"Giant monsters, the thing of legends all across all forms of media, despite how impossible it would be for them to actually exist."
"Among the most requested and sought after fights of all is between Godzilla, the king of the monsters, and Clover, the destroyer of Manhattan."
"He's DAM and I'm Zivon, and we're here to look at their weapons, armor, and abilities to decide who would win a Death Battle."
"Starting off after being awoken by atomic bomb testing off Bikini Atoll, Godzilla is a centuries old being that feeds off radiation, and is part-time enemy and savior of mankind."
"He's a giant motherfucker who doesn't care for things like collateral damage to buildings or the fact he emits radiation levels lethal to humans, he's a badass."
"Speaking of radiation, Godzilla can shoot an atomic ray of pure radiation that can melt and destroy pretty much anything he aims it at, emit a short-range radiation pulse, or shoot it with enough force to...fly..."
"The fuck? Still not the weirdest Godzilla-related thing I've seen all day...I don't want to talk about it. He also can power it up into the powerful red spiral ray, capable of destroying his much more powerful clone, Space Godzilla, wait, what, Space Godzilla?!"
"Yes, Space Godzilla is a thing, moving on..."
"Oh."
"Even with all of his radioactive attacks, Godzilla's abilities are not yet limited. He has a regenerative ability, able to come back from being nothing but a heart or survive a meteor that destroyed a city like it was nothing."
"He's also really fucking strong, able to slam King Ghidorah like a ragdoll despite the fact he's 10,000 tons heavier than Godzilla, which helps since he's as strong as Thor!"
"Finally, Godzilla is able to channel greater strength from lightning itself, though he is vulnerable to man-made electricity, namely telephone wires."
"But, Big G isn't invincible, for example he got beat by King Kong and Mothra, the first is really over 20 feet tall and the other is...a giant moth."
"Despite his regenerative abilities, he has been killed before, most notably by the robot designed to kill him, MechaGodzilla 2."
"Wait, what?!"
"It's a thing. Finally, Godzilla is clumsy, slow, and some fights he has only survived because of outside help from his allies."
"But you know you're badass when you're a giant radioactive dinosaur who can ally himself with giant robots."
Godzilla rears back, baring his intimidating teeth and letting out a thunderous roar.
Godzilla:
Age: 65 Million Years Old
Height: 355 Feet
Weight: 90,000 Tons
Weapons and Abilities:
Teeth
Claws
Tail
Atomic Breath
Red Spiral Ray
Atomic Pulse
Regenerative Properties
Godly Strength and Durability
Feats:
Survived volcanoes, black holes, city-destroying asteroids, and being reduced to a heart
Killed 10 monsters in a row in rapid succession
Threw King Ghidorah around
As strong as Thor
Breath is so strong he can gain flight
Weaknesses:
Slow
Clumsy
Vulnerable to man-made electricity
Has been killed before
Defeated by less powerful enemies
Has relied on backup to win some fights
"A normal send-off party in Manhattan quickly spiraled into chaos as a giant monster made its way to the Big Apple."
"Clover became the stuff of legend since, a fucked up, Satan's wet dream legend."
"Clover, despite its power and glory, is still just a baby, meaning it is still larger and more dangerous, but even as a baby it can eat full-grown whales for breakfast."
"Let's see those pussies from Whale Wars throw butter at this! But it doesn't just eat media attention whores, Clover is covered in parasites it sheds just after birth, and these fuckers are nasty."
"The venom they carry causes a very bad case of anaphylactic shock where a person literally explodes. Not to mention it is incredibly strong, able to toss the Statue of Liberty's head, made of steel and copper, clear from Ellis Island into Manhattan. Keep in mind the head itself weighs just over 11 tons."
"Clover can rip buildings apart with its bare hands, survive artillery shells and bombs, and do all this on those spindly little legs."
"But, Clover is not what it appears to be. Being a baby, the creature is actually acting out in a scared manner, lashing out purely through fear. This means it is completely erratic and unpredictable in its current state, which may or may not benefit it."
"Not to mention it died after an airstrike took place that completely wiped out Manhattan, way too anticlimactic."
"Despite its shortcomings, no man would be foolish enough to confront the Cloverfield monster."
The head of the Statue of Liberty comes crashing through buildings before resting in the middle of the street, a distant roar signaling the city's panic.
Clover:
Age: Unknown, most likely no more than a week
Height: 250 feet
Weight: 6,400 tons
Weapons and Abilities:
Teeth
Claws
External Esophagi
Tail
Parasites
Incredibly Strong
Feats:
Threw the Statue of Liberty's head like a baseball
Tears apart buildings
Resistant to almost all forms of attack
Eats full-grown whales
Weaknesses:
Acting out in fear, no planning whatsoever
Eventually killed by airstrikes
"Alright, these combatants are set, let's settle this debate once and for all."
"It's time for a Death Battle!"
