Hehe. I got inspiration from Chasers War on Everything: Ad Road Test I just thought it was hilarious. So if you've seen the Chasers show, you may get this even more. But it's still funny if you haven't. Maybe the most random adventure yet…

Balls of Wool

Now, Mello got lost really easily in a big city. So he devised a way for him to not get lost. And one day, weather it was based on Greek Mythology or a weird Australian show, he had an idea on how not to get lost….

Mello pushed his giant ball of string in front of him. It was brilliant! This way, he could see where he's been and follow it if he got lost.

"I'm so smart." Mello thought to himself. "This plan is full proof!" And at the end of that very thought, Mello reached a great bunch of stairs.

"Shit! How am I going to push this up there?" Mello screamed himself. So, about ten minutes later, he arrived at the top of the stairs.

"Took you long enough." Matt said, standing at the top with him own ball of string.

"Matt! I found you! I'm so happy!" Mello said. "Don't you love my string? It's black. Because black is awesome."

"Yes I know. But I like red. It's prettier then black." Matt said and pointed at his string.

"No it's not!"

"Yes it is!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"Blueberry muffin!"

"Wait...what?"

"OK…so, now what?" Matt asked.

"Well, what just happened summed up the entire point of this adventure. I don't know what to do next." Mello said. They thought for a moment, on top of their giant balls of wool string.

"I know!" Matt exclaimed. "We should randomly walk around the city and inconvenience people with our trail of string."

"Bloody brilliant!" Mello said and they started walking along next to each other with their string.

"Out of the way people!!" Matt screamed at people as they both almost plowed people over with their giant balls of wool. They hit a dog, a random old lady, a baby stroller, Takada and a group of American fan girls.

"Woo! That was fun." Mello sighed. "But now my string has become tangled. Ahh! It has my leg." And thus, Mello became hopelessly tangled in string. And Matt was left to try and get him out. After about five minutes, Mello started to be dragged along the ground.

"Ahhh! Something has my string! Help me!" Mello cried and was dragged even faster along the sidewalk. Matt chased after him, trying to free him. Matt looked ahead and saw that a bus had caught onto the string.

"Stop! Stop the bus!" Matt ran after the bus. It was only after four blocks the bus driver noticed and stopped the bus. Mello didn't feel very good after that, and that made pushing a heavy ball of wool slightly more difficult. Not only that, but also more things got caught in the string. Mello and Matt looked back to see other passer byes caught hopelessly in the black and red string. Mello and Matt shruged and moved on quickly down the street. Then, they came upon something interesting.

"Matt, what is that?" Mello pointed to a long, brown string on the ground.

"I don't know. Someone is copying us. Or, they're using the power of string to find us. But who do we know that had a brown theme going on?" Matt thought, having no idea. And, from behind them, someone laughed evilly. (Guess who!)

"Holy crap! It's Kira!" Matt gasped.

"No waii!" Said Mello.

"Yes! It's is I, Kira!" Raito exclaimed from atop a fire hydrant. "I've come to defeat you and claim myself as the God of this new…."

"Blah! Blah! Blah! I'm so sick of your 'I'm a God' rants. Just shut up!" Mello yelled at him.

"What he said." Matt shrugged.

"You dare deify me!?! Attack! My balls of wool!" Ratio shouted and raised his hands in the air, as if summoning something. And then magically, many large balls of wool appeared behind Raito and flew at Mello and Matt.

"Ahh! Run!" Mello shouted. And so they ran from a fierce volley of balls of wool. Matt and Mello pushed their own balls of wool in escape. They barely made it out alive. Not really. They were fine. They made their way safely to the top of another flight of stairs.

"Let's push our balls of string down these stairs and see how many people we can hit." Mello suggested.

"Fine." Matt said. So they pushed their wool and Matt screamed. He got caught in the wool, which can happens a lot, and went rolling down the stairs with the wool.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Matt! No!" Mello said from atop the stairs. "Well that was fun. Too bad I didn't record that for America's Funniest Home Videos. That was gold." Matt finally landed at the bottom of the stairs. A bunch of people rushed over to see if he was ok.

"Hmmm, It's best I'm not seen. Who knows who could see me?" And then Mello went home.

Later….

There was a long awkward silence in the apartment.

"You suck." Matt said, from his wheelchair.

"What did I do? You're the one who got stupidly caught in a giant ball of wool." Mello pointed out.

"But you left me. Do you know how many people laughed when I told them what happened at the hospital? And the bills I have to pay?!" Matt explained.

"But it was for my safety. I could have been seen." Mello said.

"Seen!? You were seen all day! Even frickin' Kira saw you and attacked you." Matt complained.

"He could see me again. He scares my soul." Mello whined. Matt chucked a left over Christmas ornament at Mello head.

"Oww!" Mello rubbed his head.

"Haha. Now we're even." Matt said.

"Fine." Mello sighed.

"Wait! That's not fair that's not nearly as bad as everything you did. I want…."

End!

OMG Suspense! Remember, giant balls of wool can solve any directional problem. And they bring people together. Awwww! I have problems with cliffhangers. People hate me for it, but I do it anyways. (Makes them come back for more XD)