Hey guys I know I've been gone for awhile, mainly because my computer crashed and everything I was writing went with it, b/c I was dumb and didn't have any back up. And b/c everything was gone I didn't bother rewriting anything. And now I have the urge to write so here you go.
I can't tell you enough how glad I am to have Courtney gone, things have been much better Duncan, and everyone around camp have relaxed too even Chef. My knee has finally healed after my accident in the last challenge
Groaning I roll over and snuggle into Duncan's chest giggling when his fingers skims over my hip. "Stop it," I say in between giggles. We both stop when we hear the distinct sound of a plane flying over head, "God what is he going to torture us with this time."
Duncan helps me down and I walk over to Duncan's dresser, opening the top drawer I pull out the clothes I planned on wearing that day. Duncan shoo's the other guys out and guards the door while I change, I hear the plane land I finish putting on my lipstick. Walking outside I'm stopped by Duncan who locks lips with me before leading the two of us to join the others.
We all watch as Chris pulls out a megaphone a began to speak into it " Just flexing your muscles for today's x-treme sports challenge!" He shouts and smile widely.
"Yay! X-treme sports, Chris you just made my day!" I shout gleefully, while everyone looks a little scared. I run up and give Chris a high-five before snuggling back into Duncan's chest.
"This week you'll participate in three challenges. First up, x-treme sofa bed skydiving!" he says recovering from what he just learned. "Contestants will plummet - uh - skydive to an awaiting sofa bed target below."
We look over to the plane and watch as Chef demonstrates what we'll be doing if we get that challenge. I flinch when the bed folds in on Chef,, I run over to help him when he began to scream. I quickly get him out before Chris began to speak again.
Walking back over Duncan I make myself comfortable under his arm and continue to listen to what's going on today. "Of course, you'll be skydiving from five thousand feet and using these," he tells us and throws three moth eaten parachutes out of the plane.
I pick one up and examine it, "Maybe if I get picked I'll know how the Paratroopers felt when jumping out of a plane, but I won't get the full experience cause no one is going to be shooting at us from below."
Duncan grabs my arm and pulls me away from the parachutes, he kisses me quickly before whispering in my ear. "I love you and all but babygirl you need to stop talking before you give him anymore ideas."
{Oh my gosh, told me he loves me but... I don't think he actually knows he said it.}
I pout but listen anyway knowing if Chris thinks of doing that I'll be voted off for sure. "Fine i'll keep my thought to myself," I say and turn back to Chris.
"Our lucky contestants are Trent , D.J. and Kaiya. D.J. Kaiya you both have to jump to get the point." Chris tells us.
Trent looks to the two of us and snaps a little nervously "Sure why not ? You know, what they say on Black Comb Mountain?" he asks.
"Avoid the Wendigos," I pipe up cheerfully and stop to think for a minute. "Wait no.. that's Blackwood Mountain silly me. No but seriously if you're going to go to Blackwood Mountain … which I advise you don't … Is to avoid the Wendigos." I say gaining a dark look just thinking about it, Duncan chuckles and just kisses my cheek ignoring the scared looks on everybody's faces.
"What's a Wendigo?" Lindsey asks.
"Well Lindsey a Wendigo in Algonquian folklore, the wendigo or windigo is a cannibal monster or evil spirit native to the northern forests of the Atlantic Coast and Great Lakes Region of both the United States and Canada. The wendigo may appear as a monster with some characteristics of a human, or as a spirit who has possessed a human being and made them become monstrous. It is historically associated with cannibalism, murder, insatiable greed, and the cultural taboos against such behaviours." I spout off like it's nothing.
"Thank you Kiaya for that lesson on what a Wendigo is," Chris tells me.
Trent looks at me and takes a step closer to D.J. and farther than me. "Well anyway they say the best glimpse of heaven's on the way into hell." Trent tells D.J. "Let's do this."
