Hitsugaya paced the room, bored out of his mind. He didn't deserve to be locked in a room like a misbehaving child, damn it, because he was NOT misbehaving, or a child. Besides, children don't go out. Teenagers and Adults did. Therefore, he was not a child and Matsumoto's point was false.
Now that he had sorted that point out, Hitsugaya was left in boredom once again. Hyorinmaru was taking a vacation (trying to talk to Sode no Shirayuki about a snowstorm but actually avoiding Haineko and Tobiume) so he was the only one occupying his head. Maybe even an Inner Hollow like that damned carrot had would be welcome.
He pondered the merits of that for a while, but eventually realized that the carrot's mindset was hazardous to any and all around him, causing not only the eleventh division to run wildly in hunt of him, but also the sixth division's captain to mutter curse words under his breath every time he saw his precious younger sister and the aforementioned carrot kiss. Which, of course, wouldn't cause him so much satisfaction if he hadn't had to purchase a lock in fear of the said couple AHEMING on his desk.
But Hitsugaya really had nothing against them, he really didn't. It was just that he was reaching his boiling point, and soon, he would explode and decimate Soul Society if that wretched pink hair that started the whole thing wouldn't leave him alone. But of course, she was always there, either lurking in the dark recesses of his mind where fearful things that scared Hitsugaya crouched, or latching onto him in real life and causing untrue speculations.
It was precisely at that moment that the Inoue Apartment fire alarm went off.
And so, Hitsugaya, the ever obliging captain, filed dutifully out of the house along with The Second Yachiru.
After having persistently bugged him to try one of her newest concoctions, Orihime didn't know what to do anymore. The boy would not cheer up. Orihime supposed this was due to Yachiru finding out about him double-timing her, which Orihime was sure was a mistake. After all, Toshiro-kun was a sweet little boy, and Yachiru-chan and him were so cute together!
She frowned, puzzled. Ever since she'd come back from Soul Society, she'd wanted to go back. Many of her friends were there, and even some of her human ones visited more frequently than she did. However, she did visit frequently enough to pick up on some things.
And so, Orihime, the Notorious Cook plotted. And what she cook up was far worse than her worst concoctions yet.
Yachiru sneezed on her Ken-chan's shoulders, her pink hair threatening to come loose of its ponytail.
"What's wrong, Yachiru?" Kenpachi asked, running in the wrong direction yet again.
"Nothing," Yachiru replied mysteriously. Ikkaku snorted and Yumichika sighed.
If only nothing was wrong.
A/N: Not a lot of dialogue in the chapter, but it is a transition. We've got lots of inspiration for later though (evil grins).
Parody Thingy:
Pie: Oh! I've been enlightened! (claps hands in joy)
Orihime: You're welcome! It's just that I've never taught anyone my special recipe before, but I must say, you do have quite the artistic talent! It looks AMAZING!
Pie: And it tastes so GOOD! (Pie's taste buds are messed up due to her horrible cooking because she cooks just as bad as Orihime; but don't tell her that) (and her food always looks good because she can seriously does have artistic talent)
Renji: This looks good (stares greedily at plate of decorated cookies)
Pie: Have them all! I'm so proud of myself! And look, they have little flower patterns in the topping!
Renji: (takes one) Thank (gags and throws up)
Pie: (tears) That's so rude! I spent two whole days learning from Orihime and another one cooking them! (sobs uncontrollably)
The cookies' dough included wasabi and red bean paste…mixed together. The topping was in the shape of a rose, but was also made of wasabi.
This Parody was written when Pie was at a track meet…please don't tell her! Let's hope she doesn't slaughter this Pixie, ne?