Before we continue , THIS IS IMPORTANT, I have to make something very clear.
All of you guys who came here from KFF know that this is a DRABBLE SERIES I started for our page.
As in we don't just steal stuff from Tumblr, we make our own stories and such as well.
This being said, yes this "story" has a plot, a story line but this will not have any big blow up or break up's or fight that last for 10 chapters or something like that.
To Melody, who so cleverly noticed chapter titles begin with 'The One..." and connected it with Friends episode titles, I applaud you.
Basically, that's' what this is.
One chapter is one "glimpse" into the life of Famous!Klaine as they dig their way through normal and not so normal situations.
I have so many things planned out, as in I know where Kurt and Blaine will go in this "story" but this STILL remains a drabble series.
Also, to the KlaineLover who asked me if I read Interruptions, yes I have and it's one of my favorite stories but that's NOT why I have "time jumps" here.
I just like to add a little glimpse from the past when I feel like it will help to better understand why our boys react the way they do in a certain moment.
I just wanted to make that clear.
There will be no epic, earth shattering moments in this thing. Ups and downs? Oh God, of course! Petty and silly fights and jealously and adorable yelling, definitely. But nothing spectacular. Think of my version of Klaine here as Monica and Chandler from Friends cause I steal from them all the time.
Just with the paparazzi and stuff.
Ok, sorry for long AN, I just wanted to tell you guys this so I don't disappoint you along the way.
Love you all.
He's been warned.
Oh yes he was. Still, this was nothing like he expected.
These people were insane.
Yap, that was the only word for it.
Bat shit crazy.
Imagine a teenage party with too much booze that got out of control. Like that. Only worse.
Or better, depending on how you looked at it.
Casa de Locos sure knew how to throw a party, Blaine thought.
All around the bottom floor people were sprawled around, most of them drunk, of course. So, ok, maybe Blaine was a bit drunk too. Or a lot, whatever.
Kurt told him that they were close but seeing them like this? It was like one giant organism with 5 heads. And a pretty nose in the shape of Quinn.
So why was he surprised when he returned from the bathroom to find all five of them on the karaoke stage, drunk off their asses, dancing to "People like us" in what can only be previously rehearsed choreography?
They were swaying back and forth, obviously practiced, with people cheering them on.
At one point they just stopped dancing and started jumping around insanely (maybe that was part of the "choreography" too), screaming to each other, at the top of their voices.
They can't do nothing to you, they can't do nothing to me
This is the life that we choose, this is the life that we bleed
So throw your fists in the air, come out, come out if you dare
Tonight we're gonna change forever.
Yeah, they definitely did that before.
He spent the entire evening talking to Kurt and his friends, he met Quinn's sister, a beautiful brunette named Monica, he met Luke's girlfriend who was this tiny creature (snort, that's high coming from him) with long luscious locks ( AN-NO, IT IS NOT RACHEL BERRY -_- ) . They were amazingly easy to fit in with; everyone was welcoming.
He was in the middle of talking to Alisha, Oliver's girlfriend who happened to be a huge fan of his music (and who was Blaine to deny a fan) when Quinn cleared her throat on the stage.
"Get your sexy ass up here Hummel, I signed us up for our song," she announced just as Oliver joined Blaine and Alisha, snorting and taking out his phone.
"Dis gun be gud." he laughed out.
"What are you doing?" Blaine asked with a smile.
"Recording, duh. How do you think all those videos of Kurt end up online?" He quirked an eyebrow. "Luke has a blog, well, it's all of ours, I guess. Anyway, noting goes viral as fast as celebrity stuff on Tumblr. And Kurt and Quinn singing Peacock will be a hit."
Blaine choked on his own breath. "Sin- What?" he sputtered just as Quinn started singing and he turned his eyes to the stage.
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock.
"No fucking way." Blaine muttered eyeing two people on the stage.
Kurt was standing in the middle, his hand perched on his hip while Quinn was staring at him, licking her lips while singing the lyrics, taking step by step closer to him.
"Word on the street, you got somethin' to show me, me
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery, ee
I'm intrigued, for a peek, heard it's fascinating"
She sang as she got eye to eye with him, sinking her hand into his back pocket and pulling him roughly in.