{Okay so I know some weird things, but that doesn't make me crazy. (crosses one leg over the other and taps chin) Nah it doesn't make me crazy maybe a little not mentally unstable but no not crazy. I mean I did give them a valid warning Wendigos are dangerous and could eat your face if you're not careful. Jeez Trent acts like I escaped some crazy people facility. But anyway I'm not crazy, if anybody's crazy it's Chris.}
"Yeah. Ugh. Sure bring it on." D.J. stutter out.
"Not so fast, because, the second challenge of the day is X-treme rodeo moose riding!" he shouts gaining an evil look on his face. Chris seems to have the ability to poof in front of the pen holding the moose.
"Oh magic," I whisper wondering if Chris will teach me how to quickly poof in front of things.
Chris didn't seem to hear me as he continues to talk. "Contestants will rodeo ride the Great Canadian Bucking Moose for 8 seconds or get hoofed into a giant pile of socks from the lost and found."
"That stink pile ain't nothing but laundry day at home." LaShawna says shrugging it off.
Chris runs over and puts a hand on her back, "It's your lucky day, LaShawna. You're riding for the Gophers and Geoff, you'll ride for the Bass."
Geoff cheers and Owen the idiot that he is decides to approach the moose, "He doesn't look too bucky to me. Hi beautiful." the moose seems to take offense at being called beautiful and kicks him on the face.
I pull out a mini whiteboard and marker, *Animals: 200 Owen: Still 0*
"And the final challenge- x-treme seadoo water skiing!" Chris shouts into the already loud megaphone. We all look to the water skiing course and the look to see the essential part missing the water. "Contestants will water ski a race course grabbing as many flags they can before crossing the finish line. While a member from the opposing team drives the seadoo."
"How can we water ski without water?" Heather asks the question we've all been wondering.
Chris begins to laugh "It's really hard. Check it out," and we all turn to see Chef crash fail at what our team members are going to have to do. "Awesome! Harold you'll ski for the Killer Bass…"
"Sweet" Harold exclaims.
"And Lindsey for the Screaming Gophers."
"Cool! I can model my new bikini," Lindsey says narcissistically.
"Now for the cool swag…" Chris begins to speak.
I interrupt him spouting off a random fact, "Did you know Shakespeare is the one who came up with the word swag."
"Thank you Kaiya may I continue?" Chris asks and I nod letting him know he can. "Now for the cool swag, whoever scores the most challenges get bragging rights for the night, saves their butts from elimination and wins a tricked-out multi-massage mobile shower."
Biting my lip I turn around and run my hands down Duncan's chest, "We really have to win that shower," I tell him leaning up to kiss him softly.
"And no using it for horny teenage things!" Chris says directing it at Duncan and I.
Owen groans and munches on marshmallows "Ugh a shower, how about something good?"
Heather runs up and points her finger into his chest, "Listen to me you marshmallow-eating goof, we are going to win that shower if it's the last thing we do. Got it" She tells him harshly making him choke on his marshmallow. Harold smacks him on the back making the marshmallow project out of his mouth and fly eventually hitting Heather in the head.
Chris runs back to the plane and starts it up, "Okay, gang, chow for breakie, then report back in 20 minutes for the x-treme sports challenge!" he flies off and I hold my hand to my face to avoid getting dust on my eyes.
Duncan x Kaiya x Duncan x Kaiya
We all have eaten our breakfast and the guys have already gone off leaving me, Bridgett, and Gwen in the mess hall. "For the girl with the smoldering eyes," Chef says and tosses a card with a heart on it away from him.
Bridgett picks it up and gwen and I move around her. "Check it out, it;s a corny haiku poem." Gwen says.
"Whoa," Bridget adds. "Some dude's crushing big time. It's probably for you," she says and goes to hand it to Gwen.
"Really? I was gonna say it was for you." Gwen tell her.
"Wow guys you're not even going to think it was for me," I say with a small pout. They both give me a look, " You're right Duncan wouldn't do anything so corny he's more of an actions speak louder than words kind of guy."
