Hey guys...sorry it took so long to update. Please don't be upset. I've been very busy and all...with Christmas passing and crap...Oh well. I checked my mail and got a review for this and it reminded me I even had a story here....heh, sorry. But I can't really promise fast updates, unless they're like Pt 1 P2 chapters...y'know? Anyway, it's Kiba's turn, and he not only has to do two dares, but has to kiss someone too...who will it be...? well....Some might be very angry, some might laugh it off, and few may be actually happy...BUT I doubt it... haha. Anyway, enjoy the story!
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Previously:
Shikamaru smirked. "This is going to be a...Double dare...and Kiss."
"What?" everyone asked. Shikamaru chuckled. "The person this lands on, they have to do two dares, plus kiss someone." he explained.
"Can you do that?" Asuma asked.
"According to the Author, yes."
Yes, because I said so.
Shikamaru put the bottle down, and spun it. Everyone watched, afraid of who it would land on, because who knows what is going to happen next time with this added on....
Spin...
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Spin......Stop. It landed on...Kiba.
Kiba stopped fidgeting with his tail and looked down at the bottle to see it had landed on him, of all people. "Eh...?"
Naruto then suddenly appeared behing Kiba and slapped him hard on the back, causing Kiba so fall forward. "HAHAHAHA! KIBA YOU GET TO DO TWO DARES!!!!" Naruto shouted in his ear.
"I UNDERSTAND THIS!!!" Kiba growled back at him. the Naruto leaned down and whispered in his ear, "And you get to go kissy kissy." Naruto then began to make kissing sounds. This cause Sakura to slap him for his imaturity.
Kiba blinked. "I have to kiss someone too? Can you even do that?" he asked.
Shikamaru raised a brow. "Where you not paying attention to the ending of the last chapter or something you troublesome mutt?"
"No, it's just been so long since the Author updated that I completely forgot."
"Oh, burn." Naruto said.
Shikamaru sighed. "Well, yes, it is allowed. Why did I say that anyway? It only makes more work for me."
"Then can we drop the kiss?" Kiba asked.
"No."
"Whhyyy!?" Kiba whined. "I don't wanna kiss someone!"
"Afraid of cooties?"
"NO!" Maybe....
"We can't drop the kiss, Kiba. Besides, Shikamaru's too lazy to think of anything good." Kurenai informed Kiba. Shikamaru glared at her.
"Oh yeah? At least I get more screen time and all the fan girls."
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"Oh, burn." Naruto said.
Kurnai frowned. "I know...."
Shikamaru have an exaggerated sigh, and crossed his arms. Great, he thought. I might as well get the dares out of the way. The kiss can be used for later. I don't think I'm gonna give him anything easy. I never have any fun. I think I'll actually do something for once...
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...but what? Ah, troublesome!
Shikamaru scratched the back of his head.
Ino leaned over and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, Shika?"
"Hm?" he replied, breaking out of his concentration.
"Wanna make out?"
"No."
"Oh, burn." Naruto said.
Ino then began to cry. Shikamaru looked over at her. "Look, Ino, how about when I think of Kiba's first dare, and we go do what ever it is, we can then make out." he told her. Ino's tears then went away.
"Are you being serious?" she asked.
Shikamaru shrugged. "Yeah, sure."
"YAY!" Ino exclaimed.
Naruto turned to Sakura. "Can we make out too?" he asked her with pleading eyes.
"No, Naruto."
"Why not?"
"Because I don't want to."
"But why?"
Sakura sighed. "Alright, Naruto. How do I put this? I wanna make out...but not with you."
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"Oh, Burn." Naruto said, tearing running down his cheeks.
Shikamaru's eye brow twitched with annoyance. How was he suppose to think of a dare for Kiba with all the distractions of people wanting to make out.
Tenten turned and looked at Neji. "Neji?"
"Yes, Tenten?"
"Wanna make out?"
"Hell yeah!" Neji grabbed ahold of Tenten's face and pulled her lips to his. Tenten buried her hands in his hair and pulled him down to her and they laid down, with Neji on top of Tenten.
Ino and Naruto began to cry. "Ohhh....I wanna make out." They muttered, sobbing.
Kiba shook his head.
Then the Author suddenly gave Shikamaru the ability to read Kiba's mind.