"Come on baby let me see
What you're hidin' underneath"
She sang as she bit his chin, making him laugh.
"I am so fucking done." Blaine laughed out.
She slid her hand from his pocket and over his ass, winking at him. He mock gasped and turned away from her as if running away.
"What's up your sleeve
Such a tease
Wanna see the show
In 3D, a movie
Heard it's beautiful
Be the judge
And my girls gonna take a vote"
She continued to sing.
"Come on baby let me see
What you're hidin' underneath"
She mouthed as she plastered herself on his back, running her hand under the hem of Kurt's' shirt, but going upwards and Kurt bent his knees so he can place his head on her shoulder.
Kurt grabbed the mike and sang the next part:
"I want the jaw droppin', eye poppin', head turnin', body shockin'
(Uh, e, e, uh, uh, uh, e, e, uh)
I want my heart throbbin', ground shakin', show stoppin', amazin'
(Uh, e, e, uh, uh, uh, e, e, uh)"
He turned his head and sent a wink towards Blaine, making him spit out his drink.
Quinn laughed and ran her hands at the front of Kurt's thighs, moving them up and down, all the while grinding into him, singing into his ear. He smiled into the lyrics, pushing his ass back into her, making her laugh in return.
"Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a bitch
I'm a peace out if you don't give me the pay off
Come on baby let me see
What you're hidin' underneath"
Kurt sang as he straightened up and Quinn grabbed his hips with both hands and pulled him backwards into her, making him giggle. Bastard actually giggled.
"Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
What you're waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see
What you're hidin' underneath"
They sang together but Quinn all but wailed that last line.
Kurt spun, garbing her waist roughly, moving his hips forward and she wrapped her arms around his neck.
"Skip the talk, heard it all, time to walk the walk
Break me off, if you bad, show me who's the boss
Need some goose, to get loose, come on take a shot
Come on baby let me see
What you're hiding underneath"
They moved their hips to the beat, putting on a show.
Blaine's jaw was somewhere on the floor. How the fuck was Kurt doing that? Selling it like that with a girl? Blaine knew Kurt and Quinn had kissing scenes together and he knew Kurt was a brilliant actor but this was just too much to believe. Right there in front of him, Kurt was seducing a girl, all the while shimmying his hips into her lap and he was powerless to do anything but drool.
One day...
Kurt broke his eye contact with Quinn and looked directly into Blaine's.
"I want the jaw droppin', eye poppin', head turnin', body shockin'
(Uh, e, e, uh, uh, uh, e, e, uh)
I want my heart throbbin', ground shakin', show stoppin', amazin'
(Uh, e, e, uh, uh, uh, e, e, uh)"
He moaned and winked at him again, just as Quinn ran her hands all over Kurt's' body avoiding the said peacock, slapping his ass as he turned away from her but yanking his hand again as he tried to escape.
"Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a bitch
I'm a peace out if you don't give me the pay off
Come on baby let me see
What you're hidin' underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
What you're waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see
What you're hidin' underneath"
They sang with huge smiles on their faces, their mouths almost touching. All the while their hands were exploring waists, thighs, shoulders. If you didn't knew one of the people there was as gay as they get...Kurt was selling this shit like a boss.
"Oh my God no exaggeration
Boy all this time was worth the waiting
I just shed a tear
I am so unprepared"
Quinn pretended to get light headed, fanning herself and Kurt took over the next part, holding her by the waist, supporting her weight.
"You got the finest architecture
End of the rainbow looking treasure
Such a sight to see
And it's all for me.
BETTER BE"
He added with another smile as both him and Quinn dissolved into laughter on ending the song. They were greeted with a roaring applause, people who were here for the first time not being able to believe what they just saw.
"Blaine is having a stroke." James said as he joined his brother. "He's gonna kill you when he sobers up if you upload that," he pointed to the phone.
"Like I care, this is worth dying for." Oliver said.
"Wait, seriously, you're gonna upload that?" Alisha looked up at her boyfriend as if he's gone crazy.
"Duuh" he grinned at her, kissing her forehead as he left the room.
"I said Blaine is having a stroke, what do I do with him?" James called after his brother.
"Shut up, I'm fine." Blaine cleared his throat. 'That was..." he tried to articulate.
