Yuki:...
TAT: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jin:...
TAT: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Osamu:...
TAT: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Yuma:...
Chika: Um...Is someone going to wake him up?
Yuki: We weren't planning on it...
Ame: Don't we need him though?
Osamu: Who are you!?
Kaze: And that's the reaction we expected.
Jin: Really though, who are you?
Shobu:...New ocs...*bows* Please take care of us...
Jin: Right...
Yuki: Let's just get started.
Rest: Right...
Yuki: Actually, I would just like to point out that I am kinda happy I get to be the cover image for this.
Jin: It won't last long. That's what my Side Effect tells me.
Yuki: Well tell it to shut up then. Anyways. The first one is from Zazaza gogo da.
Just questionst this time. All for ocs
Yuki - what is the name of the weapon youu use in the latest chapter?
Takeshi - What EXACTLY does Laser Circus do?
Suzume - why not just be an All-Rounder?
Toby - What are the names of all the moves you've made and what can they do?
That is all
Yuki: Looks like it's just for my squad this time. *claps hands*
Toby: Wow. This is pretty early.
Takeshi: That's never a good thing...
Suzume: Honestly, it is for me.
Kaze: Uwah! Amazing!
T.S.:...Who are they?
Yuki: Apparently new ocs. *points to TAT* But Author-san is sleeping right now, so I'm not sure what to do with them.
Ame: Please don't mind us. We will try and stay out of your way.
Kaze: To get a small understanding of us, look at the Bio then come back here!
Takeshi: Getting off topic. *looks at screen* Just for us, huh?
Yuki: Yup. *turns to readers* My new Trigger is called Idōgetsu. Take-kun, your turn.
Takeshi: Right. *turns to readers* Just look up Laser Circus on Naruto Wiki.
Suzume: Honestly, you need to stop doing that. *turns to readers* For my answer... That's because I don't have a reason to be an All-Rounder. The two turds here and Yuki-san are all the frontal power we need.
Toby: I've made up Hedgehog and Porcupine. Hedgehog is basically Scorpions coming out of my back. Porcupine is Scorpions coming out all over my body so I can attack using any part of my body.
Kaze: But doesn't that make each Scorpion weaker?
Toby: I use it for quick attacks to tire out my opponent.
Jin: Next one is from umbreonblue.
Yeah. The solo is enough. As thanks for singing, Osamu and Jin get free passes out of 1 dare of their choice. Everyone: Do you have any blackmail? If you do, plz use it as you see fit, especially if it's for revenge. Anyway, here's some ice cream. There's waffle with chocolate chips flavor, peppermint, and peacan, and chocolate/vanilla/strawberry flavor. See ya soon.
Osamu & Jin: *bows* Thank you.
All: We sure will! And thank you for ice cream!
Yuki: *holding all* Seriously, thank you.
Ame: Are these usually this short?
Yuma: Not really. *licks ice cream* But this does seem kinda like a slow one. 三3三
Takeshi: I'm sure it'll get longer later on.
Suzume: And probably more Yaoi filled.
Toby: That being said...
Chika: The next one is from a guest.
HI IM BACK AND YOU NEVER PUT A DRESS ON NINOMYA. WEAR THE PRICESS DRESS YOU COSPLAY AIRHEAD. WEEAAARRRR ITT. Also Jin drink as much coffee as you possibly can without giving yourself caffine overdose, and everyone 18 go play strip poker(down to the underwear). Midorikawa call Mikumo master, and act like his maid. Mikumo, wear high heels. Also TAT, get the person of your choice drunk.
Yuki: I'm sure Author-san would say something like 'Ah! I missed something!? I am so sorry!' Slam his head on the ground then continue with 'But think about it like this, thanks to Minoru's dare last time there is not way he can get out of it.' Which reminds me... *claps hands*
Ninomiya: *appears in dress*
Midorikawa: *appears in maid outfit*
Osamu: And I'm wearing heels...Still not as bad as other dares.
