A/N: Hello my precious flowers I hope you're all doing well! This week was a lot busier than I was expecting it to be; uni got a bit hectic and I had some last minute costume amendments to do for Comicon London this Saturday (Let me know if you're going! I'm so excited!)
So unfortunately this weeks updates consists of a mini filler chapter; it's literally just random text conversations I envision them to have lolI'll probably upload some drawings over the weekend as well :)
Let me know what you think about this; if it flops I won't bother with any more fillers so be honest!
[Group Chat] Lance's Bitches
[03:05] Pidgeon: Guys I have a problem
[03:06] Lancey Lance: Katie I swear to GOD if this is a maths question I already told you to message Hunk and leave me out of it
[03:06] Hunk of love: Pidge what's wrong?
[03:06] Pidgeon: I'm locked out
[03:07] Lancey Lance: Problem: you're an idiot
[03:07] Lancey Lance: Solution: brain transplant
[03:08] Hunk of love: A brain transplant will be highly unlikely to succeed
[03:08] Pidgeon: Yeah I'd probably just die
[03:09] Lancey Lance: Either way you'd stop being an idiot so I stick my solution
[03:09] Pidgeon: You're a dick
[03:10] Pidgeon: I hate you
[03:11] Lancey Lance: Only 50% of that statement is true
[03:11] Pidgeon: That fact that I hate you is true
[03:13] Lancey Lance: Then that means I'm not a dick and you have no reason to hate me
[03:14] Pidgeon: But why would I love you if you're a dick
[03:15] Lancey Lance: I don't know you're the one that loves me lol
[03:15] Pidgeon: You fucker
[03:16] Lancey Lance: Hey you're the one who woke us up at stupid o clock and you need our help
[03:16] Lancey Lance: So I suggest you play nice
[03:16] Hunk of love: He has a point Pidge
[03:17] Pidgeon: UUURRRRGGGHHHHH
[03:17] Pidgeon: Fine
[03:18] Pidgeon: Can I please get my spare key off one of you?
[03:21] Pidgeon: GUYS!
[03:21] Lancey Lance: No can do baby doll
[03:21] Lancey Lance: You took them off us
[03:22] Lancey Lance: Something about no longer trusting us around Doritos
[03:25] Pidgeon: You scum bags ate all of my cool ranch Doritos!
[03:25] Pidgeon: All 4 bags!
[03:27] Lancey Lance: Worth it
[03:27] Lancey Lance: But yeah sorry no key
[03:28] Pidgeon: This is the worst
[03:30] Lancey Lance: No you know that's the worst?
[03:30] Lancey Lance: The fact that Hunk has managed to fall back to sleep and has left me to deal with you alone!
[03:30] Lancey Lance: Wake.
[03:31] Lancey Lance: Up.
[03:31] Lancey Lance: You.
[03:31] Lancey Lance: Bastard!
[03:31] Pidgeon: This is going to end badly...
[03:32] Lancey Lance: WAKE UP!
[03:32] Hunk of Love: If you keep me up one more time with your infernal messages I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish! – Shay xx
[Hunk of Love left Lance's Bitches]
[03:34] Lancey Lance: Oh shit
[03:35] Pidgeon: Now you've done it
[03:35] Pidgeon: So...about my problem...
[03:36] Lancey Lance: Just come to mine Pidge
[03:36] Lancey Lance: You can call the landlord tomorrow morning
[03:37] Pidegon: You sure?
[03:37] Lancey Lance: Yeah course
[03:38] Pidgeon: Okay good cos I'm outside
[03:38] Lancey Lance: Asdfghjkl!
[14:15] Lil Bro: Do you think snakes look at lizards and get jealous?
[14:20] My best friend in the whole world: Keith...are you high?
[14:21] Lil Bro: God I wish
[14:21] Lil Bro: Fuck you Shiro when did you change your contact name
[14:23] Shito: About time you realised I did that
[14:23] Shito: I changed it ages ago, proof of how LITTLE you text me![14:24] Shito: I'm your brother Keith! I deserve better than this!
[14:25] Lil Bro: I'm gonna to tell Allura what you had her saved under when you started going out...
[14:26] Shito: ...
[14:26] Shito: So jealous snakes huh?
[14:27] Lil Bro: Yeah cos they look just like lizards but without legs so do they get jealous that they were so close to being lizards but then got fucked over?
[14:30] Shito: I honestly don't know what to say...
[14:31] Shito: Hey Keith it's Allura! 1) You HAVE to tell me what he saved me under
[14:31] Shito: 2) Snakes have probably learnt to self love as they live their lives with such grace
[14:32] Shito: Also they can eat the mf
[14:33] Li Bro: Your answer is bs but I accept it
[14:33] Lil Bro: Maybe I will tell you...
[14:34] Shito: Please don't
[14:35] Lil Bro: I dunno...I heard secrets in relationships are bad...
[14:37] Shito: That's it. You're grounded.
[14:38] Lil Bro: Hahahaha
[14:40] McStabbers: Do you think snakes are jealous of lizards?
[14:45] Cuba Libre: Dude wtf?!
[14:50] McStabbers: Cos like they look like lizards without legs so are they mad that they were so close to being a lizard but got fucked over?
[14:52] Cuba Libre: I...
[14:53] Cuba Libre: Shit…are they jealous?
[14:55] McStabbers: I mean like I would be if I was a snake
[14:56] Cuba Libre: Shit...
[14:56] Cuba Libre: OMG
[14:57] Cuba Libre: Those poor snakes!
[14:58] McStabbers: Right?! They were screwed over!
[15:07] McStabbers: ?
[15:10] Cuba Libre: Hey dude I don't know what you've done but I think you broke Lance – Hunk
[15:11] McStabbers: Wait what?
[15:12] Cuba Libre: He just keeps muttering about the poor snakes
[15:13] Cuba Libre: He just asked me if it's possible to build legs for snakes...
[15:14] McStabbers: OMG
[15:14] McStabbers: Err tell him they've probably learnt to self love...
KH freak 813: It's gonna be good! Sorry I couldn't deliver it for this week but it'll be soon.
Resa: Aw that's adorable! Lucky you to have little Nathan in your life :)
Chrysmcar: Hahaha he has no idea what's coming for him!
ADemonInATeacup: Thank you so much I'm so glad you like it! I hope this filler appeased you while I work on the next main chapter! Gotta nail this Pidge and Hunk encounter lol
Dani1991: OMG I'm so honoured that you gave my story a chance and you actually enjoyed it! That means so much to me! Hahaha God I wish I drew that; no it's not my art but it was probably the same one I saw that gave me the idea of dressing Lance in it for this fic. I have done some drawings for this story though if you want to check it out! The link to my tumblr is on my bio but you can go on tumblr and search TeaWithTheHatter - posts