Cars and people bustle in the streets of Manhattan, all going about their lives on a sunny day. All of that changed when dozens began to scream as a grotesque gray beast rose from the ocean, its elongated for limbs bent at an awkward angle. It rose on its hind legs and let out a roar before tearing into its first skyscraper, flinging the shards of the building at the street, a massive pile up ensuing. The beast then goes throughout Manhattan, tearing into more buildings, knocking several over, and obliterating a news helicopter in one swipe. The beast raises its hands to crush a hospital, but it freezes mid-attack as the ground begins to tremble every so often. Clover gets back on all fours and turns to find a massive lizard with spikes radiating down its back behind it, the behemoth rearing back and letting out a thunderous roar.
FIGHT!
Clover bum rushes Godzilla, ramming head first into the lizard and sending them both crashing onto a small restaurant. Clover gets to its feet first, smashing its clawed hand into Godzilla's face, pounding his head further and further into the ground. The gray beast raises both hands to finish the job, but Godzilla's mouth opens and a blue ray fires out at Clover, blasting it in the face and sending the quadruped stumbling back, roaring in pain and rage. Godzilla rises and blasts the beast once more in the chest, stumbling Clover back even further until the blast takes Clover off its feet and sends it flying into the ocean, Godzilla moving in the direction of Clover's flight path to finish it.
Or so he thought.
A giant green ball came flying at Godzilla, crashing into his face with a deep, metallic "ting". Godzilla crashes back in a daze, the head of the Statue of Liberty by his side. The king of the monsters is unable to rise as Clover slams down onto him from atop a building, immediately going to work clawing into Godzilla. The strikes begin to tear through Godzilla's tough hide and Clover is eventually tearing chunks of flesh out of Godzilla's chest. Desperate, Godzilla begins to roar as Clover begins to tear deeper and deeper into him. Clover saw the beating heart in Godzilla's flayed chest, mouth open to sink its teeth into Godzilla's heart.
Now it was his turn. Godzilla began to spark with electricity before a huge wave of blue radiated from the giant lizard, rocketing Clover up into the air and crashing back down to earth on a crane. Clover slowly picks itself up as Godzilla begins its approach once more, his wounds healing shut. Clover spun around and whipped its tail right into Godzilla's face, but the gray beast let out a panicked roar as it turned to see its tail in Godzilla's teeth. With more pressure and a quick thrash, Godzilla bit Clover's tail in two, making the gray beast's jaw nearly unhinge as it roared in agony. Clover spun around, claws out to rip into Godzilla once more, but Godzilla ducks the blow and slams his own tail into Clover's face, nearly decapitating it from the torque. Enraged, Clover turns and sinks its teeth into Godzilla's shoulder, making the beast roar in anger as it sunk its own teeth into Clover's face, taking out both of its eyes. Blind and panicked, Clover releases Godzilla and swipes the air blindly, hoping to it the lizard. One last swing ends up with Godzilla grabbing Clover by the wrist and flipping Clover over him, slamming it back first onto the jagged remnants of the crane. Impaled through the stomach, Clover lets out another pained roar as Godzilla's back plates glow red, the king of the monsters unleashing a devastating red ray onto the quadruped's head, obliterating it in a gory spectacle, large chunks of skull and globs of brain splashing the surrounding block in a flood of blood. Observing its destroyed foe once more, Godzilla rears back and lets out an earth-shaking roar.
K.O.!
"Well...fuck...we broke New York, again."
"Clover is incredibly fast for its size and can easily outpace Godzilla, but Godzilla outclasses Clover in every other conceivable category. Godzilla can shoot rays of pure radiation at forces strong enough to lift it off the ground, and, since Godzilla 14 times heavier than Clover, this easily translates to kill Clover, the force alone is enough to crush him. Godzilla has the ability to survive almost anything thrown at him, including a city-leveling asteroid like it was nothing, while Clover was eventual killed by a series of bombs, plus, if repetitive attacks break through Godzilla's hide, he can heal from it just as quickly as the wounds appear. Additionally, Godzilla appears to have experience in boxing and judo, so he can best Clover in hand-to-hand combat. Most importantly, Godzilla is a smart creature, able to plan attacks as it goes into a non-stop state of destruction, while Clover acts completely in fear. Godzilla can easily use this to his advantage and take down Clover. Plus, Clover's parasites are only wolf-sized, so they pose no threat to Godzilla since they can't puncture his hide, even then their venom only affects humans, their venom won't harm a creature of Godzilla's size since they don't hurt Clover. Finally, despite Clover being just a baby, we can estimate the size of an adult Clover using the largest thing in the world, a blue whale, as a reference. At birth, a baby blue whale weighs 3 tons and is 25 feet long and, as an adult, it is 100 feet long and 210 tons in weight. Using this math on what we know about Clover, an adult clover may be 1,000 feet tall and weigh 448,000 tons. This makes an adult Clover over 3 times taller and over 5 times heavier than Godzilla, but Godzilla has fought enemies time and again more powerful than him and won. Additionally, we may never see adult Clovers as they are so large, the pressure on land would be so great they'd literally be crushed under their own weight like a beached whale. Even still, with no real powers, even an adult Clover would stand no chance against Godzilla's atomic powers."
"Looks like Clover wasn't so lucky against Godzilla."
"The winner is Godzilla."
Next Time on Death Battle:
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Vs.
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