Kiba's Mind:
That's not even right....Sure, Neji and Tenten are great with each other but c'mon! Public affection isn't right! It's not FAIR! I want someone to love too!!! (Kiba begin to mentally sob) I want to be loved and loved and just plain loved! Is that too much to ask!? Wahhh!
Shikamaru blinked, very surprised. Kiba has a very sad and depressing mind.
That was when it totally hit him. Shikamaru took it as a sign that he was suddenly able to hear Kiba's mind, and he figured one thing out: Kiba's dare had to do with a girl! But he didn't want to use the kiss yet...
So another problem had formed in Shikamaru's head...What was the dare going to be?
Troublesome....
Shikamaru gripped his head while trying to think, Ino was trying to get ahold of Shikamaru's hand, Choji was eating chips, Asuma thought he found a cigarette but it turned out to be a twig in his pocket, Naruto was trying to make out with Sakura, Sakura was trying to NOT make out with Naruto, Sasuke was gossiping with the Chibi's about Naruto's choice in clothes, Kakashi was crying about a scene in his pervy novel, Kiba wasn't all that worried about the dares but about the kiss, Hinata was actually curious about what was going to happen, Shino spotted a fly on the wall and tried to catch it, Kurenai took the twig away from Asuma, Neji and Tenten where making out, Lee and Gai were trying to stop it, Temari was bored, Kankuro was writing down ideas for his puppet show, and Gaara...was being Gaara?
"Ino, stop trying to hold my hand! I'm trying to think!" Shikamaru snapped.
"But I want to be closer!" Ino exclaimed.
Naruto turned to Sakura. "Why can't we be like that, Sakura!?"
"Because I don't want to!" Sakura shouted.
"Neji!"
"Tenten!"
"STOP THEM GAI SENSEI BEFORE THE CLOTHES ARE REMOVED!!!!" Lee exclaimed, trying pull Neji off of Tenten.
"GAHH! LEE IT'S TOO LATE!!! NEJI'S SHIRT IS NOW REMOVED!!!" Gai shouted, picking up neji's shirt.
"WHYYYYY! WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT TO HIM! HE LOVES HER!!! AND SHE'S PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD!!!" Kakashi cried while reading.
"OH MY GOSH NO WAY!!" Sasuke freaked.
"NO SHE DIDN'T!" the Sasuke Chibis exclaimed.
"SMOKE!" Asuma shouted
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"No!" Kurenai shouted.
"munchmunchmunch" Choji munched.
"Bugs are cool." Shino stated.
"I just want love." Kiba muttered.
"You say something, Kiba?" Hinata asked.
"My hero is Kermit the frog!" Kankuro exclaimed.
"Shut Up, Kankuro!" Temari shouted at Kankuro.
"I miss my teddy bear..." Gaara said with a straight face.
Well then....
Shikamaru then suddenly jumped up and shouted as loud as he could, "SHUT UP, YOU TROUBLESOME MORONS THAT HAVE NO LIVES WHATS SO EVER!!!"
Everyone froze in their places and stared up at Shikamaru. Ino quietly reached up and grabbed Shikamaru's hand. Shikamaru twitched with annoyence. "Ino..."
"Please?"
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"Alright."
"Yay!" Ino cheered quietly. Shikamaru then looked at Kiba.
"No, I need silence so I can think of something terrible yet funny for Kiba to do, so can we all be silent FOR ONE FUCKING MOMENT!!!!"
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"Alright..." everyone agreed.
"Good." Shikamaru smirked. He sat down and began to think while everyone sat there in silence.
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"Hm. Nothing." Shikamaru mumbled.
Everyone fell over. Literally.
Kiba frowned deeply. Eh, I really have nothing to be afraid of. Kiba thought. Shikamaru's just some lazy ass who probably just wanna get this game over with. Sure, i wouldn't mind something kind of dangerous and exciting. After all, I need turn down a challenge. Heh...wonder what he's planning....
Hmmm....Kiba wants danger? Well, I was going to make him eat cat food but if he insists on danger and excitement, then so be it.
Shikamaru thought long and hard, and he looked around the room, until his eyes landed on a certain someone who wasn't Ino.
Then Shikamaru smirked. The perfect idea had just come to him. An Idea that no one would have ever thought of. Bwhaha.
"Alright, I got it." he said. Everyone looked up at him, after a glance at Kiba.
Kiba crossed his arms. "What? I'll do what ever."