Kaze: *pointing at laughing at Ninomiya & Midorikawa* You two look ridiculous!
Ninomiya: *eye twitch* Who are these three exactly?
Shobu: *pulls on Kaze's ear & bows*...I am sorry for his rudeness...
Midorikawa: Whoa! When the heck did he get here!?
Shobu:...I've been here the whole time...
Yuki: Anyways... Getting to what we need to do.
Midorikawa: *walks up to Osamu and bows* Is there anything you need, Master?
Osamu: Not right now...
Jin: *holds cup of coffee in hand* Well, we have to go play some strip poker.
Yuki: We'll try and get back as quickly as we can, but try not to wake up Author-san.
Ninomiya: If it gets me out of doing more stuff like this.
Jin, Yuki & Ninomiya: *leaves*
Ame: Author-san is asleep, so he can't really choose. So what do we do?
Yuma: Just continue. 三3三
Midorikawa: The next one is from Giggi.
I'm sorry Tachikawa & Izumi...~
I didn't thought his cooking would be that bad...
Minoru, did you name Taka after Ninomiya? And what's the relationship to his squad in your world?
Suzunari and Nasu squad, what are your thoughts of a perfect date?
And Suzume, please tell us your top 10 ships of the people who appeared here.
Now time for some dares
Since Ninomiya has to do everything has he to wear this. *gives dog ears and tail*
Author-san, *claps hands* you're not allowed to change that form. *smiles*
Suzume: Well this is a problem. How are we going to get everyone in here?
Osamu: Maybe we could-
POOF!
Minoru: Who are the three new guys?
Kuruma: Back already?
Kumagai: *glances at Taichi* Try not to break anything.
Toby: Well that solves that problem.
Takeshi: But where's Tachikawa-san and Izumi-senpai?
Yuma: Defense duty maybe? 三3三
Akane: So who are those three? *points to Ame, Kaze and Shobu*
Ame: Please, don't mind us. We are just observing right now.
Murakami: Where's the author?
Takeshi: *points at TAT* Sleeping.
Osamu: Jin-san and Yuki-san are busy right now, so we're filling in at the moment. Please look at the screen.
Minoru: Ah~~ I see. *turns to readers* Yes. Yes, I did. As for the relationship...*rubs neck* It's strained... *smiles* But I'm sure it'll get better!
Osamu: Alright. *turns to Nasu Squad & Suzunari-1* What about you guys.
Both squad: *looking away sheepishly*
Nasu: Well...I would say that...As long as both people are having fun...
Kuruma: Yeah... Same...
Suzume: Cute~~
Taichi: Dinner and movies!
Akane: *looks down with thumbs up*
Toby: Kinda cliché, but it does work.
Osamu: Lastly...
Takeshi: They both probably consider training together a perfect date.
Kumagai: Let's move on!
Suzume: You might regret that later on~~~ *turns to readers* My ships...There's no many people here at the moments, but probably...YukiKami. NasuKuma. TobyTake. YukiOsa. TaiAka. After last time, YukiMino. OsaYuma. KamiKuru. JinOsa. YukiMidori.
Yuki: *jacket, shirt & shoes off* We're back~~
Jin: *jacket off* Yo.
Ninomiya: *only in boxers*...
Kaze: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! At least we know who lost now!
Ninomiya: No one will mind if I get rid of him, right?
Yuki: Author-san might be a little mad.
Takeshi: *puts dog ears on Ninomiya*
Toby: *glues tail to boxers*
Ninomiya: What is the meaning of this?
Ame: A dare.
Shobu:...There's also one for Author-sama, but...
TAT: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ~~~~~~~~~
Jin: Then let's just move on.
Toby: This next one is from Sora.
