Title: How to be a Perfect Boyfriend
Rating: M
Pairing: Kadota x Izaya Shizuo x Izaya
Prompt from the Drrr Kink Meme: Highschool years! Kadota x Izaya
Kadota as an protective boyfriend, tries his best to keep Izaya.

Izaya cheating.
Shizuo x Izaya

Disclaimer: I own none of these characters!

THIS STORY CONTAINS MALExMALE RELATIONSHIPS. You have been warned.


"Alright guys, what should we do for school play?"

There was a loud collective moaning in the classroom.

"Guys, let's be serious here, come on~~~" the class rep tried to entice his crowd. But the students mostly used their time to gossip and giggle instead of paying attention to the desperate class president standing in the front. "If we win this year's competition, we all get extra credits!"

Just then, Izaya raised his hand.

"Ah yes? Orihara-kun?" the class president asked nervously.

"I vote for Romeo and Juliet. With Kadota as Romeo and me as Juliet."

The classroom's loud chatter died to low whispers and murmurs of surprises.

Kadota, who was looking out the window half bored, abruptly started to pay attention. Shizuo shifted uncomfortably in the back while Shinra's glasses gleamed with interst.

"I mean, let's face it. The entire school finds it interesting that we're the gay couple, I'm sure we'll attract enough attention with just us two being on stage as a couple. With a kiss scene even. We'll totally win just by banking on their curiosity alone!"

The class murmured and nodded in agreement. Kadota and Izaya were still the center of gossip in many cases though the fad had died down now that two months have gone by. Kadota sat in his chair, mortified at all the attention at him right now while Izaya basked in the glory.

"Well I take it there's no objections…" the class president took a look at Kadota who didn't say anything but hung his head to hide his red face. Kadota didn't want to go through with it but if Izaya wanted it, he'd go through a lot for him.

"Alright then. Let's do 'Romeo and Juliet' for our play this year."

The whole classroom cheered, mostly because now they could spend the rest of their 30 minute meeting break to have fun, while Kadota groaned in agony.


"O' Romeo, O' Romeo, where art for thou, O' Romeo! Ahaha! I love this part!" Izaya snickered as he read his script.

Kadota's face flushed bright red as he tried to sit further back on his chair, "Erm… Izaya… could we… go over the script without you sitting on my lap?"

"Why not? Juliet is suppose to be at a higher ground, looking down at you."

"Well, you could sit on the desk maybe? Or stand up?"

"But I like your lap, Kyo-chan. It's warm and comfortable." Izaya purred as he rolled his hip once, grinding their crotches together seductively.

Kadota cringed. "But… we're in class and everyone's watching…"

"No they're not. They're all busy. Besides they're used to public display of affections by now." Izaya shrugged as he looked to his side, a bit depressed that whatever he did with Kadota didn't impress his classmates anymore. The girls were giggling in a corner as they sewed the costumes, gossiping the latest rumors. The other boys were going over their own lines together or were hammering away at the props and make-shift castle.

The class rep was still trying to convince Shizuo to be the king.

"Heiwajima-kun! Please! You're tall! You'd make a perfect king."

"I want to be a tree dammit! I don't want no lines to memorize!" Shizuo growled.

But the class president had guts and was presistant. "We can always make trees. We can't make kings! We need more people to-"

"I'm gonna be a tree and that's final. No servants or whatever. I'm gonna fumble on stage and I don't wanna make a fool out of myself."

"Heiwajima-kun! At least you can help with moving the props on stage and be a stage hand!" he continued desperately.

"Nah~ I think I'll break everything instead of helping out if I touch anything you guys make."

Just then Izaya interrupted them. "That's perfect that Shizu-chan doesn't want to be a human. A tree for the monster. That makes total sense to me~" Izaya chimed in loudly. Shizuo scowled when he noticed that Izaya was staring at him with a wide grin.

Kadota and the class rep sighed in exasperation.

"Look, re-think this over. I'll make sure you have much less lines. There's only you and I who are tall enough to have the bearing of the king and I have to direct this play. Please Heiwajima-kun? Please reconsider?"

"See~ Everyone's too busy to notice us." Izaya shrugged as he faced Kadota again. "Or do you want to skip to the kiss scene? I'm sure that'll catch everyone's attention." Izaya snickered as he cupped his boyfriend's face.

"Aah… no thanks. The point is I don't want to get anyone's attention here…" Kadota shifted awkwardly.

Then an idea hit Kadota.

"Hey… we can practice more after school… at my place?" Kadota offered. If Izaya wanted to be this intimate, perhaps it was better that they switched locations.

"No can do. I have to go to Shizu-chan's place to tutor him today." Izaya sighed dramatically.

