I am Rwfy-Yn-Y-Blaidd-Drwg, and I have come back TO LIFE! JK, I was never dead, I was just having a slight inspiration block, sorry. And I've been a little busy (Yes, I have a life ;D) So, without further ado, I give Thee:
Right now he's probably slow dancing
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying
Her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now, he's probably up behind her
With a pool stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up mortal ride
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took Hephaestus' hammer to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh and he don't know
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up mortal ride
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took Hephaestus' hammer to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No, not on me
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up mortal ride
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took Hephaestus' hammer to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time He'll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh
You all get why I chose this, right? Because, Zeus is always cheating on Hera, but she usually gets her revenge one way or another. (Remember the cows...) Oh, and to Bianca-Skittles, I really like your song suggestions, but the one for Hera didn't seem to fit. She doesn't seem very overprotective of her kids. Just saying.
Also, on another note, updates are probably gonna get very slow, because school started for me, and I'm in mostly honors classes, and on top of homework I'm doing this One Year Adventure novel thingy my mom found. (It's a lot harder than you'd think, but pretty fun!) I also have dance class and my Theater Group (We're taking one of last years shows Downtown in January :D)! And one week in Nov. and April I will not update at all, because I have to go straight from school to rehersal, and rehearsal lasts until at least 10:00 pm. And I'm not sure about Jan. so I may or may not update then. (I'm not saying I've been updating this a lot, because I haven't, I'm just giving ya'll a heads up.)
Also, do you like my new Pen name? Anybody get the reference it has? Seriously, I'd like to know!
Also, I'm thinking about taking this story down, and reposting it with little stories along with it about the characters being put in a situation where they would sing this song. Should I? The choice is yours!
That's about it, so, Review, send suggestions, etc, Bye for now!
~Wolfy
[Update 7/19/12] I changed the lyrucs up a teensy bit. Y'all probably will barely notice.