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Chapter 14 Goats and Consequences by: Frost

"Miss Prince!", shouts Professor McGonagall, "As the acting headmistress, I must know what you did to the headmaster and how long it lasts or how to undo it." McGonagall had called Kat and Tom to a empty classroom to interrogate them about their goat headmaster.

"Just a simple transfiguration charm that lasts for a week and cannot be reversed except on the final day of the charm. He does not know who he is and will have only the mentality and instincts of a goat.", Kat responds while shrugging. "And why did you send him to his brother's house?", asked McGonagall. "Like I said before, Aberforth supposedly knows his way around a goat.", Kat replies. "Fine, you will have detention for that entire week then. You two may go now.", McGonagall barks out and walk out of the room.

"Merlin's bloody beard! Detention the entire time Buzzy the goat is with his brother! Damnit!", Kat yells grumpily. "Calm down Kat," responds Tom. "We're alone in a classroom no one comes to. How about we enjoy the peace and quiet by continue what we started when we made up?", as he wraps his arms around her and start nibbling on her ear. "Have I told you lately how much I love you, Tom?", Kat moans softly into his ear.

After their make out session, the rest of the day and then the rest of the week fly by. The day that Buzzy returns to normal and the end of Kat's detention has finally come. Kat still grumpy that she had detention, sneaks over to Aberforth's house with a camera. When she gets there, she find Aberforth and Buzzy still in his goat form sleeping in his bed. To make it ever more awkward, Aberforth was lying in a spooning postion behind Buzzy with him pulled close. After a moment or two of nausea, Kat starts to take a few pictures of the two. A few minutes later the charm wears off and Buzzy and Aber wake up to find that they are in a quite intimate position. Kat takes a another quick picture before they jump apart and out of bed.

"Aberforth, I don't why I'm here or what happened, but whatever happened didn't happen. Do I make myself clear brother?", Buzzy proclaims calmly but dangerously. "Quite clear, Albus, but it would be a lot clearer if we weren't both still naked…", Aberforth responds awkwardly. "Merlin's beard! Where are my clothes, Aberforth?", Buzzy shouts. "I don't know, you were a goat when you suddenly showed up a week ago…" Aberforth replies, just as confused as his brother. "A goat…? I've been a goat for a week? Staying here? With you
? Did you know it was me?" Albus asks franticly, as a his voice gets higher and more panicked with each question. "Yes for the first four and no for the last one thankfully." Aberforth answers nervously.

"Fuck! " Buzzy yells in a panic, "You know how I said whatever happened never happed? Well, that goes double now. We are both going to swear on our magic that we will never mention this to anyone ever, not even on our death beds, nor will we ever talk about again! Understood!?", Buzzy continuing to yell, freaking the fuck out. "C-c-crystal clear!" Aberforth stutters out, terrified since he has not seen his brother this upset in quite some time, grabbing his wand of his nightstand. "But can we at least get dressed first?"

By this point, Kat wasn't sure if she wanted to laugh at the sight of Buzzy freaking out or die from having seen the two really old wizards naked. So she compromised by vomiting and then got the hell out of there. As soon as she got back to the castle, she went up to her dorm and took four showers, hoping to get rid of the disgusting, dirty feeling of having seen the brothers.

Come to the girl's dorm right now! Kat yells to Tom through their link. Why? Asks Tom curiously. I need you to take a shower with me! Kat replies grumpily, getting impatient. What?! Shouts Tom. I'll explain later, Tommy Boy! Just get you ass in this f'ing shower ASAP or I swear I will f'ing kill you! Kat yells back.

Later on, after their shower, Kat tells Tom what happened. At first he laughs his ass off, but that quickly turns into a horrified stare and then vomiting.

"WTF Kat! Was that really worth it for some blackmail pictures?" Tom yells angrily between vomits. "In some disgusting, evil way, yes." Tom just shakes his head and then vomits again. "I think we need to take another shower…"

A week later things were starting to get back to normal and everyone that knew about the prank and the aftermath of it had been trying hard to forget that it had ever happened. Kat had decided no more major pranks for a little while or at least none that involved Buzzy, lest the nightmares could return.

Currently Kat and Tom are sitting in the Great Hall with Zach, Julia, and Remus discussing the upcoming Christmas Ball. The rest of the gang were sitting at a table by themselves for they still felt bad about how they treated Kat and Tom and weren't sure how to make it up to them yet. "What do you guys plan on wearing to the ball?", asks Julia. "I'm going to wear a green dress with silver lace and silver high heels , while Tom is going to wear a green tuxedo with a silver tie." responds Kat.

"Faith and I haven't decided that yet, since it's still almost two months away.", replied Remus. "What about you and Zach?", asked Kat. "I'm wearing am ice blue tuxedo with a blue and red tie," answers Zach and Julia takes over saying, "and I'm going to be wearing an ice blue dress with necklace made from Zach's ice and a pair of ice blue high heels." Suddenly water rises out of the pitcher and forms into a rose that lands in Zach hand. Zach puts the flower into Julia's hair saying, "And of course, a rose for my rose to wear as well."

Kat, Tom, and Remus just give him a strange look after he said that. "What? I'm not allowed to attempt to be sweet and romantic?" asks Zach. All three respond at the same time with, "No." Zach just shakes his head and says to Julia, "I think the sun is getting ready to set, lets go to our spot and watch it." "Ok!", Julia replies cheerfully as the two grabs each others hand and head toward the lake.

Zach: The goat prank is now over, leaving Kat and Tom traumatized. Also what some of the gang will be wearing to the Christmas Ball has been decided, though it may be subject to change if Xena wishes it.

Kat: Did you really have to make me go that far for the prank? I may be scarred for life now!

Tom: Yeah! It wouldn't have been so bad if you didn't have Kat tell me about it! Have to admit I enjoyed the showers though… (blushes and laughs perversely)

Kat: (also blushes) Shut up, Tommy Boy, or those might be the last showers you get with me!

Tom: (gasps and then pouts) Ok dear…

Zach: Sorry that this chapter wasn't as long as my last few. In case you haven't noticed this was a kind of awkward chapter for me to type, between the whole Buzzy and Aberforth nightmare and having to decide what everyone is wearing to the ball.

Remus: Reviews are nice and could give us both ideas and motivation to get the chapters done quicker. But remember…

Everyone: NO FLAMES!

Kat and Tom: You do and we will force you to watch Kat's/my memory of Buzzy and Aberforth until you either throw up or die, whichever one comes first!