Title: Cooking
Summary: Kaiba walks in on Jou trying to cook. Talk about disaster!
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Pairing: Puppyshipping
Cooking
"Katsuya, you stupid mutt! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
The aforementioned "mutt" jumped about a foot in the air, nearly dropping the bag of flour in his hands. "Uh, Kaiba," Jou exclaimed, after finding Kaiba by the opening to the CEO's kitchen and trying to quickly, albeit unsuccessfully, clean up. "Wat ya doin' back so early? I thought you were workin' late!"
Jou turned his back to Kaiba trying not to feel the burning sensation of the businessman's rage aimed at the centre of his back. He grabbed a dishrag from the sink and began vigorously wiping away some of the flour and eggs on the countertops, wishing with all his might that Kaiba would go away for ten minutes. But that was foolish on his part; this was Kaiba's house after all.
"You've got ten seconds to tell me what the fuck you're doing," murmured Kaiba's voice that was suddenly extremely close to his ear. "Before I kill you were you stand."
Spinning around, Jou found himself face to face with the famous ire of one Kaiba Seto. He couldn't help himself from backing away from the irate teen. Now how was going to explain himself away this time?
Jou looked around the kitchen; at the flour that covered every nook and cranny of the kitchen and at the eggs that littered on the floor and countertops and….shit, he was screwed.
"5 seconds," Kaiba breathed, crossing his arms over his chest.
Jou gulped. "W-well, ya see, K-k-kaiba," Jou stammered, rubbing the back of his neck and looking away before sucking in a quick breath. "Iwasjusttryin'tofixameal a-anditkindagotcarriedawaybutI'llfixit!"
"Come again?"
Jou sighed. "I was tryin to cook."
"No, really? I'm talking about how you did you get the whole kitchen covered in flour?"
"I was tryin to cook."
"But how did you manage to get the whole kitchen messy?" Kaiba nearly shouted, waving his hand around the room.
"I told ya! I was tryin to cook!"
Kaiba ran a hand through his hair. "Look, I thought we already had this discussion. You can't cook and you'll never be able to cook! So put the spatula down and stop trying already!"
"But Kai—"
"READ. MY. LIPS! YOU CAN NOT COOK!"
And with that Kaiba whirled around on his heels and practically stomped out of his kitchen saying as he went, "And you're cleaning everything, you hear me? EVERYTHING!"
Jou watched him leave, not sure on either thanking his lucky stars that Kaiba didn't kill him on the spot or stand and whine like the dog he was.
A/N: Haha, this was interesting to write to say the least. I bet ya'll thought I was going to put some romantic pansy crap on this pairing, ne? HELL NO!
Sorry to those that do like this pairing though….