Shikamaru grinned. "Oh I'm sure. Well, this is your first dare..."
Everyone waited.
Shikamaru took a deep breath. "Kiba, I dare you to..."
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"...go on a date with....
....Hanabi Hyuuga."
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Kiba stood there, awestruck, along with everyone else.
Hinata's mouth opened wide with shock. "M-m-my sister?!" she squeaked.
"H-HINATA'S SISTER!?!" Kiba exclaimed.
Neji suddenly stopped making out with Tenten and looked at Shikamaru. "My cousin!?"
"How'd you think of that?" Tenten asked, sitting up.
Shikamaru shrugged, a smile on his lips. "It just came to me..."
Ahem.
"...With help from the Author."
Uh-huh.
Kiba was in total shock. "Shikamaru! SHE'S SEVEN!!!"
"No she's not."
"YES SHE IS! SHE'S FREAKIN' SEVEN YEARS OLD! THE AUTHOR EVEN LOOKED IT UP!!!"
He's right, I did.
Shikamaru shook his head. "She's only seven in the first part. Not in Shippuden. Pay attention, Kiba."
"THAT WOULD STILL MAKE HER LIKE TEN!"
"I'm sure the Author could fix i-"
"Oh, really!?" Kiba asked. "Not only is she SEVEN, she's also Hinata's little sister that everyone thinks is better than her!!"
"Oh, burn." Naruto said.
"Thanks, Kiba." Hinata mumbled.
Kiba looked at Hinata. "I didn't mean that I thought that I was just saying that everyone else thinks that!"
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"Okay, that came out wrong."
Smooth, Kiba. Real Smooth.
Kiba shook his head. "Anyway, my point is, she's SEVEN and it would almost make me as bad as Orochimaru, she's Hinata's little sister, and did I mention she's SEVEN!!!
"Kiba, it's a dare." Shikamaru reminded Kiba. "You have to do it once it's been said."
"BUT SHE'S SEVEN!!!"
"YOU STILL HAVE TO DO IT!!!" Shikamaru argued.
"SEVEN!!!"
Suddenly the Author appeared.
"Alright, we have a problem." the Author said. "Yes, in the first part she's seven, and ten in the second. Kiba's like five years older, more or less."
"SEVEN!!!" Kiba shouted.
"Yes, Kiba, I understand this." he snapped at Kiba. "I can't really do much with ages...I guess I could make her thirteen just for this chapter, but that's it."
Shikamaru nodded. "See Kiba, not SEVEN."
"SEVEN!"
"NO....NOT SEVEN!!!" The author exclaimed.
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"Seven." Kiba muttered under his breath.
The Author frowned. "Kiba, go ask her on a freaking date, alright."
Kiba sighed. "Fine." he grumbled, and stood up.
Hinata frowned. She didn't like the idea of Kiba and Hanabi going out. Even if Hanabi was suddenly thirteen.
Everyone got up and followed Kiba out of Naruto's still broken house.
Three hours later they were still walking around.
"Do you even know where she lives?" Temari asked, irritated.
"Of course! She lives where Hinata lives." Kiba replied.
"And do you know where Hinata lives?" Kakashi asked.
Kiba stopped. He turned to face the group. "Heh...no."
Everyone fell over. Kurenai grabbed one of Kiba's dog ears (remember his dog ears and tail) and glared at him with fire in her eyes. "Hinata's your very own team mate and you don't even know where she LIVES!!! YOU FUCKING MORON!" She yelled in his ears.
"Ouchie! Ouchie! Ouchie!" Kiba yelped. "I always followed Shino!"
"Idiot." Shino mumbled, but then was distracted when he saw a grass hopper jumping around in the grass. "MINE!" he exclaimed and lunged at it.
Kurenai let go of Kiba's ear. "AUTHOR!"
Why do I have to do everything...? Heh, that was probably a very stupid Question...Der da der.
"Oh, burn." Naruto said.
Shut up, Naruto.
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The group was now standing infront of a house. Yes, just go with it.
"You sure she's in there?" Kiba asked stupidly.
"Yes, now go." Kurenai snapped. Kiba groaned, but walked up to the door and knocked.
Hinata frowned deeply when she saw Hanabi herself slide the door open. She had a very dark feeling down in the pit of her stomach.
Kiba looked down at Hanabi, who had a snobby look on her face. "Hinata's not here." she stated, not noticing the obvious group behind Kiba.