Good that I decided to read the comments first
Yuki, Minoru. Thanks for doing that and be prepared to do it again in some future just only switched
And thanks to Minoru, Ninomiya can't escape~ *smirks*
You mister airhead has to choose between Minoru and Yuki, you're his pet then for three sessions~
Whatever Giggi did to you TAT, let's make it longer for two sessions
Mei-san, choose some boys and let them sing and dance the most difficult choreography you can think of!
Yuki: *claps hands*
Mei: Yo.
Yuki & Minoru: You are welcome. Always a pleasure.
Toby: Is it just me, or is it now a thing to call Masataka an airhead now?
Takeshi: Nope. It's defiantly a thing now.
Ninomiya: Air...head...
Jin: Well, either way, you need to pick. Minoru or Yuki. Which one?
Ninomiya: *looks from Yuki to Minoru to Jin* Can I just commit seppuku?
Jin: It's long since passed time for that. It wouldn't be honorable now.
Ninomiya: *groans*
Nasu: Beside the 'pet' part, I don't see what's wrong with either one of them.
Murakami: Those two have been giving him hell in the form of dares and general harassment for a while now. It's understandable.
Yuki: I have an idea.
All: *turns to Yuki*
Yuki: *turns to readers* Sora-san, would you mind if we started next time? One if use would get him then, then the other the next time and we share the third time.
Minoru: Oh! That sounds great! *turns to readers* Please~~
Rest:...The poor guy...
TAT: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ~~~
Mei: Well, either way, it's my turn now. Midorikawa, Mikumo and Murakami. It's particularly hard, but I would just like to see it.
Osamu: What is it...?
Mei: Shake It.
Samishikute setsunai hitori no yoru ni wa
Kietai kotoba wo sagashite
Himitsu no DOA wo nuketekite
here we go
oh yeah oh yeah
Me no mae no tobira wo akereba
Sou, owari no nai yoru e no hajimari da
Kikyuujou no FUROA no kage kara yojigen e no tabi ga hajimaru yo
Ryuusei no hakobune ni notte
Saa jikuu ryokou e to susunde iku no sa
Tenki yohou wa ate ni naranai kara
Ki no muku mama all right
Today is All night be
funky funky funky night
You&I be together
funky funky funky night
Age↑tekina
Dance Dance
Kimi no hitomi kara kagayaku kin no ryuusei ga
Himitsu no DOA wo nuketekite
here we go
oh yeah oh yeah
yeah yeah yeah
shake shake
Konya wa tomaranai
Dakara ima wa oh yume no naka
MIRAA BOORU ga mawarimawaru
hurry up
oh yeah oh yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Dance Dance
Kimi no hitomi kara…
Shake Shake
Konya wa tomaranai…
Age↑tekina
Dance Dance
Kimi no hitomi kara kagayaku kin no ryuusei ga
Himitsu no DOA wo nuketekite
here we go
oh yeah oh yeah
yeah yeah yeah
shake shake
Konya wa tomaranai
Dakara ima wa oh yume no naka
MIRAA BOORU ga mawarimawaru
hurry up
oh yeah oh yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Samishikute setsunai hitori no yoru ni wa
Kietai kotoba wo sagashite
Himitsu no DOA wo nuketekite
here we go
oh yeah oh yeah
shake shake
Konya wa tomaranai
Dakara ima wa oh yume no naka
MIRAA BOORU ga mawarimawaru
hurry up
oh yeah oh yeah
yeah yeah yeah
oh yeah oh yeah
yeah yeah yeah
oh yeah oh yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Osamu: *groans from the floor*
Mei: Oh yeah. Forgot how low your stamina is. Sorry.
Midorikawa: It wasn't that bad...Master.
Kaze: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ame: Be quietGo
Osamu: Just!... To on.
Mei: Alright.
Murakami: Next one is from .
Yuki: Oh. Someone new.
