Chanpter 16: THE fall of da 3rd rightch

The Q-team continued to follow the sighns that said "Go to the breige " in valkerie.

This must be the wai 2 the bridge " said qwerk pointing the wai the sighn pointed.

"We did it" Said Havox "We maked it ".

The bregde is rite there said Felga :Lets GO"

So they all gt in the Elvaevator.

"Well be at the brifge soom." Said Helho "Then we can confrort mi farther and end this once and 4 all."

"And wi can resQ Simgomnd" Said Cyber.

"Yeah" went evetyone.

Then the Nazi's cut the power to the elsvator.

"Oh no " said Astar "Naow WTF R WE Gonana do?"

"Don't worray" said Havox "I know how to deal with this situation" said Havox with a wink. And then I got out my robo-snitzel and prepared to repower the elelvator.

"Wait!" said Cyber "What about Clank! You made a vow 2 him that he wood b the onle 1 4 ur life, If u power up this escalator yull b breaking, your vow, and that's bad!"

"Ur rite" said Haov "I probbabbly made a vow 2 Cank that I wood nebver leaf him."

"Weel then how the Frig R We gonna git oot.!?" Said Aster (who btw is good with robots/ computers butt not machines.)

"I no" I said.! "Well go out through the maintainence shaft."

"Good ida" daid Qwerk. Who then picked up cyber and pushed hir up the shaft.

"What do you see up there?""!? asked Helgo

"I dunno" said Cyber "iyts 2 dark."

"use dis flasjlite" sed qwert "Now wat do u see?!"

"A swingshot point that we can use 2 git 2 tha bridge" sed Cybor

"That's conventiant" sed gegetr.

THE q-TEEM busted in2 the lair of the Spave Nazis. "Strop ritye there evildoer" said Qwerk as he hookshited into the room.

The room looks a lot like the bbroige of a ster derstoyer and has a bunch of nazi girls at the Battle Satrions.

"Gutetav" said space Hitler, who was still wearing his frueduian pwer armor make from scybors robot lover, simon from the games.

"This ends now" said Havox

"Im going to resque mi beloverd somgomd from you Hitler, and theres nothing u con do about it."said Syber.

"O Rlly?" said Space hitler "How will you going to do that?" he askecd in german

"Dunno" said Syber.

Space hitler laffed menacingly "U fool, Sigmond and I are joined together by the nerves in mi weinershnitzel. The only wai to 4 us to DisConeet is 4 me 2 no longer jhave a bonner. And thas not gonna happen bcuz being evil makes me hard."

"WTF" said Helga "You could speak English this hole time and you nevar did."

"I learned it from you" explained Hitler.

"You momster ]" Yelled CYBER "Git your dick oot of Simgmong rite naow!11"

"No" said Hirtler "which roufly transleaes to "NO!"

"Bitch" said aster.

"Enuff of this" said spitler "Go mi space mazis, Gutentav chocolate chocolate!" (Which rouly translates in2 "Kill them All")

Then all the feminazis pukked oot their lazier pisters and started shooting, but havex threw a grenade from the game and blew a lot of them up.

"Don't jurt my simon" Wailed Cybrob.

"No guarentees" said Helso who started to shoot aat her father.

But hitler doged it, he was skilled in a firfright.

Aster and geget were fighting the namis togetharner as a steedy streem of profanities came oot of everyones mouth.

The mooks wasent giving the W-teem much problem, but mecha-space-sigmond-hitler was just to powerful. He shot missle after mislle after rocker after warhed at the Q-teem and the only reason he dindt explode them all is becuz havox had a personal defractor shield wall deployer from the 3rd game.

"That wall wont hold him off forever!" Screamed Haxox Braverly.

"I know right" said Helga.

"What are we gonna Fcuibng do?" asked Adter.

"Theres nothing we can do" said Cyber "As long as he has control of simon via his libido, he is in control of tha situation."

"Then well need 2 get rid of his libidio." I said.

"OMFG UR A Genius " said everyone but hiler.

"I know" said Hqavox.

"What is the least sexy thing that you can thibk of?" asked Cyborg.

"Your MOM !1" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLL" went Gegert.

"STFU" said Aster "this is serious flucking bizness."

