Scenes from that one skit from Jimmy Kimmel or Kimbel or however you spell it or maybe it's Jay Leno or David Letterman Why do I get them confused? They don't even look alike Why can't I spell the first guy's name? I see it spelled out but I don't remember it WHY but anyway it's that one skit where they have these things from the news that are kind of weird It might be all three but I can't remember which one does what Why is this title so longwinded BUYANENCYCLOPEDIA BUYANENCYCLOPEDIA BUYANENCYCLOPIA MANBEARPIG MANBEARPIG!!
I'm pretty sure this part's the last in this story. Ugh...
Kung Fu Fighting Part 3!

"This time I think it will be wise to send you with my son. And I know that you're wondering why he has to come. That's because I have to make sure you don't do anything stupid again. Apparently from what Kurama's told me (What a wussy. Yusuke growled in his head.) this minion has the power to influence people to their will," Yomi explained as he shoved Shura over to Yusuke and Kurama since the kid apprently has no will of his own and can't do it himself.

"How is that supposed to help us?" Yusuke asked. "Kurama's smarter than me and he still fell for it. How is he any different?" What's he trying to say anyway?

"He doesn't listen. Plus he's always a good back up plan if you need one."

"I can hear you!" Shura growled but no one listened. And he cried but no one cared.

"By the way, didn't you also have something to say?"

He suddenly stopped sobbing over his Cheerios or whatever was for breakfast today since Yomi doesn't do the backwards day where you have dinner for breakfast. That's just something Kuwabara on some kind of strange high would do. Anyway his eyes suddenly lit up and he went on, "Well I was walking around looking for leprechauns-"

"Leprechauns?"

"Shut up, Dad! Anyway I was looking for leprechauns and I saw this slutty looking girl getting kidnapped by this guy!"

"What?! He kidnapped Keiko?!" Le gasp!

"Gotta incorporate her back into this story somehow..." Kurama replied.

"Shut up you bat spewing gunslinging guitar rocking rocket monster dancer!" He bit his thumb.

Was that an insult just now? "Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?"

"Yes, I do bite my thumb."

"But you bite your thumb at me?"

"Listen, all out you!" He tried to slam his hands on the table but he fell over because he missed. To bring back the tension he slammed the wall. Yeah that's much better. "I want all of you to know that by doing this you're freeing this city of a dictator (I thought he was just a mayor!) so I want you to take this very seriously. We can't let thgis reign of terror go on any longer. All I ask of you is to take this..." Yomi reached into his pocket and took out a banana.

"What the hell is that?" Yusuke asked, cocking a brow.

"When the time comes, you will know... Now off with you!"

So they went back to the waterfall. And again they ran into Mukuro. Apparently they just can't kick her in the shins or something and walk around her. She probably won't fight back or do anything. The protaganists are supposed to be able to have all the awesome powers I guess. They just stared at each other like they always do in fight scenes. Just for dramatic effect.

"We're going to defeat youb this time! Murphy work your magic!" Yusuke shoved Shura forward.

"My name's Shura!" he threw some curry powder is Yusuke's eyes. For the record that crap hurts. Why the heck is he carrying that around in his pocket if that was even where he put that.

Well, inductive reasoning aside, Mukuro laughed that creepy laugh she has. No matter which version you're watching, you gotta admit her laugh is pretty creepy... Or not. Whatever. "Say your last words!"

"Well I have one confession I want you all to know..." Kurama paused.

"Well, on with it!" Yusuke growled. "I can't stare at her forever!"

"I'm actually from Japan. So I couldn't care less if Hiei stays mayor or not."

"WHAT! You jerk!"

"I thought the whole samurai thing would have given that away!"

"I can't read!" Shura added.

"Are you guys all lying to me!"

"Enough! Prepare to die!" Spirit fingers.

Shura stepped forward and opened up a book. Apprently he can read now. Make up your freaking mind! "The Scarlet Letter Chapter One-"

She swatted the book out of his hands. "Your horrible literature will have no affect on me!"