I smile and head out to find Duncan, "Bye guys have fun with your little love investigation," I say over my shoulder. Walking across camp I find Duncan carving another skull into a tree with his knife. Running over I run my hands down his back and wrap my arms around his waist.
"Hey hun it's time for us to head back to Chris's flying death trap," I tell him, taking his hand and dragging him back to the plane.
We get back and there is two couches placed side by side, Duncan sits down and pulls me into his lap after I get my own parachute on my back. Chris begins to speak, "Now, remember, ground teams can wheelie the sofa beds wherever they want in order to help their comrade with the landing," He tell the team members staying on the ground.
"Sayonara, Trent. I hope your attempts to impress weird goth girl are worth the chalk outline." Heather say evilly.
"Dude Heather he's on your team," I tell her.
"Uh, did you ever think that maybe Trent's doing this as a form of self-expression, like haiku," Gwen tells Heather. "Or - not."
Chris has board the plane, and I kiss Duncan "I'll see you when I'm back on the ground," I tell him and he kisses me once more.
Duncan x Kaiya x Duncan x Kaiya
I was holding onto the side of the plane feeling a little bit excited and scared at the same time. Standing in the doorway with both D.J. and Trent we all look down at the ground. I was buzzing with excitement, happy to be jumping out of a plane even if I am using a moth eaten parachute.
Chris comes over and holds out a form to each of us, "If you could just fill these out?"
"What we already signed insurance forms in the beginning of the show!" D.J. shouts.
"Yeah but these are for organ donation!" Chris replies. "I have this cool cannibal challenge I want to pitch to the producers, and this will go a long way toward budgeting free props! Thanks for the idea Kaiya."
I look at him shocked knowing I should've listened to Duncan's and stopped talking when he told me to. "Here comes the drop, kids!" Chris tells us.
"I don't see the drop zone," Trent says.
I look down and see two moving red dots, "I do!" I shout and jump out of the plane. I get into the star position waiting till the appropriate height to pull my parachute. When the time comes I pull the string and nothing comes out, "Fuck, damn it Chris! Why give us a backpack that's supposed to have a parachute when it doesn't.!"
I continue to fall and is shocked when Trent falls past me, I surprisingly hit the sofa after he hits the ground. I never got the chance to get off as D.J. lands on top of me and I'm knocked out.
Duncan x Kaiya x Duncan x Kaiya
By the time I woke up it was the third challenge and I was being carried to where it's going to be. "So,we have a tie! Whoever wins the X-treme sea-doo water ski challenge wins invincibility." Chris tells all of us.
Lindsey walks out wearing her new bikini "I'm ready!" she shouts and all the guys look at her, well all the guys except Duncan, because I can tell you right now my tan is nowhere near fake.
I look over and see Heather with her plotting face on, "What is she planning now?" I ask Duncan and he just shrugs.
"I'll be driving for the Gophers," Duncan tells me and sets me down on a log. We watch as Heather drives the seadoo dragging Harold through the mud, her plans seemed to be foiled as Harold end up getting all five flags.
Heather turns around holding a knife ready to gut him loose, only to have a branch rip her shirt off. Harold looks starry eyed for a moment before crashing into a rock while Heather covers herself as she goes flying, landing on a the bear that keeps stealing the marshmallows.
"I don't know what Heather did to make Harold lose his concentration, but it's a total wipeout for the bass team," Chris shouts, even though I knew we are mostly likely going to lose I couldn't help but laugh at what happened.
"Ready, set, riding it like it's sweeps week. Go!" Chris says and I'm sitting here wondering what sweeps week is. Maybe it's an old people thing.
I watch as Duncan tries everything to prevent Lindsey from getting those flags but flags and bails from the sea=oo when he's told to cross. I get up and run off to find Duncan, I help him up and bring him back, to see Chris looking as Confused as the rest of us do.
"She won?" Chris asks to be sure."Gophers win."
