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Me: Disclaimer? Please?!

Iggy: I think I'm gonna enjoy this chapter!

Me: Why? Because your breaking the law?

Iggy: I think everyone wants to at least break one law.

Me: Yes! Everyone just enjoys going to jail!!

Iggy: Exactly! Ok , you don't own Maximum Ride!

Me: Thank you my dear! CHAPTER!!

New Year's Episode 2

Mutated Beer Bottle

MaxPOV

Me and the Flock were sitting down. Waiting patiently for the "ball" to fall. I don't really get why people do this. Oh wow a new year! Big whoop! Angel was still on my lap, Fang's arm was around my shoulders, Nudge was sitting on the other side of me, Gazzy was sitting at my feet eating a load of junk food, and Iggy was in his room.

"Why do they celebrate New Year's with a ball?" Gazzy asked. "Like Christmas you get gifts! So why don't we get gifts for New Year's?""American's have strange customs." Fang said.

"You say that like your not American!" I said while smirking.

"Well I don't really know. For all I know I could be Chinese!" Fang said, throwing his hand up in the air.

"Yea, your just that Chinese." Nudge said. Angel was clutching her stomach in laughter.

Then I heard a huge thump coming from Iggy's room and a long line of swear words coming from Iggy himself.

"Iggy get out here!!" I said, taking Angel off my lap. I stood up just when Iggy came out of his room grabbing the wall like he was about to fall down.

"Hail the pumpkin king!" Iggy said, his words slurred.

"Iggy what the heck!?" Fang said, watching this scene from the couch.

"I dontz know what ya'll talkin' bout." Iggy said. I pushed past Iggy and went into his room.

AngelPOV

I watched silently as Max went into Iggy's room. I heard her angry yell even before her mind processed what she saw! She came out with two beer bottles. She looked like she was about to explode.

"IGGY!!!!" She said. "What the FRICK is this?!"

"Well lil lady, I don't got any sight!" Iggy said while petting the wall.

"I'll give you a hint, it's a bottle, it's brown, and it has alcohol shit in it!" Wow she was seriously angry.

"I finally found out why Iggy didn't take me shopping with him." I heard Nudge whisper to Gazzy.

"Maz, Maz, Mazz. That's no beer. That is a dog that was mutated into that here bottle." People are stupid when their drunk.

"Are you drunk Iggy?" Gazzy asked. Well I guess people can be stupid even when their not drunk.

"Walk in a straight line Iggy!" Max yelled. Iggy surprisingly walked in a straight line.

"OK, now dance." Max said. Iggy started dancing. It was ok dancing. Max was snickering behind her hand. At least she was having fun making Iggy look like a fool.

"You're a surprisingly good dancer." Max said.

"Nahh. I'm just drunk." Iggy said. "Crap, I mean I am not drunk!" Max slapped Iggy and he fell to the floor.

Iggy looked unhurt. While Iggy was on the floor he started doing the worm while singing "Mary had a little lamb".

"What the heck Iggy?" Gazzy asked.

"Happy llama, sad lama, mentally disturbed llama, super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama, mouse." Iggy sang. This was somewhat entertaining.

"Happy New Year's to us." I heard Fang whisper in Maxes ear.

I enjoyed writing this! OK PEOPLE IMPORTANT!! MUST READDD!! I'm changing the name of this story because it doesn't fit the story anymore, Please help me pick a new title! Please and thank you!! R&R