Akuma: And we're back.
Toshiro: Come on Momo! Tell me!
Momo: Not yet.
Akuma: Momo didn't tell Toshiro the surprise in the end of the last chapter.
Toshiro: Come on!!
Momo: Fine.
Akuma: Oh I know what's happening.
Toshiro: Am I the only one that's clueless?!
Momo: I'm pregnant.
Toshiro: Uhhh… I wasn't ready for that.
Akuma: How? You only had sex like only 5 or 3 times!!
Momo: And outside of this Q&A is about 20 times.
Akuma: *dies from shock*
Yoruichi: Akuma-kun?!
Akuma: *comes back* Me and Yoruichi-chan had it more than that and we're not expecting yet!!
Yoruichi: Wellllll.
Akuma: Yoruichi-chan, please tell me we aren't expecting.
Yoruichi: I'm not exactly sure.
Akuma: Well then make sure!!
Yoruichi: Ok ok.
Kotaru: That was really fast.
Natsumi: What's it been like only 13 chapters and she's already pregnant.
Akuma: Inu-sama took more than 13 chapters to get a baby!! It took him at least 35!!!!!
Momo: Shiro-kun, we're not married yet.
Toshiro: You're right.
Akuma: By the way, I wonder what Kazeshini did when he was gone.
Kazeshini: You'll find out soon. I programmed it to happen on chapter 14 which is this chapter!!
Akuma: Oh great.
Amagai: O…k…? The first reviewer is katizo terusei.
yay! i'm back and i brought a friend! NNOI-NNOI GET YOUR ** OUT HERE! yea i own his spoony ** now!
Akuma: Kat? Inu-sama already owns Nnoitra.
Toshiro: umm my friend dyed her hair matsumoto blond
Toshiro: I have a feeling I won't like her.
okay i am going to be nice. NNOITRA DANCE WITH THEM!!
FREESTYLE!
Akuma: Ok this time I won't let anyone dance.
Everyone: Yes!!
Amagai: Next reviewer is SwirlzSmile.
I is back!
Akuma: I missed you.
i forgot to review last time *sob sob*
Negi: aw ur soo cute! hard to believe ur a teacher...
Negi: Thank you? I'm not trying to be cute.
Asuna: u like Negi, rite? coz its kinda obvious...
Asuna: Shut up.
Akuma: *slaps across the face*
Asuna: WHAT THE HELL?!
Akuma: No insulting them.
Strawberry/Ichi: my bro says dat u killed the last person who called you strawberry. is dis true?
Ichi: Maybe.
Toshiro: i recently read the manga volume where your bankai is revealed.. and wow. its awesome =D
Toshiro: Th-thank y-you.
Akuma: Why's he stuttering?
Momo: He's still shocked that I'm pregnant.
Akuma: Ah.
Momo: yo
Momo: Hi.
Shinji: do u mind if i nickname you "the gay dude"?
Shinji: I'm gonna kill you.
AKuma: No you won't.
Amagai: u are such a forgettable character, its amazing
Amagai: Really?
Tosen: seeing as you like justice so much, here *hands Apollo Justice game to Tosen*
Tosen: Thank you.
Akuma: WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tosen: …
Akuma: The hollows you take care of are a piece of garbage.
Tosen: WHAT?!!! WHY I OUGHTTA!!!! !#$ YOU PIECE OF %$#^ IM GONNA KILL YOU YOU MOTHER #$%#$!!!!
Akuma: Wow.
Akuma: is Evangeline really dat scary? hmm...
Akuma: Yeah but that's what makes her cool.
ok, dats it.. but.. DO THE SORRY SORRY DANCE!
(if ya dnt kno what it is, look up Sorry Sorry by Super Junior. its korean)
Akuma: I love that song but hate the dance choreography. But I guess we have to do it!
Everyone: WHAT?!?!?! Fine.
*music turns on and after 3 minutes they are done*
Akuma: That *pant* was *pant* tiring. *pant*
Everyone: We *pant* agree.
Amagai: The last *pant* reviewer is *pant* InugamiGod.
Inu: Yellow everyone. Well I want to do this little list so i'm doing it.
Akuma: Yellow.
