Princesses in Storybrooke Chapter 14: and the Disney Movie Marathon, an once upon a time fanfic

Cutting to the chase...

I am no longer doing the bold/italic/underlining nonsense because I believe it takes away from the story. Also, this is a step towards adding narrative (not just what they're saying but the actions as well!), which I believe will take place in season 2, if I decide to do a season 2. EPISODE 14 GUYS! ONLY 6 EPISODES LEFT IN SEASON 1 BEFORE WE SAIL OFF INTO THE SUNSET AND WAIT UNTIL SEPTEMBER FOR SEASON 2.

Ya, Season 1 will end around June, which I'll spend the summer developing good season 2 ideas (beware of Percy Jackson and Mortal Instrument references, because this story often takes shape based on my interest and I'll be in a hell of a mess after the movies, oh, and Hunger Games too!). Also, look out for the summer mini-series, Charming Family Fun Time, starring our favorite Charmings (David, Mary Margaret, Emma, and Henry, with special guest stars such as Dr. Whale, Archie Hopper, Pinocchio, and more!). It'll be 5 or so episodes long and have an actual story arch!

I've got big plans.

Yep

~Lilies

Season 1 Episode 14: and the Disney Marathon

Princesses! Oh Princesses! Princesses in Story-brooke!

Starring:

Jaime Chung as Mulan

Emilie de Ravin as Belle

Robert Carlyle as Mr. Gold/Rumplestiltskin

Sarah Bolger as Aurora

Jennifer Morrison as Emma Swan

Guest Starring

Jared Gilmore as Henry Mills

On a boring Sunday in Storybrooke, there wasn't too much to do. Granny's Diner was in a rot, using magic to terrorize Muggles wasn't as much fun as it used to be, and it wasn't a full moon, so Ruby can't run around town naked as a werewolf. In this town though, a particularly smart 11 year old boy had a trick up his sleeves, and after a ton of begging and a trip to the local DVD store, it was all set.

DISNEY MARATHON AT THE PRINCESS' PALACE!

Belle popped popcorn (sort of), Mulan made samosas (sort of), and Aurora brought the chips (and by sort of I mean they just harassed Rumple into doing it), and so the three princesses, plus Emma, Henry, and Rumple, piled into their newly decorated living room, and set out for a whole blast of Disney fun time! 12 hours, 7 movies, five bathroom breaks and a killer cat running about the neighborhood. Henry you unexpected genius!

Movie Number 1: Mulan

"CHEESE SUCKERS!"

"Why Mulan why? Why do you have cheese?"

"Well so-rry Belle, I'm sorry if my cheese offends you."

"How is cheese offensive?"

"SHUT UP GUYS I'M TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE AND IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED MULAN! IT'S ABOUT YOUR LIFE!"

"Sorry Henry."

"Good."

"Wow kid, you've got a hell of a temper."

"It helps when you're related to every person in the whole freakin' town and you're scared that the cute girl who sits next to you in English turns out to by your step-mother-in-law or something."

"What?"

"I said nothing."

"I said what."

"This movie is nothing compared to my real life, I mean, what's with that guy Shang? He's not even remotely as cute as Philippe."

"Mulan, we've been over this, PHILIPPE IS MY TRUE LOVE!"

"LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU AURORA! LALALALZLALALALALALALA!"

"Okay…then."

"Aren't you glad we chose to watch this movie first Rumpel?"

"Super glad Belle."

Movie Number 2: Peter Pan

"…"

"So umm…reckon we should tell Hook about this?"

"Nahhhh."

"It'll damage his ego too much."

"EXACTLY! Just thing of what he'll say when he found out that he's an old middle-aged man who is obsessed with a little boy and being chased by an ACTUAL crocodile!"

"Well, aren't we all glad that he's being chased by a non-actual crocodile and instead a dark sorcerer who he took the wife of."

"Imagine if he took that crocodile's wife...you know the actual crocodile wife…"

"Ummm….."

"No…"

"Also, I didn't know that they love singing this much."

Movie Number 3: Sleeping Beauty

"YOU SEE MULAN! PHILIPPE IS MY TRUE LOVE! THIS IS HOW HE WOKE ME UP FROM THE SLEEP OF DOOM!"

"This is highly inaccurate and I am deeply offended. Where are the action where the prince and his super sassy and awesome girlfriend fight off all the monsters?"

"Ummm…I'm his super sassy and awesome girlfriend."

"I'M NOT LISTENING LALALALALALALALALLAA!"

"Well kid, I think we started World War Philippe."

"And the guy is dead too, imagine what would happen if he was alive!"

"Don't even want to think about it kid."

"Rumpel, why did I have to break your curse with a true love's kiss, why can't you be a little more romantic like Philippe and rescue me from evil sorcerers!"

"…"

"Belle. I saved you from Regina, and your dad, and Hook, and like TWENTY OTHER PEOPLE LIKE A MILLION TIMES!"

"Ya, but it was I who saved your dark heart from rotting to death. Honestly, I suddenly see the appeal in Philippe."

"NO BELLE YOU BITCH YOU DO NOT COME IN HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF WORLD WAR PHILIPPE AND TRY TO MAKE YOU OWN LITTLE KINGDOM! PHILIPPE BUSINESS IS BETWEEN MULAN AND I AND YOU STAY OUT OF IT!"

"Realizing that it's my boyfriend paying your rent Aurora, I wouldn't be so extreme."

"I THOUGHT YOU LOVE ME FOR MORE THAN MY MONEY BELLE HOW COULD YOU WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO THE BAR AND DRINK AND MAKE OUT WITH RANDOM SHERIFFS OR SOMETHING."

"What?"

