Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The King and Queen of Egypt
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: The Road to Wrestlemania is full of surprises but will DX make it back from Egypt in time for the biggest pay-per-view of the year? Find out what happens to the DX family next!
Chapter Fifteen – Waiting for a Plane
Cairo International Airport
Amy rushed towards the departure lounge holding her American Airlines ticket back to America; she had a ticket to Connecticut with her name on it and she didn't want to miss her flight. The two people chasing her didn't have tickets to Connecticut but that didn't stop them from heading Amy off at the gate to stop her boarding the plane.
"Mom stop you can't leave we need to talk, all of us the whole family," Remi said grabbing her mother's gold-studded bag while Shawn blocked Amy's path.
"Remi's right you can't leave like some fugitive, you haven't even done anything wrong. After we talk we can all go home together as a family," Shawn said to Amy and he pulled a rogue strand of red hair out of her face and wrapped it around his index finger. There was no fire to his touch; Amy Gift from God was gone. "You're not mad at me by any chance are you?" Shawn asked her.
"You wouldn't know if I was, I lost my Righteous Indignation and I can't be part of ATM without it," Amy said. "That's why I'm going home; I'm no use to any of you guys without my Gift from God. I might as-well go home and help Cheyenne and the other ARK Angels get settled, I can buy groceries for them and stuff,"
"Or run off to San Antonio with Randy Orton and Edge and bring Rated RKO back again," Shawn said and Amy pouted.
"That's not what I was going to do," Amy said and Shawn shook his head.
"Yes it is, you're giving up on yourself because you think what happened this morning was all your fault and you're doing exactly what Edge wants you to do," Shawn said and Amy pulled her hair in frustration.
"Shawn will you crawl out from under my skin for one minute?! God, it's like you're my father. I just wanna be alone for awhile you can check up on me afterwards okay?" Amy said and she snatched her arm away from Remi and ran through the gate.
"Excuse me ma'am I need to see your ticket!" the ticket agent called to her and Amy turned around and looked at Shawn's hand: he was holding her airplane ticket in his hand with a smile.
"What are you doing?" Amy asked him as he held the ticket up and then ripped it in half,"No!" Amy cried out as the torn ticket floated to the ground by her husband's feet. She grabbed the two pieces of card and carried them over to the ticket lady. "This is my ticket, my husband doesn't want me to leave so he ripped it apart but you can see it has the right date and flight number on it,"
The ticket lady looked at the torn ticket up close," Your name is Amy Michaels, aren't you best friends with Melina Perez Hennigan, the future Queen of Egypt?" the ticket lady asked Amy.
"Yeah?" she replied questioningly. "Why do you ask?"
"Well the coronation is this weekend, if you leave Egypt now you may not be able to get back in time. All flights to Cairo are booked up. Your husband's right you can't leave yet you'll miss everything," the ticket lady said. "I can hold the reservation until after the coronation, then you and your family can fly home together,"
Amy nodded through clenched teeth, "How considerate of you, thanks for making my life that much better with your little advice," she said sarcastically and Shawn came over with Remi and smiled at the ticket lady.
"Good job Melinda," Shawn said to the ticket lady and Amy realized that he had orchestrated the whole thing.
"You set me up!" Amy said to Shawn.
"Melinda's a fan of DX she practically thought of the whole thing herself," Shawn said and Melinda responded with a DX salute.
"SUCK IT Melinda," Amy said annoyed before grabbing her bags and marching back to the airport exit with Shawn and Remi leaving Melinda with a memory to share with her friends forever.
"I can't believe Lita, Shawn Michaels' wife just told me to SUCK IT, this is the best day of my life," Melinda said.
"So are you gonna check my ticket or what?" the next passenger asked her and she checked the ticket of the grumpy passenger and sent him off with a DX salute he didn't see.
"Thanks for visiting Egypt, don't come back!" Melinda said to him in Arabic while Shawn, Amy and Remi drove back to the Presidential Palace in a DX Machine to talk about what happened with Edge earlier on in the morning.
