Roy could tell he was coming minutes before the boy was announced; Roy could tell from the yelling and stomping that he was coming. Sure enough, several minutes later a boy with golden hair stormed through the door. He was yelling something about his latest mission.
"I am already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth," the older man said after thirty seconds. How Edward heard Roy over his ranting, Roy had no idea. Be that as it may, Edward did hear Roy and shut up, immediately recognizing the threat.
A/N: This is a story I wrote in Chemistry class. The idea came from a poster my teacher had up that had Roy's quote on it. At the time, I thought it was hilarious.