"Hot as fuck?" Alisha offered.
"Fuck yes!" Blaine groaned. "Excuse me, I'm gonna go over there and... And..."
"Give us another thing to record and post online? " James tried.
Blaine flipped him off with a smile and left to stand next to his obviously magical boyfriend.
"What do you think Anderson?" Quinn kissed his cheek. "Granted, I forgot my sock but that was still good, I think."
"Sock?" Blaine asked in confusion and Kurt laughed.
"She's an idiot. We had to kiss for the seventh movie, like really, really kiss so we kinda practiced." Kurt explained. "So, in order to make things easier for me, like the idiot she is and the brilliant friend she is also, she actually stuck a sock down her pants whenever we practiced."
"Actually, there were two socks, I didn't want to disappoint. I'd like to think that if I were a guy I'd be a guy with a big dick." Quinn had this proud smile on her face that clearly said 'Am I a perfect little fucker or what?' and it made Blaine laugh. "Holy shit, you actually did that?"
"Fuck you, I was trying to help. " she stuck her tongue at him. "And it worked. Have you seen us up there?" she asked with a raised eyebrow. "We're hoooot."
"That you are." Blaine nodded, looking at Kurt with hooded eyes.
"Quinn this is where you leave cause I intend to grab parts of Blaine that you don't want to see me grabbing." Kurt said with a smile.
"Are you insane? Not want to see? Can I take pictures?" she asked in hopeful voice.
"Leave Quinn." Kurt said, not looking at her but staring at Blaine.
She huffed out a "I put sock in my pants for you and this is how you repay me" and left, leaving them to dance ridiculously close to another song coming from the karaoke stage.
"So, when do I get to take you out for a real date?" Blaine asked Kurt, leaning into him.
Kurt smirked. "What's wrong with house full of drunk people making noise? Not casual enough for you?"
"No, but I'm not interested in those people, I'm interested in you." he whispered before he placed his lips on Kurt's, kissing him for all he's worth.
Aaaand cue to Kurt go into overdrive.
Cause, imagine if you were a fangirl (author's note: I am sorry, I have to snort here.)
Imagine not just objectifying someone for a long time, but actually admiring that person, loving every single thing that person does. Imagine having this sexy, stunning man you never thought you'd get kissing you with so much passion you feel like your knees will give out.
Well, imagine that and you may be where Kurt is right now. Trapped between heaven and hell.
Heaven cause duh, Blaine Anderson was pressing up against him and hell, cause said prude who wasn't a prude at all wanted to take things slowly.
Stupid scruff wearing idiot.
Which is why Kurt took the most of it, keeping his lips glued to Blaine's for the entire party.
The thing that was killing him was the fact that he discovered Blaine moaned oh so deliciously at every swipe of his tongue that it was driving him insane. So who could blame Kurt when he tackled him in the kitchen and placed wet kisses all over his neck? He's only human.
And as for Blaine?
He was *this* close to just ditching the whole 'let's be romantic and take this slow' plan.
Kurt was so hot and he obviously wanted him so bad that it was nearly impossible to resist him.
So he thought that he might try to defuse the tension a bit by indulging in small pleasures. Like kissing a lot. Or running his hands over Kurt's back or...Or moaning like a filthy whore when Kurt would moan in return and push him against the first solid surface.
So they tried talking and dancing,
Dancing was epic fiasco.
They would start like a normal people, then get closer and before you know it they were grabbing each others hips, pulling them closer or Kurt would turn around, wrap his arm around Blaine's neck and grind his ass back.
So dancing was OFF the table until you learn to behave like a normal person and not like a horny animal you are, they said to themselves. That worked like a charm.
So they did the talking.
With their tongues down each other throats, apparently.
But they did talk.
Kurt pulled back for air, smiling. "Oh God, you taste amazing."
"It's not me, it's tequila." Blaine panted against his mouth, biting Kurt's bottom lip.
Kurt moaned again and closed his eyes. "Let's just go upstairs, I promise I'll be nice."
Blaine laughed out loud. "You will not seduce me, you little minx. We made a deal, we take this slowly."
"I can be slow." Kurt whispered in his ear. "I can be so slow you'll beg me to go faster."
Blaine groaned and all but crashed their mouth's together.