Back at the Presidential Palace the celebration for Melina and Johnny was over but Edge was still bleeding and Melina refused to heal him. Not that she could, she too had lost her Gift from God. The President arrived at the palace to make sure everything was on schedule for the coronation later on in the afternoon and when he saw a tall Canadian man bleeding all over his visitors' room floor he demanded an explanation from the Miraculous One.
"Melina, why is this man bleeding all over the floor?" the President asked Melina.
"Because he's an evil black hearted, home-wrecking disaster piece!" Melina responded.
"So why haven't you at least called for an ambulance?" the President asked Melina.
"Because I want to watch him bleed to death," Melina responded malevolently. "This man tried to kill me, my husband and all of my friends,"
"So your response is to watch him die in agony? Melina if that is what you think he deserves than you are no different from the extremists that tried to kill all those innocent women for having their heads uncovered," the President said. "Aren't you supposed to heal those in need of it, regardless of what kind of person they are?"
"Yes but I've had it up to here with Edge!" Melina said. "He's been trying to break up my best friend's marriage for months now, trying to kill me and my family and friends is going way over the line,"
"So now you are playing God, you stand in judgment of this man and in effect you are putting God on the unemployment line," the President said to Melina. "Did Jesus not ask for God to have mercy on those who wanted him crucified?"
"Yes but that was a long time ago, Jesus never met Edge if he did John 3:16 would have left him out," Melina responded and Trish laughed.
"That's so not True Mel, Jesus loves Edge. Jesus loves everybody, that includes the people we think are unlovable or unforgivable. Don't make Jesus less than perfect because you screwed up and lost your Gift of healing. Repent and heal him so we can get this place cleaned up for your coronation," Trish said.
"He said that he's going to stop at nothing to get Amy back that means he's going to try and break up her marriage. I know what that's like and I can't heal him knowing that he's going to do that to two people I love so much and Remi," Melina said. "Even though I'm kinda mad at Remi too,"
"So what now you're going to hold a grudge against everyone that does you wrong? Mel if you keep judging people you're never going to get your Authority to Minister back and I need you. Please Mel for once just let go of your feelings and let God do what He needs to do through you," Trish said and Melina sighed.
"I can't Trish, there's just too much at stake. If Edge lives Amy and Shawn's marriage is going to be ruined and I can't have that. He dies right now and all of Amy and Shawn's problems will go away," Melina said stubbornly.
"Not all of them, Cheyenne's not exactly singing Shawn's praises right now. Amy and Shawn will overcome any obstacle, that's what makes them such an Anointed Couple; you think this Rated R douche bag is going to break them up?" Trish said and when she said that Melina got a revelation.
"You just said that Edge isn't going to be able to break Amy and Shawn up that means whatever happens they're still going to be together. That changes everything!" Melina said ecstatically.
"I can see you're pro marriage, that's good in Egypt. In this country when a King and Queen are crowned they can never separate. You will be King and Queen of Egypt forever," the President said to Melina and she smiled at Johnny and he kissed her hand affectionately.
"Forever sounds pretty sweet to me," Melina replied and Johnny nodded.
"Yeah and it looks pretty hot too," Johnny said and Melina repented and received her Gift from God back.
"Ew why is there blood all over the floor?" Romeo complained coming down from his bedroom with the A Twins. "Is Edge still bleeding, mom what's with you just heal him already,"
"I was just about to big mouth, if you think you can do a better job than me you heal him," Melina said to her son and Angela looked at Romeo.
"You can heal people too?" she said.
"Yeah he's just like his mom," Angelo told his sister. "Pretty neat having a healer for a boyfriend,"
"I'll say," Angela said as Romeo healed Edge and the Rated R Godfather leapt to his feet, kissed Melina and hugged Romeo.
"Ew get off me you smell!" Romeo said making a face at Edge.
"I better take a shower I wouldn't wanna miss the coronation," Edge said excitedly.