"Tutor him?" Kadota looked up at Izaya confused. It was true that lately Izaya seemed busy more and more. He didn't need Kadota every day. Though Izaya was still such a handful any time they were together, Kadota actually didn't mind the break.

"Yeah. Remember the last exam? Shizu-chan's scores kept swimming in the bottom tier and while of course yours truly is in the top 10 in school so the teacher told me to personally tutor him for awhile. I think it's just her way of trying to get us to stop fighting in class and let out our frustration before the school starts the next day. Heh." Izaya snickered.

"… I didn't know you were tutoring him." Kadota looked a bit hurt when he realized that he really didn't know a thing about Izaya's schedules, what he did outside of class, during weekends or even sometimes in school during break time.

"Really? It's been going on for a week and a half already. Kyo-chan really doesn't care about what I do~ aww. Izaya's sad~" the smaller boy whined teasingly, though Kadota really did feel guilty.

But what was worse was how he had a nagging feeling in his stomach. Kadota thought it was stupid of him to feel jealous over his friend Shizuo who obviously showed no interested and only contempt to Izaya but the fact that anyone was spending more time with his 'girlfriend' was unsettling.

"Hey… maybe I'll come by and help too? With the tutoring I mean…" Kadota offered.

"Why are you asking me? Shouldn't you be asking Shizu-chan?" Izaya blinked as he stared down at him.

"Ah… that's true." Kadota realized, scratching his head.

Just then, Kadota's cellphone vibrated in his pocket, jolting both of them since they both could feel the vibration near their crotches.

"Ooo that was totally naughty and kinky, Kyo-chan." Izaya giggled as Kadota shushed him and checked his text message.

Kadota sighed and Izaya asked why he did.

"I forgot it's one of my aunt's birthday. We're all going over to her house for a gathering. They've just reminded me to come home early for dinner."

Izaya snickered as he pet his boyfriend's head.

"I guess next time then huh?"

"Yeah… but maybe I can come after dinner." He shrugged. He'll have to ask Shizuo later.

Kadota still had an uneasy feeling about Izaya going over to Shizuo's place so often after school. He hated himself for the unreasonable jealousy and not being able to trust Izaya but the nagging feeling did not disappear.


"Hey, Dotachin said he'll try be here later today." Izaya said as he corrected Shizuo's assignment.

"Yeah he told me." Shizuo didn't even bother looking up from his paperwork as he tried to solve his math problems.

They were at Shizuo's room sitting on the floor with a small wooden table in front of them as Shizuo worked on his homework with Izaya's help. Izaya had already finished his work within minutes. Shizuo however, took several hours.

Izaya yawned and stretched. Teasingly he stretched his legs too, one of his feet slowly moving up and down the front of Shizuo's jeans. Izaya grinned when he felt a twitch between the blond's legs.

"Stop that louse." Shizuo growled a warning, sparing him a glare before he went back to his work.

"Shizu-chan's so slooow though," Izaya said, not removing his foot from its place. In fact, he playfully rubbed more persistently.

Shizuo grabbed Izaya's ankle and clutched it hard as he glared at those red eyes that flinched in pain.

"Ow Shizu-chan~ be more gentle~"

"Your boyfriend might come by and you fucking want to cheat on him anyway? You fucking slut." Shizuo pushed away the foot with a harsh shove.

Izaya leaned back, pouting. "But I'm bored Shizu-chan. And I'm done correcting your papers. You've got more than half wrong by the way."

"That's coz you suck at being my tutor." Shizuo grabbed his paper back to scan over his mistakes.

Izaya grinned as he got up and walked over to Shizuo, leaning on his back as he whispered into his ear.

"See, you got your decimal place incorrect in question #3, Shizu-chan. Such an elementary mistake." Izaya breathed as he leaned further forward and pointed at the marked paper.

Shizuo could smell Izaya's shampoo when his raven locks tickled the side of his face.

"Will you get off of me?" Shizuo growled again in another warning.

"Why? I can see the answers better this way." Izaya wrapped his arms around the blond, his hands resting on top of that toned stomach.

"You can sit next to me, you know." Shizuo gritted his teeth when he felt a finger trace an imaginary line on his muscles.

"Nah, it's easier this way. Besides…" Izaya licked the top of Shizuo's ear. "I know you want me. There's no point in hiding it anymore where we're alone, Shizu-chan." Izaya emphasized with a nibble.

Shizuo turned angrily and crushed Izaya against the side of his bed. The blond bit the smaller boy's lips then forced his tongue inside him. Izaya bit and kissed back as their breath grew hot and their tongues mingled.


Author's Note:

DaniMark : WOW. thank you for actually going through and reviewing each chapters that you liked. *hearts*

Thank you for reading and reviewing guys *hearts* I'm very grateful!