maddie and made our way out the front door. We decided to walk to the theater, since it was only a few blocks away. And I had to fight the urge to hold Zack's hand the entire way there.

When we finally reached our destination, I smiled at how short the line was. 'Maybe we'd have the theater all to ourselves.'

"Why don't you get us some tickets, and I'll grab us some popcorn," Zack said, snapping me out of my thoughts.

"Wow, you're letting me pick the movie?" I asked, a little shocked.

"Of course. You're my Juliet now…" he said, flashing me a smile that made my knees tremble.

Now it was my turn to blush… The deepest shade of red spread across my cheeks. Zack grinned triumphantly as he made his way over to the confectioneries, leaving me in my state of utter embarrassment. I smiled as I realized how lucky I was to have Zackary Martin in my life.

When I reached the front of the line, I got us two tickets for Valentines Day. Zack would never admit it, but I knew he was a closet romantic comedy lover. A few minutes later, he arrived at the door holding a huge tub of popcorn, and a single huge soda with two straws inside.

I just smiled at him as we made our way inside. There were a few people scattered about, so we weren't completely alone. We found two seats in the back row, arriving just in time for the previews to start.

A few minutes after the movie began, I saw Zack holding out his left hand. I gladly reciprocated the gesture, intertwining my fingers with his. I smiled at him as he placed a soft kiss on my lips before turning his attention back to the screen.

When the movie finally ended, we had kissed about 17 times. And without anyone noticing, too. Or so we thought…

As soon as we got outside, I was startled by a familiar voice that came from directly behind us.

"So… This is why you dumped me…?" the voice said apathetically. "You're in love with your brother."

I shuddered as I realized who it was.

"Hello, Ryan."

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