"The only sheriff I know is Graham, and he's dead, but we don't seem to mention him nearly as often as Philippe."

"That's true Emma, we should start shouting Graham's name and well we're at it, we should start a club called GRAHAM DEATH SUPPORT GROUP as well."

"Belle that's not-"

"GRAHAM GRAHAM GRAHAM GRAHAM GRAHAM!"

"I think Maleficent just turned into a daughter."

"Ya Kid, I've actually seen her do that, it's pretty scary."

"Hmm…did you steal Philippe's move too?"

"OMG EMMA! DON'T YOU EVEN GET IN MIDDLE OF THIS! JUST GO TO YOUR LITTLE CORNER OF HOOK FANGIRLING AND BE GONE!"

"For your information Aurora, I'm over Hook. Guyliner and a missing hand is so two minutes ago."

"Nice try Emma, no one's over Hook. Once a Hooker, always a Hooker."

"…"

"…That came out wronger than wrong."

Movie Number 4: Finding Nemo

"This isn't even a Disney movie!"

"Shut it kid, no one here but you cares. And you brought this movie upon yourself anyways."

"But Emma! It's a classic!"

"You're just arguing with yourself you know."

"I see no point in this movie what so ever, I mean, having a father chase his son for so long, teaming up with random people and going down so many wrong path, it's absolutely unrealistic."

"…"

"Gold, you do realize that you've spent over a century looking for your son at the darkest of corners, right?"

"Shut it Swan, you're glad his back in town."

"I DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR NEALFIRE!"

"Nealfire?"

"I'm sorry Mulan, it seemed that you weren't at our weekly Storybrooke Vocabulary Club meeting, Nealfire is the term referring to Neal Cassidy (my ex-boyfriend) slash Baelfire (Rumpel's son), now, if he turns out to be Peter Pan or something, we'll have to call him like Fried Neal or something really weird."

"Alright-y then, I'm glad I'm not part of that messed up family tree."

"WHY MULAN WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF THE TRAGETY I'M IN YOU'RE SO CRUEL."

"Sorry Henry."

Movie Number 5: Beauty and the Beast

"AWWWWW….."

"STOP SWOONING BELLE!"

"I think you mean swanning mom."

"Shut it kid."

"I can't help it Emma! It just tugs my heart string and makes me fall into a million pieces. You see Rumpel! This is how you get a girl to love you!"

"By taking her prisoner and forcing Stockholm Syndrome on her until she loves you? Wait…I've done that before."

"…"

"This is either really awkward or really funny."

"I go for funny."

"RE-COMENCING WORLD WAR PHILIPPE!"

"IT'S ON BITCH!"

Movie Number 6: Tangled

"ALL THOSE DAYS WATCHING FROM THE WINDOWS!"

"ALL THOSE YEARS OUTSIDE LOOKING IN!"

"ALL THAT TIME NEVER EVEN KNOWING!"

"JUST HOW BLIND I'VE BEEN!"

"NOW I'M HERE, BLINKING IN THE STARLIGHT"

"NOW I'M HERE, SUDDENLY I SEE"

"STANDING HERE, IT'S OH SO CLEAR."

"I'M WHERE I'M MEANT TO BE!"

"AND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT!"

"AND IT'S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."

"AND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT!"

"AND IT'S LIKE THE SKY IS NEW!"

"AND IT'S WARM AND REAL AND BRIGHT!"

"AND THE WORLD HAS SOMEHOW SHIFTED!"

"ALL AT ONCE EVERYTHING LOOKS DIFFERENT!"

"NOW THAT I SEE YOUUUUUUU!"

"ALL THOSE DAYS CHASING DOWN A DAYDREAM!"

"ALL THOSE YEARS LIVING IN A BLUR!"

"ALL THAT TIME NEVER TRULY SEEING!"

"THINGS, THE WAY THEY WERE!"

"NOW SHE'S HERE SHINING IN THE STARLIGHT!"

"NOW SHE'S HERE, SUDDENLY I KNOW!"

"IF SHE'S HERE IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR!"

"I'M WHERE I'M MEANT TO GO!"

"AND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT!"

"AND IT'S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED!"

"AND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT!"

"AND IT'S LIKE THE SKY IS NEW!"

"AND IT'S WARM AND REAL AND BRIGHT!"

"AND THE WORLD HAS SOMEHOW SHFITED!"

"AND AT ONCE EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT!"

"NOW THAT I SEE YOU!"

"NOW THAT I SEE YOUUUUUUU!"

"I am surrounded by idiots."

Movie Number 7: Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs

"…"

"Do you want to tell Emma that she can't stab a TV or should you?"

"Nahh Mulan, I say we let her continue for a while."

"Fine, Aurora."

"AND NO! MY PARENTS DON'T PRANCE AROUND IN THE FOREST SINGING ABOUT DWARFS! AND NO! MY MOTHER IS NOT HELPLESS AND HIGH-PITCHED! SNOW WHITE IS AN AWESOME BITCH AND YOU BETTER KNOW IT DISNEY OR ELSE I'M GOING TO FG# # #124^$#^ AND # DF7*68FDG(34~! AND #$Df43SDf YOUR $#%dffw#$RT234 YOU UNDERSTAND ME!"

"This almost wants me to cancel World War Philippe."

"Really?"

"NOPE! PHILIPPE IS MINE!"

And thus is another evening at the Belle-Mulan-Aurora household, where the lovely Disney movies are introduced to the lot. Henry is an unexpected genius and a little schist at the same time, am I right?

It's 9:00pm at the lovely country in the North (CANADA BITCH), so I hope you enjoy this, sorry about being MIA for a while, because of exams and stuff, but I am fully commited to finish season 1 by the end of June!

Chaos!