"All right, break it up, we have games to play and people to mock." Birthday boy came between them and Kurt whined when his lips left Blaine's. "You'll get to do that later little fella." he patted Kurt's head.
"I'm not little," he pouted.
"Blaine, Kurt is not little." Luke hissed at the man, making him snort.
"I know." he winked.
"He knoooows." Luke mock whispered. "You showed him? You slut."
"Oh God, shut up, will you?" Kurt groaned. "For the last time, we did not have sex, ok?"
"Then how does he know you're hung, huh?" Luke got in Kurt's face.
"He doesn't you moron, shut up I said." he turned to Blaine. 'I'm so sorry; he's drunk and crazy. We usually keep him in the basement but he broke free."
Blaine just waved it off as more people migrated into the room, sitting around the bar.
"Ok, who wants to play?" James asked.
About ten or so people raised their hands.
"Just so you know, since most of you already played with us before, Kurt has warned us that we must not tease the new guy. That's' Blaine over there", he pointed to Blaine, who was back to kissing Kurt. "As you can see he's Kurt's new arm candy and lip candy and suck and chew toy so we must be nice to him. You guys know Blaine." he slurred, "Guys make him turned on like he's living a teenage dream or something."
"Do not start without us, do not start without us." Quinn stumbled into the room, dragging Ema, Alisha and her sister Monica with her. "We wanna play. We have, " she burped and then laughed at herself, "juicy stuff to share, too."
"Just how juicy are we talking about?" Blaine finally let go of Kurt's lips and asked.
"Oh very," he was honest. "They pick and probe and make you humiliate yourself and then you get to humiliate them and it's really fun." Kurt beamed. Damn, they were drunk.
"Do I wanna play this?" Blaine smiled at him and Kurt nodded vigorously. "Yeah, it's awesome. I get blackmail material to last me for a month out of this."
"Ok, we're gonna let the birthday boy go first. Everyone has their shots?" Sean asked and everyone nodded. "Luke my man, the floor is yours."
Luke bowed and lifted his glass. "Never have I ever gave anyone a blowjob."
"Booo, that's boring." Quinn yelled as she drank. Kurt rolled his eyes and did the same, so did James, Blaine, Alisha and Monica.
"Seriously?" Kurt turned to Ema. "Never?"
"Nope." she smiled. "But few more bears and that might change. There's a cute guy named Brian here."
"Ok, my turn." Sean grabbed a shot. "Never have I ever went down on a girl"
"All the boys around the table other than Kurt and Blaine drank, but surprise surprise so did Quinn and James.
"What the fuck dude, aren't you gay?" Blaine gawked at him.
"I wasn't always gay." He laughed out.
"Yeah, before he parked his booty in Gayville he dated girls." Kurt enlightened Blaine.
"Fuck my life, who was it and why don't we know about it?" Sean asked loudly, looking at Quinn.
"Cause I have secreeets," she laughed back. "It was just a one night stand and she was hooot" Quinn closed her eyes and moaned.
"I may not be gay after all." James told them.
"Yeah right." I have a tape that proves otherwise." Kurt snorted.
"Speaking of, hand it over Hummel, it's not funny anymore." James narrowed his eyes.
"Not happening. My Turn." Kurt announced. "Never have I ever got arrested for sex in public place."
"Oh screw you." Sean stuck out his tongue before he took his shot.
'Oh my God, really?" One of the people around the bar asked.
"That was one of the best days ever." Luke laughed. "We got a phone call saying that we have to bail him and Shanon. You have no idea how much we teased them for that."
"Oh I can imagine." Blaine murmured.
"Anyway, thank God that guy that arrested them went to school with Tom's dad otherwise our little voyeur would be all over the news." Oliver poked annoyed looking Sean.
"Never have I ever made my boyfriend scream so loud entire house full of drunk people heard him." James said with a wink.
"Oh fuck you." Kurt flipped him off as he took his shot.
"Wow, wow, I wanna hear more." Blaine looked impressed. Yes, let's call turned on impressed from now on, kay?
"Oh well few years ago-" Oliver started.
"I said shut up." Kurt raised his hand up, and then turned to Blaine. "Nothing happened."
