Hey people! I'm back... Slightly later than expected. So I'll post the next chapter after this a day early to say sorry for making you wait so long. Anyway...
Chapter 14
"Roselia's evolving? But how?" Emma asked as she watched her Pokemon grow.
"Well, it looks like Bronzors covered in sick act like Shiny Stones." Allen looked in the back of his walkthrough. Roselia stopped glowing and had fully evolved into Roserade. Emma then threw a Pokeball at Bronzor while it was distracted by the bizarre evolution. The Pokeball rocked a few times then dinged. It was caught.
"Right, let's go." Emma recalled Roserade and started walking off. Allen followed. When they entered the next route there were two items floating in mid-air. Allen took both of them and walked off. The two came across a cave and Allen checked the walkthrough, they went inside. Half way through the cave a man with spiky light blue hair ran up to them.
"Greetings, this great place, in existence since the birth of Sinnoh…" the man began.
"I don't care, goodbye." Allen pushed the man aside.
"We'll meet again, trust me." The man walked away. Allen and Emma continued onwards. They left the cave. All they had to do to get to the next town was cross the bridge and pass across a small field. The only problem was that most of the bridge had collapsed. Emma crossed the small thin piece of wood first. She just managed it. Allen however ran across and it collapsed behind him. They then entered Hearthrome City. A Buneary ran at them.
"Stupid rabbit!" Allen ran forwards and kicked it. Buneary flew up and hit a young girl.
"Thank you!" the girl screamed as she fell over.
"There, we're even now after you kicked Malcolm's Piplup." Allen said to Emma.
"I'll accept that. Now, where first?" Emma asked.
"This way." Allen didn't need to check his walkthrough because he'd memorised the stuff in Hearthrome City before. They entered a house next to the Pokemon Centre.
"Hello, I'm the administrator of the PC system that stores your Pokemon." A woman sat at a desk turned to face them.
"You b****! I want to carry more than 6 Pokemon with me!" Allen ran forward to attack the woman but Emma restrained him.
"What can you have against me? I'm Bebe, I help people." The woman pleaded.
"Yeh, thanks, I think we'll leave now." Emma pulled Allen out of the building.
"Fine, I'll kill her another time. Now, onto the contest hall to meet Fantina." Allen led Emma to a large round building. When they reached the entrance a man wearing a long pink dress and purple wig ran up to them.
"Hello there, I'm going to the contest hall to enter a contest because that's what ladies do. And of course, I am a lady." The man said in a fake high pitched voice.
"What? Fantina?" Allen looked at him.
"Yes, I am Fantina, the Gym leader, who is a lady. As I am a lady, I am Fantina." The man smiled oddly.
"I get the feeling that Nintendo have being watching Little Britain." Allen turned to Emma.
"Did someone mention Nintendo?" a man in a suit asked as he and a man in a tracksuit arrived at the contest hall.
"Why should you care?" Allen asked.
"Because we work for Nintendo." The man in the suit said.
"Have you been watching Little Britain?" Emma asked.
"Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but…" the man in the tracksuit said really quickly. The man in the suit silenced him.
"We've been watching more than just Little Britain…" the man in the suit was interrupted by a loud grinding sound. A blue Police Box slowly materialised. When the sound stopped a man that looked like Doctor Who as portrayed by David Tennant walked out of the Police Box.
"Allons'y!" the Doctor ran off somewhere in the city.
"Why did you start watching BBC when you were programming Hearthrome City?" Allen asked.
"Well, this whole thing happened what I don't know nothing about so shut up!" the man in the tracksuit protested.
"Just wait until you see the Top Gear race between Jeremy Clarkson in a superpowered Fiat against Richard Hammond and James May in a jet bus from Eterna City to Sunnyshore City." The man in the suit advertised.
"There's no such thing as a superpowered Fiat." Emma protested.
"How do you know?" Allen asked.
"I used to work in a Fiat dealership." Emma said innocently.
"Moving on!" Allen shouted.
"Anyway, as a lady I can judge things and you're not strong enough to challenge me yet." Fantina then ran off. The two men then walked off.
"Sanity seems to have gone missing here." Emma looked around.
Allen and Emma went to the Pokemon Centre, Emma had her Pokemon healed and Allen earned some money in order to pay for his Pokemon being healed by cleaning people's shoes. Though he did do a pretty poor job but got his money by demanding payment in advance. Allen used the PC to deposit Onix in order to withdraw Stunky. Emma then deposited Bidoof and got out Bronzor. The two then left the Pokemon Centre and headed towards the exit of the city. Malcolm ran up to them.
"Hey! Pink haired n00b!" Malcolm shouted at Emma.
"Ok, Allen, I've reached the point where I agree with you." Emma said calmly.
"You want to kill him too?" Allen asked.
"Stupid n00bs! Battle me!" Malcolm demanded.
"That sounds like a last request and I'm feeling kind, so let's fulfil it for him." Allen raised a Pokeball.
"What's wrong with you?" Emma asked.
"No clue…" Allen threw his Pokeball at Malcolm. It hit him on the head and left a large red lump.
"Fear my Starly! It will pwn you!" Malcolm dropped a Pokeball.