Captain Yamamoto: Captain PWNZD U.
Captain Soi Fon: Captain ** Ninja.
Captain Gin: Captain **.
Captain Unohana: Captain Mom.
Captain Aizen: Captain Superman.
Captain Byakuya: Captain Better Than U.
Captain Komamura: Captain Eats Your Face.
Captain Kyoraku: Captain Grab-**.
Captain Tousen: Captain No 1 Likes U.
Captain Toshiro: Captain Grumpy Pants.
Captain Mayuri: Captain Freak Show.
Captain Ukitake: Captain Tuberculosis.
AND Captain Kenpachi: Kenpachi. Basically the joke is Kenpachi's so cool he don't need a nickname. Now unto bussiness.
Akuma: Cool nicknames?
Byakuya: I like mine.
Akuma: How do you know it wasn't an insult?
Byakuya: It's not! Is it?
Akuma-kun: Trust me. Kids happen when you least expect it.
Akuma: Thank you for that blurp of info.
Yoruichi: So you enjoying yourself?
Yoruichi: I'm back!
Akuma: First answer he question and tell me the result at the end of the chapter.
Yoruichi: Ok. *reads* Yes I am.
Toshiro: I'm glad your happier these days. Good luck with having a nice life with her. Let me know if you need help.
Toshiro: Ah arigato.
Momo: Same as Toshiro.
Momo: Arigato.
Negi: But it makes too much sense.
Negi: No it doesn't. I am like 6 years younger than her. Maybe four.
Asuna: Now your calling me and oba-san?
Negi: No not at all. But it's true.
Asuna: *sighs* The manga just finally get's too the part where they break the illusion over the fake Asuna. Man your friends couldn't figure out much without help could they?
Asuna: I know right?
Isane: Sorry about Pycho boy. I'm doing the best I can to stop him from another visit.
Isane: It's ok and please try your best to prevent him from coming.
Daisuke: Why'd you swap so fast?
Daisuke: Because Soi Fon rejected me.
Amagai: Why'd you sweat drop? You are a badass.
Amagai: Well it's because I'm not used to people calling me that.
Akuma: Really? Well it's true.
Koga: Stop being a little ** & except defeat like a true warrior.
Koga: Your right. I should!
Akuma: The warrior part will never come true.
Nanao: Well if i'm gonna be hit i'll give you a good reason. I'll just do it when you decide.
Nanao: Nah, I'm not going to hit you. I'm too mature.
Sogyo: Is there anything you guys want me to gvet you?
Sogyo: Wellll…
Kotowari: We want tickets to Six Flags!!
Akuma: Hey that can be a special.
Nodoka: How are you doing my friend?
Nodoka: I'm doing good.
Tousen: Keep messing Akuma-kun. It's funny.
Tosen: Sure.
Akuma: IT'S NOT FREAKIN FUNNY!! And by the way, your Menos's are a piece of garbage.
Tosen: WHY YOU LITTLE- #!$ YOU!!
Yue: You know damn well what Polgamy is, but i'll say it anyways.
Polgamy is when 2 or more poeple marry the same person they love.
Yue: Oh yeah. I guess I forgot since I'm involved with the magic world and all.
Hisagi: Yeah really.
Shuuhei: Cool.
Akuma: Don't get used to your praise.
Byakuya: Well as long as you try then i'll leave you alone about it.
Byakuyabo: Thank you.
Ichi: Yeah your screwed next time he come by.
Ichi: DAMN!!!
Later everyone & take care.
Everyone: SEEYA!!!
AKuma: Well that's all. Next time same people. Here is a list.
Amagai (he was the new third squad Captain)
Isane
Momo
Shinji
Koga
Kyoraku
Lisa
Nanao
Ukitake
Sogyo no Kotowari
Nodoka (from Negima)
Yue (also from Negima)
Tosen
Shuuhei
Byakuyabo
Kotaru
And Natsumi.
And that's all!! Oh I wonder if I'm allowed to bring book characters into an anime fanfic. Well if I were then I would bring Bobby Pendragon and Loor. (look them up if you don't know them) Well don't expect them but also expect them to come. Just add questions for them.