"Frisk talking."

Frisk thinking.

"Chara talking."

Chara thinking.

Normal.

Words in all caps are in-game terms.

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14: Plans? What Plans?

When a boy in a red vest and a straw hat fell from the sky, Nami knew her day had just gotten strange, to say the very least. It wasn't the strangest part of her day, that had been the clowns she had stolen from, but it was definitely up there. Still, the thief had always been an opportunist. And when opportunity came falling out of the sky, quite literally in this case, you take it.

"Boss!" the woman called out happily, assuming the role she was creating as she went, "You came to rescue me! I'll let you take care of these guys."

Luffy just stared, confused, but he didn't have much time to ponder what the orangette had just said as several burly circus-themed pirates decided to attack him. In just under a minute, they were all out cold and Luffy was off to find food. He had faith his sisters and his swordsman would find him eventually. Not to mention that if he got more food, Chara would stop being angry with him.

The strange woman who had used him as a scapegoat, however, had other plans. She smiled politely and offered him food and Luffy would drop dead before refusing a meal. Naturally, he followed the woman with his positively mind-boggling level of enthusiasm and the thief had the sneaking suspicion that the strangeness of her day wasn't even close to over.

-:-

"Frisk, will you please stop that?" Chara asked, her tone sweet enough, but there was a certain bitterness to her words. The pacifist just frowned, still looking with fear at the horizon.

"Chara, he could be in trouble!" the younger sister exclaimed harshly, "How can you be so calm?!"

"Firstly, this is Luffy we're talking about. Of course he's in trouble, genius. It would be shocking if he wasn't in trouble for once. Secondly, you know as well as I do that he can handle himself, so stop worrying. That's my job. Thirdly, will you please stop pacing? You're going to tip the boat over," the genocider stated with a level of complacent irritation she only reserved for Frisk and, on occasion, Luffy. Frisk sat next to Zoro with a huff, pouting at her sister. Said sister pulled out another chocolate bar that the swordsman was now starting to believe was carried in a pocket dimension residing within her shorts' pocket. Honestly, just how the hell did she do that?

"You've been oddly calm about this, Zoro," Frisk snarked at the man for no real reason other than being extremely salty. The man just shrugged, to the closed-eyed girl's annoyance. She sent expressions of anger at both of her companions, ignoring the three men that were rowing feverishly towards their destination.

"Seriously, could either of you two show a hint of concern right now?! Or be anything other than creepily calm?" Chara and Zoro simultaneously gave a look of you're-totally-overreacting-right-now and the pacifist of the group just gave an exaggerated sigh.

"You said it yourself, Frisk," Zoro said in a level voice, "We'll find him on the next island. He'll be just fine. What happened to you being the voice of reason earlier?"

"What happened was that there is now a certain level of threat! Did you two not hear that there are other pirates on that island? Knowing Luffy, he'll do something to pick a fight with him!" Chara gave an undignified snort of laughter at that.

"Thank you, Captain Obvious, for that brilliant observation. Sh*t, you might as well have said, 'water is wet.' It's a given Luffy's gonna get into a fight. I was only worried that we wouldn't be able to find him, but since I'm pretty sure we will, it's fine. Plus, if he does get into a fight, we just follow the sounds of someone getting an a##whupping."

"...Your lack of priorities truly astounds me at times."

"Coming from the masochist who gives not a single f*ck about nearly dying in a whirlpool."

"That was different!" she defended. Chara gave her a blank look.

"Just...how? Please, I would love to know how our brother being reasonably within the realms of being okay worries you more than all three of us almost dying in a barrel. Just run that logic by me, for the sake of posterity," the genocider questioned with a barely repressed smirk. Frisk, wisely, decided to drop the subject. Their swordsman just a laughed at the story.

"Wait, what?" he asked through his chuckles. Chara grinned and Frisk had a feeling she was in for a bad time. The elder sister just gave a smile that promised future humiliation.

Soon, the six pirates found themselves in a small town. They pulled into the docks and the instant the two sisters stepped on dry land, a shiver went up their spines. Chara looked at the pacifist with a face of pure unease.

"Did you feel that?" she muttered in anxiety masked by annoyance. Frisk nodded, sweating slightly as she took a deep breath. With a look of determination, she faced a tall building some ways into town.

"Yup. My Luffy senses are tingling."

"Sonuvab*tch."

-:-

Sans sighed, looking up at the blank expanse of ceiling above him. He had about a week until he was sent on his mission to observe Monkey D. Luffy. Basically, the Boss had put him and Asriel on babysitting duty. Which was all fine and dandy, but putting into consideration that the boy's father was literally the most wanted man in the world and his grandfather was a Marine hero, he figured that he had his work cut out for him. Suddenly, he felt a shiver engulf him.

"huh. that was weird," he commented. With the shiver came the overwhelming feeling that his life was going to get a whole lot weirder.

A/N: Hey peoples! I. Have. UPDATED! Yay me! Even though the chapter is kinda short... You guys honestly have no idea how hard it was for me to get my lazy a## typing. And when I did start writing, it was for an original story of mine, because, as you all probably know, my brain hates me. As always, feel free to review or PM me. Still looking for ideas, cuz I don't want this to be a rehash of One Piece, just with a few new characters haphazardly thrown in here. Also, just wanted to put this out there, a reviewer call 1 literally said I was too great for this world. That made my entire year right there. Til my next random update!

~Lizard-senpai