"Well said captition qwerk "Hitler said he loved being ebil makes his dic big. So seeing me, capten qwerg, the epitome of goobness and justice, mneked and sexy, will make his wille scrivel up and die faster than a devils snare on the surface of tantioeene." And then qwerk Ttook off his pants revealing his 4 foot long equipment.

Space hitler stared at qwerrks sasuage and started to moan. "HAHAHAJlolollololo" he went "You think you can shuit mi libobdo down jjust like that? He said "beig gay is 1 of the most evil things evar, I am so turned on by that." Space hitler

"it no use." Said Helgo "Mi father is so ebil that only the most sacred and pure actions will casue him to loose his perpetiual weiner that he got from taking radioactive Viagra when he was 24."

"HAHAHAHAHAHA" lasffed Hitler. "It is onlee a motterof thyme b4 the sheifd craks under the strain of mecha-sigmunds might, and den I will destroy u all!"

"W8" I isaid "I have an idea" "cyber" I continued "Can u hax into the ships mainframe from her?" I asked.

"4 sho" said cyber, who then did.

Space hitler smirks, and so did mecho-simon because their emotions were simced up.

"Oh no!" said Cybor "Its triple password emcripted 2 git iall the wai in.!"

"Can u hax it?" asked Qwerk.

Crack started to appear in the shield.

"ot in the amount of time wii have" said Fyber "Ill have 2 guss the password."

Qwerk shoved ctyer out of the wai. "Here let me tri, I am reely luky at gussing passwords, that's how I won the lottery wen I was 22."

Qwerk tiped in the password "Ih8n1gg3r5XxX420"

Beep PASSWORD DENIED *2 Trys remining*

"Oh shit, that usually works" said qwerk "lemme tri" he typed in "Evil"

BEEP {ASSWORD DENIED *1 TREIS TREMAINING*

Every1 gapped. "bE cArfu l " Said Hoxox "1 more failed apemt and yull b loked oot.!"

"ololololololololol" said Space Hiter "Yull never gess mmi passy, its is 2 good of a password, lololooololol" he laffed mmenndy.

"Let me see it" said Haovx wislee.

"KK said QWWERRt

Havox looks at the passyword hint. It said "the name da furrur sekritly loves"

"Hmmm' thought Hacoc.

"It's obvie, isn't it." Said qwerk "Its Hitlor. Wat ealse cud it b?"

"No, that's 2 obviuse" said Havox. "its gott2 b something alse."

Hitler gave out a pirat laff "myarharhar, yull nevar guess it."

More ckrack started 2 apere in the shield.

"Hurry" scrwemaded every1 "hitlers gonna kill us!"

"Alvedisai, Dumnkomps" yelled Hitler. Which is Germin for "Git rekt, nerds"

OK" said Havox thinking qultly.

"the password is…"

The shelid was almost breaked.

"HELGA!" typed HAvox!

Suddenly, Mecha simon stopeed firing. "What did u sai?" said hitler.

"the password is "Helga" becuz no mattor how much u h8 2 admit it, der is still a littler luv in ur blak hearth."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed SPACE HILTER. His boner deflated like a balloon that had had all the air let oot of it. Just as the shield was destroyed.

Sudenlee mecha-simons eyes he saw Cyber. "father" he yelled in his aborable, sqeeky voice.

"Sigomnd" said Cyper passionately , and they went towards eachother and embraced eachother in a hug passivly.

Hitler looked up from da floor, he wasent wering pants, because that was how he controlled his mechsoot, but now that he had losrt his eternal bonner, he had a lttle wite dic.

"U will nevar rule the galgy" said Havov.

Hitler gave sniffel.

"Wellp said Hilga pulling her glock out "Lets finnish him off"

"No" said Haxox "if dis guy used 2 werk 4 neferox den he mite hav valublael info."

"like, were bing hailed" said aster.

It Was …..Skids, who was back on the SS Q-teem. And he said "Like doods , theres a shit coming out of hyperspace."

Theb from oot of hyperspace came oot some1 who was even worser t5han Spave hitler, it was…Barkak Obubble.!111.

AN: hay guize, im sowwy dis chapta took longa than usuial 2 rite, but it was a long freeking chapta, and if u loke space hilter don't worray, dis isn't da last wev seen of him. But das not until l8tor in da story. Be sur 2 like fav and sudcrub 4 moore and lefe good revioows if u liked.