"I-I'm not here for Hinata." he said.
She squinted at him. "Then what do you want."
Geez, who taught this girl her manners?
"Uhhh...." Kiba tried to think of the right words as a blush appeared on his face. From behind him, Hinata was not the happiest looking person, and Shikamaru noticed. He isn't a genius for nothing.
"Okay, I'm just gonna say it," Kiba said. Hanabi raised a brow. Kiba took in a deep breath. "Hanabi Hyuuga, do you want to go out on a date....with me?" he asked.
Hanabi blinked. "No."
"Oh, burn." Naruto said.
"Rejected." Sasuke said.
"Ouch." Kakashi said.
Kiba shrugged. "Well, I tried. Next Dare please!" he turned around, but since the author is just so damn clever, he did the one thing he could think of the one thing that most fangirls couldn't ever say no to....
...a shirtless Kiba.
Kiba's shirt and jacket suddenly disappeared. Kiba looked down. "Ah! I've been exposed!" he exclaimed.
Ino's jaw dropped and she began to drool.
Hinata's face grew bright red.
Sakura had a nose bleed.
Tenten's eyes grew twice there size.
Temari gasped and got a nose bleed.
Kurenai blinked, shocked.
Sasuke also got a nose bleed.
The Author's wife began taking pictures like theres not tomorrow...WAIT!!! FORGET THAT!!!
Hanabi gasped. "Uh, wait, Kiba!" she said.
Kiba turned around. "You know my name?" he asked stupidly.
Hanabi suddenly smirked. "A date, you say? Well, I have nothing to do, anyway. Sure, I'll go out with you. Pick me up in an hour." she said, and with that she slid the door shut.
Kiba blinked.
See, Lexi was right. Shirtless Kiba equals an always yes answer. Even read my Everyone Luvs Kiba Story, that's enough proof.
"Can I have my shirt back?" Kiba asked.
"NOOOO!" the girls shouted. Everyone looked at them. They began coughing. Cough Cough.
Man, now I don't know who's body's better, Neji's or Kiba's. Tenten thought.
Kiba's hott. Both Ino and Sakura thought.
Wow...for a guy with a tail he's got quite the body. Temari thought.
I never even realized just how... Hinata began to think, all the blood rushing to her face.
Oh, if I was completely gay... Sasuke thought.
Man, you all have no idea how weird it is to write that...being a guy and all... blah. Anyway.
Kiba's outfit was replaced with a black button up shirt w/ a mesh shirt under, and pitch black jeans.
"Huh...New clothes. Cool." he said.
An hour passed very quickly, because I wanted it to, and Hanabi come out and began to walk with Kiba. She had on a dress that was like Temaris in Shippuden but only went down to her knees and it was completely white.
Everyone followed within the bushes as Kiba and Hanabi walked to the same restaurant that Shikamaru, Ino, and Temari went on their date at.
"So...Nice weather." Kiba said, trying to make converstation. It then began to rain...really really REALLY hard.
"Yeah. Nice weather." Hanabi replied. The two ran towards the restaurant while everyone else ran too.
"My hair!" Ino exclaimed.
"Aww...my poor Ino." Shikamaru said, kissing Ino's forehead. "Wanna make out now?" he asked. Ino nodded.
"Aw, c'mon guys, no one wants to see that!" Tenten exclaimed.
"Look who's talking." Sasuke said.
"Oh, burn." Naruto said.
Kiba and Hanabi were greeted by the same waitress as before. "Table for two." Kiba said.
"Okay." The waitress showed them to a table by a large window.
Everyone else was seated as well.
After Kiba and Hanabi order there food, Hanabi suddenly got this serious yet dreamy look on her face. "Kiba, I have a confession to make..."
...To be continued....
"Oh, burn."
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Ha. Cliffhanger. Sorry for that. I promise I will be updating soon. I pinky promise. XP Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and that you'd review and tell me some of your ideas...after all, Kiba has one more dare and a KISS. Any ideas? Go ahead and tell me? Or if you have nothing for Kiba but for someone else, then you can tell me as well...if not in a review but in a PM then sure. I really don't care. With Hanabi, I dont even know ifs she's appear in Shippuden yet, I haven't been caught up lately, so yeah. Just guessing on the ages... But, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter anyway. Review! See you all next time!