"Bwhahaha." Luke almost choked on his beer. "Now YOU shut up. Basically we locked Tom and Kurt in the pantry one Halloween party for like an hour. Kurt was drunk and Tom was drunk but Tom is a big guy, have you notice how big Tom is?
"Yeah, get to the good part, I've seen Tom." Blaine rolled his eyes fondly.
'Anyyyway, we locked them in and after like 10 minutes there were these screams and grunts coming from the pantry. So naturally we-"
"Grabbed chips and beers and went to listen?" Blaine quipped.
"No, we were young and innocent back then." Luke said.
"You were NEVER innocent, asshole." Kurt laughed.
"We went to let them out." Luke continued as if he wasn't interrupted. "So we open the doors and Kurt has Tom bent over the table, and he is slamming like there's no tomorrow, all the while Tom is screaming his damn throat out. That was my first sexual identity crisis" Luke announced proudly.
"Oh my God." Blaine turned to look at Kurt, who was red in the face. "You little minx, I knew there's more to you than meets the eye." he eyed Kurt's lips and Kurt just leaned in and closed the gap between them.
"Break it up jerks." Quinn pulled Kurt's elbow. "We make out later, we drink now," she grabbed a shot. "Never have I ever had butt sex." she rocked on her heels and almost fell.
"Booo, now you're boring." Kurt drained his glass, so did Blaine, James and Monica.
"Eeew, you're younger than me, slag." Quinn narrowed her eyes at her sister.
"I'm in college, when am I gonna try stuff out if not now?" she stuck her tongue at her sister.
"I'll drink to that and Blaine will take off his pants, how's that?" Kurt teased and Blaine just rolled his eyes.
Monica lifted her glass. "Never have I ever had threesome"
James eyed her as if she personally offended him and took a shot. When people just stared at him he almost yelled. "Identity crisis, people. Have some perspective."
He grabbed the glass again. "Never have I ever slept with a complete stranger."
This time only Kurt and Monica drank.
"What?" Blaine groaned. "You?" he eyed Kurt. "You slept with a complete stranger?"
He couldn't believe this. Did Kurt lied to him when he said he was only with two people. But then again, why would he lie to him?
"Yap. Ian was a hook up. That was a great night." he fist bumped and grinned at Oliver. "You met Alison that night, man she was LOUD." he laughed and then looked at Alisha and both guys mouthed "Sorry." as Oliver leaned in to place a kiss on her lips, making her smile. "Assholes." she muttered.
"Wait, hold on, wait a freaking minute. You hooked up with Ian? And then you ...What?" all that drinking wasn't helping Blaine to think.
"We were at a party and I was drunk. He was hot and he came on to me and we had sex. It was hot so he called me again and well...Two years man, two years I was with that guy." Kurt ticked on his fingers like a child.
"You had a long, meaningful relationship with a guy you slept on the night you met him?" Ema was amazed. "Damn boy, what CAN'T you do?"
"I'm badass, bitches." Kurt took a shot for no reason.
Blaine was just staring at him. It was like Kurt Hummel was a creature from some urban legend. Every single stereotype in the world, it seemed like Kurt can break it. Prejudice was the last thing Blaine was a slave too but he was really having a hard time figuring the mystery that is Kurt Hummel. Kurt was...
One of a kind, as it seemed.
"Blaine's turn." Oliver handed him a glass. "Must I ask a sexual question?"
"No grandpa, you can ask us anything you want." James answered.
"Never have I ever had a crush on celebrity." he went for it.
"Oh you're such bag of dicks." Kurt drank up and so did everyone other than Quinn.
"Oh you're lying." Luke confronted them both.
"I swear, I never had crush on anyone famous." Quinn said.
"And you?" he accused, panting at Blaine.
"Nope. Wait, does Kurt count?" He thought hard.
"I'm more popular than all of you put together, what kind of question is that? Does Kurt count?" he mocked. "Drink up, prude."
James grabbed a glass, all the while mouthing: "OMG, OMG, OMG. Never have I ever had sex with Kurt Hummel."
Everyone laughed but no one took a shot. Quinn turned to Blaine. "Seriously? Then what the hell were you knocking over? Oh I'll ask. Never have I ever given Kurt a hand job." Round of laughter but no one drank this time either.
