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The group had just arrived to Romania, which they had discovered was Rolf's home country.
"Ahhh, Romania. The land of the shepherds, and the land of Rolf's ancestor's," Rolf said.
"Yeah, great Dracula," Eddy said.
"You know Eddy, Romania is said to be the country in which Dracula dwelled," Double D explained to Eddy.
"Yawn," Eddy said.
"Dracula will drink our blood," Ed yelled.
"Well, should we see the Saint Loan cel Nou monastery?" Nazz asked, looking at the brochure. Everybody got back into the limo, and drove to the monastery.
"Wow Jimmy, look how big it is," Sarah said. She was right; it was a pretty large cathedral.
"It's almost as big as me when I bloated up in Russia," Jimmy said. Then, Ed started freaking out because of Dracula again.
"He will pierce our necks and break our veins and drink our limited edition blood! We must build a shelter to keep us safe, line it up with garlic," Ed screamed, he dug a hole, and he found something gold.
"Check it out! It looks like dorky found something," Kevin yelled.
"You are so immature Kevin," Nazz said, and everyone rushed over there. Ed was pulling on a solid gold line.
"Finders keepers! Give it to me Ed," Eddy yelled, but Ed kept pulling. And Double D noticed that as Ed pulled it, the monastery began to shrink, until there was nothing left.
"I got the solid gold line guys," Ed said.
"That's great, Ed, now give it to me," Eddy said, his mouth drooling. Then, right as Ed was going to give the string to Eddy, an angel came from the sky, and took the string, and went back to Heaven.
"Wow, and angel, just like in the fairy tales Sarah," Jimmy said.
"No, I was going to be rich, and famous, well, at least I still got the million dollars from selling the queen's crown," Eddy said, with a mischievous smile on his face.
Then, Animus Of Lacuna came into the shot.
"Actually, I used that money to help fund this fanfiction," Animus Of Lacuna said.
"You did what?" Eddy asked, his voice screaming.
"Well, we were going bankrupt, so I used the money you made to help fund our fanfiction. Ireland was originally supposed to be our last chapter, how do you think we made it this far? With that money, we actually got a real director," Animus Of Lacuna said.
"Cut! That's a print," the director said.
"I like it when he says that, now keep going on with the fanfic," Animus Of Lacuna said, and they continued.
"I think we should go to lunch now," Double D said, and they went to a Romanian restaurant. Jimmy ordered 'Peş Marinat.'
He took a bite. And he liked it.
"This is good, what is it?" Jimmy asked.
"Oh ho, you got a country favorite. It is one of Rolf's favorites too. It is marinated fish," Rolf said.
"Marinated fish!" Jimmy screamed, and he ran into the bathroom, and he threw up.
"When's that kid going to learn, huh Plank?" Johnny asked, taking a sip of his water. They finished their lunch, and went to see the University of Bucharest, the oldest university in Romania.
"It's truly a sight to behold," Double D said. Then, a student cam out wearing a robe and holding a diploma.
"I have graduated from this university as the smartest student in Romania," the student said.
"Oh, one plus on equals a bun," Ed said.
"No, one plus one equals two," the student said.
"One plus one equals a pizza slice," Ed said. This continued for an hour, then the student finally cracked.
"I can't take this anymore," the student cried, he ran into the university, and it blew up.
"Well, that was strange," Double D said. "Shall we go to Switzerland?" Double D nodded. As soon as they heard police sirens, they nodded yes.
They got into the limo, and sped off to Switzerland.
A/N: My choice has been made. I shall go with Iceland. It is much closer to the continent than Greenland. Please review!