Hey every one! OK, I know that I have not updated in a while but I have a lot of good reasons. For one I went on vacation to New York City stayed in the Waldorf=Astoria, saw The Addams Family the musical with Nathan Lane (the best actor ever!) and a lot of other awesome stuff. I have also had so much work I have had to do for school. Tests and quizzes, and now to top it all off we have to start working on stuff for the states standardized testing. Great. Anyway I just saw the original version of The Shining and it was not scary at all. My mom was like closing her eyes and stuff when jack was knocking down the door at the "here's Johnny" part and I just kept laughing. Really not scary at all. Anyway better get right to the story now!

[Scene One: On the plane]

Gabi: Don't you understand, I'm not a vampire! Yet…

Hugo [A/N: He's the BIV guy, and I figured Hugo's a good name]: I sincerely doubt that. You are in the company of two known vampires and have information on Dracula, the most famous vampire ever to live.

Aro: I'm famous!

Hugo: Ha! So you admit you're a vampire?

Aro: I never said that.

[Scene Two: At the Cullen's house]

Demetri: [Awkwardly] So…

Jasper: [Awkwardly] So…

Charlie: [Yelling] Why does everyone hate my mustache?!

Jane: It's ugly, weird, smells bad… [Jane goes on a rant about the mustache until Felix's phone rings]

Felix: Yo?

Gabi: Hey Felix, its me. I need a lawyer.

Felix: [Excited] Gabi! [to everyone] Everyone, its Gabi! She's alive!

Edward: I never threatened anybody's life with a switchblade knife! [he starts fake sobbing into Bella's shoulder]

Alice: [Shaking with anger] If she dare touches my car, ever again…

[Scene Three: In the plane and at the Cullen's house]

Gabi: [On the phone, telling about everything's that's been happening] …and now there's this person from [air quotes] "The Bureau of Investigation of Vampires" who keeps quoting Rocky Horror!

Felix: Don't wor- [Demetri grabs the phone]

Demetri: SUPER DEMETRI TO THE RESCUE!

[Scene Three: A few hours later in the BIV headquarters]

Hugo: Yes, I have finally captured three vampires and I have information on Dracula! Soon I will rule BIV, and then the world! [starts laughing evilly and Gabi, Alec, and Aro stare at him, looking very disturbed]

Gabi: Three things. One, are you talking to yourself? That's the first sign of insanity. Two, I have a way better evil laugh then you will ever hope to have. And three, I AM NOT A VAMPIRE! You have no right to be keeping us here and when I get out I will have my parents who are hippie lawyers go out and SUE YOU! Ha, ha! What do you think now, Hugo?

Hugo: [Seriously] I think that… [excited] I have even more proof that you're a vampire!

Gabi: You idiot!

Okay I know its short and not my best but its something right? Anyway got to go and happy Easter and Passover!