"Then I have no choice!" He pulled out a bag of rice.

"What, will you pelt me with your rice?"

He dropped it on the ground with each grain spreading out. Mukuro's eyes lit up and she dropped to the ground and began to count each grain one by one. Shura beckoned for the other two to follow him.

"What the hell was that?" Yusuke asked.

"I remember there's this vampire that can't help counting stuff. If you ever get attacked by one all you have to do is drop a whole bunch of stuff for them to count and they'll do that so you can escape at that moment," Shura explained.

"If she's a vampire wouldn't she have burned up though?"

"Haven't you read Dracula?"

Fast forward some more since nothing's happening. Yusuke stopped the other two before they could go on. "I'll take him on myself."

"His soul is filled with darkness. When you defeat him, the darkness of the prophecy will be released. Since you're the Chosen One you will have to take it inside yourself if you really won't let me come with you. Only a demon could take that much darkness," Kurama replied. "I never said this to you but that prophecy actually influenced the future once that demon was summoned. The prophet died when he foretold this happening. One of us will have to kill this curse before it happens again." How freaking convient.

"I'll do it anyway. If I'm the reincarnation of this guy. I'll take it." He disappeared. "Keiko?"

Keiko was sitting on a rock. "Yusuke! You came to save me!" Oh yeah, did I mention that she wan't tied down or anything? What a freaking Princess Peach or Kyrie or whatever Nero's girlfriend's name was.

"So you came! Just in time! I was about to feed your girlfriend to my pet cat- Mr. Bubbles!" Hiei laughed and stroked his persian cat who was chewing on his ear. Yeah. Mr. Bubbles. "I'll treat her to watching me kick your ass!"

"Yeah, well, dream on, dip shit! Your sweet hole is me!" Yusuke flipped him off.

"Say what?" Yusuke tackled him again. And again they spent ten minutes screaming and tickling each other and then pelting each other with fluffy pink pillows. Did I mention there's nothing yaoi about this scene? And Yusuke finished Hiei off by using his nonexistant-until-this-second-because-I-just-remembered-his-techniques-move which destroyed Hiei completely like frying an ant or something. And then Yusuke was engulfed by this huge mass of darkness. Of course poor damsel in distress here had to faint.

Scene change XD

"Where am I?" Keiko asked when she woke up.

"You're at my master's home. Just rest for now. The darkness must have weakened you greatly with you being only a mere human. We came just in time to save you," Kurama replied as he placed a moist cloth on her forehead. That's the cure to every ailment, don't you know?

"Oh... So Yusuke's looking for a medicine for me right?"

"No. Yusuke isn't with us."

"Then what do you mean by we?"

"The master's son and myself."

"So Yusuke just left after that fight? Did the mayor come back after that fight?"

"No, Hiei is dead. I made sure that was true. That fight is over forever."

"Then where is Yusuke? He just left?"

"He isn't with us any longer."

"You mean he...?"

"I don't know. Look at my eyes. They're usually green but now they're almost black. You really have to look to see it though. That means I took in the darkness as well. I don't know what that means. When the darkness isn't in one body then it transferrs into the next. I came just as Hiei was killed though that went against Yusuke's wishes. And... There's still hope, Keiko."

"No there isn't...!"

"Don't cry, Keiko."

They both turned to the door. "Yusuke!"

"What happened to your arm...?" Kurama asked.

"I guess this is what the darkness did to me. Sick though. Now everyone's gonna think I fapped too much. Dammit," Yusuke grumbled more to himself.

"Yusuke!" Keiko cried into his shoulder. "Don't ever scare me like that, you jerk..."

"I won't..." He paused and stared at the arm for a moment. "Let's go home."

And there was much peace. The end!

Yeah. I hope I don't do another series like this in this fanfic. They get hard to keep track of. And vampires really don't burn up in daylight. That's only a dramatic device in movies. I hate the person that started that. And that thing about the vampire is true. I don't remember where that one originated from. The one from the Philipines is really scary... I hope you'll still be with me next time. See you.