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I have decided I'm going to continue this story and make a new "version" of it and upload that one separately.

Normal POV: Morning

The Akatsuki base was a MESS. The members that were running around trying to kill one another didn't bother to clean up once they had finished with their deeds. They left the mess for someone else to get which generally meant it wasn't cleaned up until someone got fed up enough to do it, but this time it was different. Shannon began to clean up the hideout herself so Itachi, who woke up the same time she did, joined. When the rest of the members eventually emerged from their peaceful sleep (or unconscious states) began to help too. Needless to say the base was cleaned in little to no time. Once they were finished, Hidan found it necessary to loudly declare he was "fucking starving" so Konan whisked Shannon away to the kitchen.

"What do you think we should make the boys honey?" Konan asked the small girl who was sitting in a chair staring up at Konan with wide blue eyes.

"Something yummy and good for them…give them oranges and apples!" Shannon exclaimed smiling widely.

"I think that's a good idea! We don't have near enough healthy meals in this house…you know what? I think we should all start eating healthy! It's going to do us no good eating all of the junk that we eat now! I should've realized this earlier," Konan said. She immediately rushed to the fridge and pulled out an assortment of fruits in which she began to cut up and give to Shannon to arrange. Once they were through preparing the fruits and setting the table, Konan carried pitchers of juice and water to the table and sent Shannon to fetch the guys. Once they all sat down, the complaining started.

"What the fuck is this shit? Where are the meat, the waffles, and everything else?" Hidan demanded.

"Seriously! This is just fruit! We need real food, not rabbit food!" Kisame exclaimed.

"Is the food not done un?" Deidara asked raising an eyebrow.

"Guys, we're eating healthy from now on. I got the idea from Shannon because she said to make something that is good for you. We all need to start eating healthier!" Konan snapped. She gave all of the guys who voiced their opinions an icy glare, effectively silencing them.

"It's okay! Fruits are good!" Shannon said brightly holding an apple out to Hidan, who smiled and took it.

"I'll give it a fucking try because the little runt likes it I guess," Hidan said. He took a big bite out of the apple and smirked. "'S not that fucking bad!"

"Hidan, your language is terrible un," Deidara sighed while eating a piece of papaya. Kisame took and orange slice and put it in his mouth so the rind looked like his teeth and smiled.

"Kisame! Don't play with your food!" Pein scolded. Kakuzu sighed as he began to peel a grapefruit, deciding it was best not to argue and to just go along with it.

"I actually think this could be a beneficial idea. Eating healthier will improve our abilities," Itachi said blankly, then took a bite of his strawberry.

"I agree," Sasori said.

"You don't even eat you wood fucker!" Hidan snapped glaring at the redheaded puppet who simply shrugged in reply.

"Tobi wants candy!" Tobi shouted.

"I'm gonna go find a person to eat," Zetsu muttered disappearing through the floor.

"Am I the only one who finds that disturbing un?" Deidara asked looking around the room.

"No Deidara, you're not. I believe I should talk to Zetsu about his eating habits," Konan said staring off into space.

"Konan…are you gonna get like a crazy health food lady?" Shannon asked from her spot on Hidan's lap.

"Oh no sweetie!" Konan said smiling.

"Yes," Pein coughed into his hand discreetly. Konan sent a glare his way and he gave her a sheepish smile.

"Pein's gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight…" Shannon said blinking innocently up at Hidan. Konan promptly turned red; Deidara choked on his papaya, Kakuzu stared wide-eyed at the small girl, Hidan and Kisame howled with laughter, Itachi blinked and then continued eating, Tobi gasped, Sasori smirked at Pein, and Pein protested.

"Damn kid," Kisame laughed. "You are jus the most random unexpected thing!"

"What?" Shannon asked looking around.

"Nothing honey, you're right. Pein will be sleeping on the couch," Konan said sending yet another glare his way.

"So you two do share a bed? 'Cause you can't kick him out of his own bed…" Shannon trailed off. Sasori quickly snatched Shannon into the safety of his own arms as Hidan fell out of his chair laughing (along with Kisame and Deidara). Tobi dived under the table muttering something about icky thoughts and defiling children's minds.

"Answer the question…we're all curious," Kakuzu said with an evil glint in his eye. He had money placed on this for years and the bet just kept getting bigger and bigger. Now was his chance to collect all of the money.

I'm so sorry that I haven't updated lately! Please don't be mad!