I know you all hated me for that evil cliffy last chapter, but I reached the big 100! WOW!! Thank you all!

Song: My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne (think about it, Bella's happy ending just flew out the window)

Last time: Suddenly, I felt something wet on my arm.

"Oh. Sorry," said a voice I never wanted to hear again.

"It's fine." I said coldly.

"I'm so sorry! I'm a klutz!" Tanya exclaimed. Her voice was just as sugary-sweet as I remembered.

"It's fine." I repeated, dabbing at the punch Tanya had spilled on my arm and white shawl. "Please excuse me." I headed in the direction of the bathroom.

I flung open the door and began to wipe at my shawl. The bathroom was empty except for two giggling girls touching up their makeup.

Suddenly, the door banged open. Tanya was standing in the doorway. She was glaring daggers at me.

"I'm sorry about this, Bella. But I can't let some English bitch steal my Edward from me." Tanya said with malice in her voice. She ripped off the giant gaudy hat she had been hiding all of her hair under. I gasped. Instead of strawberry blonde hair, chocolate brown locks cascaded down Tanya's shoulders. They were an exact replica of my own.

"Now Bella." Tanya said. "We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Right now, I have a…special friend following your little pixie friend around." She pulled out a tiny video camera. On the screen was a video of Alice and Jasper dancing. A tall man wearing black was standing behind Alice. I saw a glint of metal and saw that he was carrying a knife.

"Now, I will tell you what's going to happen. You are going to go into that stall and take off your dress. I will give you a dress and you will put it on. Fail to do that and that pixie may never be able to dance again."

I don't know what Tanya was doing, but I couldn't let her hurt Alice. I went into the stall and took off my dress. I felt fabric swoosh by me and I caught the dress that came over the stall door. I launched my own over.

I pulled on the new dress. It was pink and strapless. It had gold designs covering the bodice and the skirt was pink with an occasional gold design. (pic on profile)

I walked out of the stall. Tanya was wearing my dress. She was having her maids, the two giggly girls, do her makeup.

"Perfect." Tanya hissed. "Just one last thing." She picked up a contact box and placed chocolate brown contacts over her hazel eyes. She turned around slowly. I gasped.

Tanya looked just like me. In fact, you couldn't tell us apart.

"But we can't have two Bellas now, can we?" Tanya asked sweetly. "Jessica! Lauren!" The two girls came forward, twin evil grins on their faces. Lauren whipped out a pair of scissors and before I could blink, she had sheared off half my hair. It was now as short as Alice's. Jessica grabbed a paper towel and viciously scrubbed all the makeup off my face.

Tanya tossed me a box of contacts. "Put these in," she ordered. When she saw me hesitate, she said, "Or pixie girl gets hurt."

I hurriedly put in the contacts, which were a watery blue.

"Perfect." Tanya crowed. "Edward will never know the difference—at least, not until it's too late."

"You'll never get away with this!" I cried. "You don't know how I act!"

"Au contraire, Bella," Tanya said. "I've had my men studying your every move. I know how you act, how you talk, and how you walk. I know where you keep the spare key to your house. I know where you keep your clothes. I know how you talk in your sleep and how clumsy you are."

I screamed in fury.

"Quiet down, Bella," Tanya said, sickly sweet. She turned for the door. "Oh, and stay away from my Edward," she added. Then she flounced out.

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I followed Tanya around the rest of the ball. I saw all my friends treat her as if she were me. Nobody suspected a thing. I growled every time I saw Edward and Tanya talk, dance or kiss. I almost lost it when I saw Tanya comforting Rosalie in the corner. I snuck closer to try and hear them.

"What is it, Rose?" Tanya crooned in a perfect impersonation of my sympathetic voice.

"It's…….it's Emmett." Rose sniffled.

"What about him?"

"Well, there's this girl hitting on him…I think she's called Princess Nicole of France. She and I have been enemies for…oh…as long as I can remember. So anyway, apparently she and Emmett were engaged. And she still likes him, and I'm…just…worried…" Rose sobbed, collapsing onto Tanya's shoulder.

"Oh, Rose," Tanya said. "Well, has he said anything about her?"

"No," Rose sniffed.

"And they're not engaged anymore?"

"No."

"Then there's nothing to worry about. I mean, Edward and I got over our trouble like that, and there's nothing to worry about here. I think Emmett truly loves you."

"Thanks, Bella. You're such a great friend." Rose threw her arms around Tanya's neck and Tanya laughed and hugged her back.

I growled. I should be the one comforting Rose! I should be the one reassuring her! This was so…so…so unfair!

The evening flew by, me lurking in the shadows and tailing Tanya. Finally, I followed Edward as he led Tanya out onto a balcony. I lurked behind the doorway and listened.

"Beautiful night, isn't it?" Edward asked.

"Yes, it is," Tanya said, snuggling into Edward.

"But not as beautiful as you."

"Stop teasing me."

"Bella," Edward said abruptly. "I've loved you since I met you. I fell in love with your clumsiness, your blush, your amazingly musical voice. And I want to spend my life with you. Will you—"

"NO!" I screamed. I ran out onto the balcony. "Edward, that's not Bella! Don't marry her! She's not the girl you love! She's a faker!"

"Help! Guards!" Tanya screamed. "There's a stalker harassing us over here!"

Guards flooded the balcony. Two grabbed my arms and dragged me off, me still fighting and screaming. As I left, I heard Edward ask, "I love you, Bella. Will you marry me?"

"Yes." Tanya whispered. Edward swept her into a passionate kiss and I let out a strangled cry of fury. They were still kissing as the guards dragged me out of the building.

Aren't I evil? Well, not as evil as Tanya! The poll is closed. The Boyfriend Switch was the clear winner, with thirteen votes from the poll and reviews combined. Fame came in second, so I'll write that one and maybe even post it at the same time! I'm starting to write The Boyfriend Switch already, and let me say, you guys are in for one wild ride! Oh, and Mrs. Nicole McCarty Matthews, I hope you like how I worked your suggestion into the story! (She suggested Rose/Emmett conflict, and that's when Rose has issues about Emmett liking Princess Nicole)

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