Author, this show's great! Nice job! ;)
(first of all, I'm sorry if my English is bad))
1. Hyuse, did you like to pat Raijinmaru and touch its tummy? Yuma tell us if he'll try to lie))
2. Tachikawa, say that you admit that Jin is a better Board agent and fighter than you! Or make his any dare)) (Jin, in this case make him do something funny x))
3. Ninomiya… poor guy! Don't do any dares and go to rest from all these cruel people for next session!
4. And to finish list… Kako, kiss Kageru's bare chest, shoulders and neck with your lips, tongue, teeth and with everything else you want)) Kage… just enjoy x))))
TAT: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ~~~~~
Yuki: He gives his thanks. *claps hands*
Hyuse: Now what?
Yuki: Sorry, but we'll get Tachikawa-san to do that at the beginning of the next one.
Minoru: *looks at Ninomiya*. Looks like you got a lucky break.
Yuki: Almost.
Minoru:?
Jin: a Since him being a 'pet' is from this session, that has no effect on it. He's still stuck as a pet.
Minoru: Ah~~ I see.
Yuki: But he's still safe from other ones.
Kageura: Stop bringing me here!
Kako: *grins* I'm sure this'll be good.
Kaze: Is that last one really T rated?
Suzume: Honestly, I think they're all just trying to get to the border between T and M.
Jin: It still counts as T.
Yuki: Anyways. Hyuse-kun, your answer. *puts hand on Yuma's head* And don't forget we have our lie detector.
Yuma: 三3三
Hyuse:...*turns head*. Yeah...
Yuki: Right. Next would be...
Suzume: *taking pictures*
Kako: *kisses chest*
Kageura: Wh-what the hell!?
Kako: *licks shoulder*
Osamu:... *covering Chika's eyes*
Kako: *bites neck*
Kumagai: Why do we have to see this?
Takeshi: No one said you do. You could always turn around.
Kumagai: *eye twitch*
Kako: So? Did you enjoy?
Kageura: How could I enjoy something like that fork you, Phantom Hag!
Yuma: Liar. 三3三
Kageura: You damn shrimp!
Ame: This really is entertaining.
Kageura: Let's hurry the hell up!
Nasu: The last one is from Awesome Sauce.
Alright, alright. Stuff time!
1. Three people (Yuki, randomize it!)- Tape TAT's mouth and hang him up upside down!
2. If it's wearing off, Kage and Inu need to stay switched!
3. There is no number 3! The person who gets a choice dare is... Ninomiya! He may be a sourpuss, but I'll give him a chance for revenge!
Enjoy, characters! Hope you survive, because I need you for next chapter!
Yuki: Alright then. *claps hands*
Inukai-Kageura: Damn it! Not again!
Kageura-Inukai: Round three.
Yuki: *pulls three papers from hat* Ninomiya, Mikumo-kun, Ame-kun.
Ame: Me!?
Ninomiya: *takes out rope with dark aura*
TAT: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ~~~~~~~~
*3 minutes later*
Kumagai: *looking up* Seriously? It took you guys three minutes to do that?
Akane: I'm more shocked he didn't wake up.
Kageura-Inukai: I would have thought after the tenth hit to the head and twelfth to the stomach he would be away and yelling.
TAT: *slowly swinging*
Toby: Dude's a heavy sleeper I guess.
Shobu:...There's a problem...
Minoru: So what's your dare, Ninomiya?
Shobu:...Um...There's a big problem...
Ninomiya: Everyone who comes in next time has to do their dares in more exaggerated and destructive away. But it cannot hurt me.
Shobu:...
Mei: Damn. He's almost untouchable next time.
Osamu: Can we just end this now!
Yuki: Yeah. *turns to readers* We all hoped you-
Shobu: *tugs at Yuki's sleeve*
Yuki: Hm? Yes?
Shobu: *points to TAT* ...When he was sleeping before...Author-sama was breathing through his mouth...
Yuki: Oh no... *turns to readers* Remembertoleavemoretruthsanddares!
All: Until next time, bye!
Toby: What the hell are these ropes made out of!?