Emmett grows an afro

Edwards point of view

Can Emmett succeed in his plan to grow an afro? well, if you want to know don't just stand (or sit) there reading this introducrion and pointing out I don't own twilight, I already know (sadly), but just you wait, one day you will take it all back WHEN I OWN TWILIGHT! (who am i kidding? that would never happen) ... but until then, if you want to know the answer to the question, read the story and find out for yourself...

"Hey Emmett!" I walked over to him, putting a hand on his shoulder. He was staring intently into the mirror in his and Rosalie's bathroom. I could hear his brain working, . Well of course you can, stupid, you read minds! Then i realised something, since when did Emmett think about something other than Carlisle and Jasper, I'd rather not go into details, if you know what i mean... I officially really hated my vivid imagination. I sighed, I really should stop thinking to myself. I turned my attention back to Emmetts brain. All I could here him thinking was 'Come on! Please!'

"Whatcha doing Em?"

He turned to me, smiling. I began to regret ever walking into this room.

"I'm growing an afro." Jasper began to laugh down stairs.

"And how do you plan on doing that?" I asked, trying to hold in the growing laugh. How stupid can he get? Vampire's can't grow hair! Idiot.

"Well, I've worked out that it's bound to grow eventually if I carry on staring at it. And my intense stares will scare the hair out off my head in curly patterns as the flee for there lives quickly, resulting in a perfect afro." I couldn't hold it any longer. I burst out into hysterically fits of laughter, clutching my sides on the bathroom floor. "What?"

"Where's Emmett?" Rosalie asked as she, Alice and Esme returned from there hunting trip. "He's not still gay is he? It's been so boring around here whilst he's doodling his name and Jasper or Carlisle's after it in his notebook. He's filled two this week. I swear if I see any thing else saying 'Em + Carli forever' or 'Jazzy and Em meant to be'" Jasper gagged, "ever again I'll kill somebody! Do you want to hear the worst one?" Me and Alice nodded eagerly whilst Jasper sat still gripping the arms of the chair with a petrified face. "Jazzy, Carli and Em; is gay marriage of three people legal? I hope so because it would be great! Then loads of love hearts you know, getting' it on."

"Rosie! Have you seen my journal?" Emmett's voice game from down the stairs.

"Say no," I whispered, holding a fluffy pink book in my arms.

"NO!"

"Are you sure?" He asked appearing at the top of the stairs. "Oh there it is, thank you Ed." I burst out laughing, as did my family, because on top of Emmett's head, was a large, brown afro.

"What?" he asked, offended.

"Th- That THING!" Alice squealed.

"What? My afro? So you like it?"

"OF COURSE NOT, YOU GAY TWIT!" Rosalie screamed. "HOW SMALL IS YOUR BRAIN!"

"It's not that small, Rosie. I had some of my doctor friends do a scan of it for me, want to see the pictures?"

"NO!"

My laughter faded when I realised Emmett's plan had ... worked?

"Oh, I should return this." He frowned pulling on the afro. Well that explained a lot, but wait! Nothing happened. "IT'S REAL!" He shouted, bouncing around like Alice in a shoe shop.

"No," it can't be! right? I said, pulling at it instead. It came off in my hands. "Ew," I gagged. "Mr. Wondeorium's Afro and Moustache Imporium." I read off the label. "What the-?"

"I don't know, Edward, I don't know. DO YA WANNA-?" Emmett shouted.

"Do I want to what?" I said as if speaking sternly to a 4 year old

"DO YA WANNA- DO YA- DO YA WANNA SEE MY MOUSTACHES?"

"NO!" I said trying to push him out the door.

"You sure, I've got a red one, and a blue one, and a green one, and an orange one and a rainbow one, and one with Carli and Jazzy's faces, and a purple one-"

Emily wrote this chapter ages ago but I forgot to upload it, so here it is :)

it's just a short chapter but I hope it satisfied the need to read our amazing story...

In the beginning part II ((he he he BOOM)) will be uploaded next as Emily is about to start writing it (hopefully)

love from Chelsea