Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, but I do own Hermione. Wait, no that got token away from me too.
A/N I don't have one.
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"No, we have to do Lestrange's first." Lily said.
"Which one?" Frank asked
"Uhh, the only one in the 7th year, of course" James said, "But we aren't doing hers we are doing mine."
"No, were doing hers, we might do yours afterwards, if you ask nicely." Remus said.
"Fine. Read hers, you obviously care more for a Slytherin, than for you best friend." James accused, putting a puppy dog face on.
"Ok." Lily said, too brightly.
Narcissa Black
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"Well are you going to read it?" James asked.
"I can't. There's nothing there." Lily said, holding back a laugh.
"Are you serious?" Peter asked.
"Nope."
Narcissa Black
Most blond hair.
Smallest nose.
Most often to sleep with other boys.
Least likely to amount to anything.
Least likely to marry a Gryffindor.
Least likely to have pimples.
"That little-"Sirius began, but Lily said "Sirius, don't"
"That's funny." Peter said. "I never noticed but she does have a small nose."
"There is nothing wrong with Gryffindors. I think they are quite nice in fact. Well my turn, please, my Lady." James said to Lily in a very polite voice.
A/N and if noone can come up with any body reasonable…. He is next. Review