"Blowjob?" Monica offered and Quinn patted her shoulder. "You go, sis."
No one drank this time either.
"They really did nothing." Oliver pretended to sob into his brother's shoulder. "We ate rotten chips because of them and they did nothing."
"Change of subject now that we have determined I had zero sex with Blaine." Kurt shook his fist angrily at Blaine, making him laugh. "Never have I ever been cheated on. That I know of." He shrugged and Blaine punched his shoulder playfully, taking his shot.
So did James, Monica and Ema.
"Who the hell would cheat on you?" Ema narrowed her eyes at Blaine.
"An asshole.' Blaine informed.
"And you." he pointed at James. "What happened to you?"
"Oh I fucked up first, it wasn't his fault." James said. "I cheated with this guy and I was stupid enough to tell him and then he cheated on me and dumped my ass. Not that I blame him." his voice was barely more than a whisper.
"Ok, game of Never Have I ever is over." Oliver said loudly as he wrapped his arm around his brother's shoulder. " Let's move the party to another location, if you w ill follow me." He gestured and everyone but Kurt and Blaine left.
"What was that all about?" Blaine furrowed his eyebrows.
"Oh James gets emotional when he's drunk. I don't think he's over Kelan yet. Or ever will be. He's actually the guy he became gay for." Kurt almost smiled. "Sorry for the phrasing but he had no idea he liked the D. Then one-day Kelan shows up and BAM! James is all over him."
"Why did he cheat then?" Blaine was confused.
"Dude, it's not like he intentionally did it." Kurt stood up for his friend even though he knew Blaine meant no harm. "They had fight and James stormed out and this guy was all over him for weeks and they got drunk. They didn't even had actual sex but he did wake up in our house, in James's bed just as Kelan came over to try and work things out."
"Oh man." Blaine was sympathetic. "I'm sorry."
"Yeah, that was rough. I was so pissed at James, we all were. They were each other's firsts and they really loved each other. I think they still do." Kurt eyed his friend across the room.
"Do you still love Ian and Tom?" Blaine asked. It was just conversational, he wasn't praying.
Kurt thought for a moment about how to phrase it.
"Tom was my first kiss. My first real boyfriend, my first everything. I do love him, I'll always love him. But I am not in love with him. I haven't been for years. And Ian..." Kurt wondered off, "I think I never really gave him a chance, to be honest."
"What do you mean?" Blaine asked, taking Kurt's hand.
"I guess..." Kurt tried to find the right words. "I guess the whole thing was a write off in my head from moment one. I mean, it was a hook up." He smiled bitterly. "How can you expect it to be anything more than that? You go into it with a clear conviction that that's' all there is, just sex and nothing else. And you don't ever give that person a real chance, you know?"
"But, you two were together for so long." Blaine struggled to understand.
"We were." Kurt nodded. "And it ended up like a total disaster. But I did love him." He turned to look at Blaine. "Please don't think I'm some heartless person who spent all that time with someone I didn't love. Cause I did, it just...It just wasn't right."
"Hey, you don't have to justify yourself to me. You don't have to explain anything, it's ok. It's your life and you know why you do the things you do." Blaine was pretty articulate for a drunken person.
"But you are a part of that life. At least, I want you to be." Kurt admitted.
"I want to be a part of it, too." Blaine whispered, leaning in.
"You're not one, you know?" Kurt told him and Blaine creased his brow, not understanding.
"Hook up." Kurt explained. "You're not one. I may tease and push you but I'm glad you're so sweet and you want us to date properly before we do anything. It's admirable."
"Yeah, I have good ideas every once and while." He shrugged with a small smile. "Just as long as you understand that I do want to do all hose things cause you're so sexy it hurts, kay?" He kissed Kurt to point out just how much he meant it.
"Mmm" Kurt hummed into the kiss. "You better be worth the entire wait." he smiled against Blaine's lips.
Blaine just wrapped his arms around Kurt's waist and lifted him of the ground. "You're amazing." he twirled him around and they fell to the floor. "Oh my God, you're crushing my everything." Blaine laughed out as Kurt fell on top of him.
"Well, we wouldn't want that, now would we." He winked as he got up and extended a hand for Blaine to take. "Come on, I have something to show you."
That's it for now :)
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