Lindsey skis by "Sorry Dunc, I just really wanted that shower!" she shouts as she goes by.
I pout "Dammit I really wanted a good shower," I say jealous that I wasn't getting a shower.
"I really could've used that shower" Geoff says looking disappointed and I don't blame him you could see the funk rolling off of him.
"Whew! Right you are, my skunky friend," D.J. says stepping away from him.
Chris walks forward and speaks into the camera "The Bass team went belly-up and will now decide which fishy to flush, while the Gophers totally scored some much-needed showers."
I help Duncan back to the cabin so that we could hang out for a while as we wait for tonight. "We're making Geoff sleep outside tonight right?" I ask cuddles up into his side, I had changed and was wearing one of his shirts and a pair of my sleep shorts comfortable as can be.
He nods "Oh yeah that guy is staying outside tonight," he says and rolls over me. "But let's not talk about him right now." he tells me leaning down to kiss me.
Wrapping ,my arms around his neck I kiss him back, "Mhmm I love you," I tell him pulling away.
He looks me in the eyes "I love you too babygirl," he replied before kissing me sweetly and rolling over to just hold me.
Duncan x Kaiya x Duncan x Kaiya
"As you know, if you do not receive a marshmallow you will be forced to walk the dock of shame, and you can never, ever return to camp. Kaiya, Bridget and D.J., you are safe." He says and throws the us marshmallows before picking up the megaphone. "Geoff, you're safe too," he says and throws the marshmallow.
"Muchos luchos, compadre!" he shouts back.
"Okay, that leaves Harold, who bailed big for reasons unknown. And Duncan Who bailed even bigger, because Lindsey left him circling the drain in a shameless-" Chris continues to speak but is interrupted by Duncan when he grabbed Chris's colar.
"That Chick was determined." Duncan growls and I get up to pull him away from our host.
Chris holds up a marshmallow, "Which is why you're safe. Harold, sorry, dude. You're done like dinner."
Harold walks past us all carrying all his stuff and giving us all high fives. "Well, it's been fun, guys." He walks down the dock of shame and turn around. "Farewell Total Drama Island. I loved. I lost. And I saw boobies. What more can man ask for?"
"You loved?" Gwen asks.
"You're a man?" LaShawna asks.
"You saw boobies?" Bridgett shouts.
My head shoots up at that last thing and I start walking to wring his neck, "Those boobies as you called them better not have been mine, or you're dead ginger," I growl and is held back by Duncan struggling to go after Harold himself.
"LaShawna, I meant every word of that poem." Harold confesses.
"Poem?" LaShawna questions. "That was you?" She runs over to Harold and the two of them meet in the middle. "Baby, you some kind of fa-reaky!"
Harold pulls back and the next thing he says makes me want to gag, "Give daddy some sugar." And the two of them kiss before Chef drags him away and throws him into the boat of losers.
Harold sails away and LaShawna comes back "Wait, so Harold saw you boobies?" Geoff stupidly asks.
"Can we see?" Owen asks pervetedly.
LaShawna waves her arm denying them. "Heck no. Wait a minute. Whose boobies did you see?" She asks hoping to get an answer from him.
We a turn to see Heather step out of the mobile shower. "Uh-uh, oh, see now, you messed with the wrong sister." LaShawna says going after Heather now and I start laughing knowing what's about to happen.
"Oh, please, it was a total fluke. You think I'd actually show that dweeb my boobs on purpose?" Heather asks and she began to run as LaShawna starts to chase her.
I grab Duncan's hand as we walk away, I yawn and he swings me up into his arms, "I love you," he tells me.
"I love you too."
So guys there you go hope you enjoy it. Did anyone get my reference in the middle if not I'm not going to tell you what it is.
So to all my readers that are artist or enjoy art, I wanted to see what kind of fan art you have for Duncan and Kaiya. I'd love to see it, so if you have some send it to laurarenaff . I love you all and thank you for sticking with me.