Chapter 14

Luke was ready for the party and was watching Naboo News at Eight. The lead anchor came on with the top story.

"In the southern hemisphere today, a man held on for dear life as seven rabid pit bulls viciously-" Luke turned off the TV.

"Okay! Banners up, food ready, now we wait. The guests should ariiiiiiiive… NOW!" Obi Wan pointed at the door but nobody came, "NOW!" again, nobody, "What the hell! They're supposed to walk in the door! It's 8:01 and nobody's here! It's a freakin' disaster!" Obi Wan screamed. Just then, the doorbell rang.

Obi Wan opened the door and most of the Jedi Council walked in. Obi Wan wiped the sweat off his forehead and composed himself. Every Jedi that walked in patted Luke and Leia on the head and wished them luck then proceeded to the kitchen to get smashed.

Yoda was sitting at the kitchen table staring at the wall. The other Jedi pretended they didn't see him there. Padme turned on some music from the stereo sitting by Yoda.

Luke and Leia were talking in the living room.

"I can't wait! I mean, I get to be a Jedi!" said Luke.

"Me too. Dad says my lightsaber looks just like his when he started," said Leia proudly.

"So? Mine looks like Obi Wan's," replied Luke.

"Oh that's promising," said Leia sarcastically.

"Hey! Obi Wan was a great Jedi! He still is!" shouted Luke.

"He's not as great as Dad! He's the chosen one!" yelled Leia.

"But, I like Dad and Obi Wan the same! You're trying to turn me against Dad! If that's the way you want it, then take this!" Luke turned on his lightsaber and swung at Leia, but Leia defended herself with her lightsaber.

The two swung at each other with training sabers. The clash of lightsabers could be heard all over the house. The battle raged into the kitchen.

"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!" yelled Obi Wan, already drunk.

Luke and Leia jumped onto the table and kept fighting. Yoda hit the stereo with his fist and it began playing "Dual of the Fates".

Luke swung at Leia's feet but she jumped to avoid it. Anakin tried to grab Leia but she dove out of the way. Padme reached for Luke's arm. Luke jumped and spun out of the way. He swung at Leia again and they fought.

Luke swung his lightsaber behind his back and blocked Leia, then swung it right into Leia's lightsaber disarming her. Padme finally grabbed Luke and picked him up off the table.

Leia tried to go after Luke hand-to-hand but Anakin grabbed her and pulled her away.

"Holy crap! Those kids can fi-" Obi Wan passed out on the floor.

Luke and Leia were still going at it. Leia was fighting to get out of Anakin's grasp and Luke was wildly swinging his lightsaber in Leia's direction.

Mace stood up and looked around, "Okay, Luke. Who had Luke?" Mace started handing out money to only two people. Needless to say, the party ended quickly.

Anakin and Padme sent the twins to bed and sat on the couch.

"Well, that didn't exactly go as planned," said Anakin.

"Is it normal for kids their age to be able to fight that well?" asked Padme.

"No," replied Anakin.

"Did you see Luke jump away from my arm? And that spin?" asked Padme.

"I saw everything. Kids take after their father," said Anakin, smiling.

"Go get Obi Wan off the floor," said Padme, hitting Anakin's arm.