"Are you going to behave yourself or do we have to deport you?" the President asked Edge.
"I'll be good I told Amy I would go back to my family if that what she wanted. She never gave me an answer though, I guess she doesn't know what she wants," Edge said and Melina almost strangled him but Trish stepped in front of her so she didn't lose her Gift from God again.
"Edge go shower, Melina let's eat. You can afford one more meal before you have to fit into the sequin safari gown Maria made for you," Trish said to her sister in Christ.
"It is a bit on the African side isn't it?" Melina said thinking of the zebra print design on the dress.
"Egypt is in Africa, that's why my suit is made out of lion skin, I can't wait to put it on," Johnny said.
"Somewhere inside that muscular tanned body there's a black man screaming to get out," Randy Orton said to Johnny and everyone laughed. Two of the servants entered the room bringing a disgruntled Amy, a merry Remi and a joyful Shawn with them.
"You brought her back! Well done Shawn and Remi, just in time to help me get into my sequin safari dress," Melina said hugging Amy.
"Can't Maria help you with that I need to talk to Amy for a minute," Trish said to Melina.
"Okay I'll go wake her up but please don't be too long you guys, this is the most important day of me and Johnny's lives and I need you to be one hundred percent behind me okay?" Melina said.
"We always are," Amy said and Melina kissed her lovingly on the cheek before running to the kitchen for one last meal before she sucked it all in for the rest of the day. "Trish I know what you're gonna say, I need to decide once and for all what I'm going to do about Edge,"
"And what are you going to do about him?" Trish asked Amy.
"I don't know," Amy sighed.
"Yes you do," Trish replied.
"Well she said it so it has to be the Truth," Shawn said.
"Shawn this is not a three way discussion, go eat something you've been great but now you're just stealing my thunder," Trish said and Shawn strutted away with Remi to join Melina, Johnny and the rest of the DX family around the breakfast table.
"What do I do Trish? You know I can't kill him with my Righteous Indignation, I couldn't even if I wanted to I lost my Gift from God this morning," Amy said.
"Edge said that he's going to go back to his family if that's what you want. All you have to do is tell him that's what you want and all this drama will go away, the reason he's acting like a deranged maniac is because he still thinks you want him in your life like before," Trish explained.
"But I do want him in my life," Amy said honestly. "I want us all to grow old together Trish, I don't want lose anyone else,"
"So that's what this is about, you're afraid that your marriage to Shawn is going to cause Edge to lose his life the way that Rebecca lost hers," Trish said and Amy nodded.
"Yes but I can't tell Shawn that, he'll feel guilty. I saw how hard it was for him when Rebecca died, I don't want to go through that Trish," Amy said.
"You don't have to Amy, all you have to do is tell Edge what you really want," Trish said and Amy thought long and hard before answering.
"I want Edge to have what I have; I want him see that he doesn't need me to be happy," Amy said.
"If only it were that simple. This has nothing to do with Angelina and Angelica; this is about your friendship with Edge. Does it even exist?" Trish asked Amy.
"Yes I love him as a friend," Amy said.
"Well then talk to him as a friend and leave his wife and kid out of it," Trish said. "Stop being the other woman, if you keep acting this way there will be serious consequences. Be a friend, okay?"
"Okay," Amy said thinking there was more to it than that.
"Good now let's go eat some breakfast and get Melina into her safari sequined dress," Trish said. "This is going to be fun the three of us working together again," Trish said.
"You mean the two of you, I lost my Righteous Indignation," Amy said and she walked into the kitchen and saw Hunter looking at her with a fruit plate covered with cream in his hand.
"Now!" Shawn said and Hunter slammed the fruit plate into Amy's chest. Instantly the fruit started to heat up and she smelt like an apple, strawberry, banana and pineapple pie hot from the oven.
"Looks like you got your Righteous Indignation back mom," Remi said as her mother's hair flared up above her head as Hunter ate the baking hot fruit off of her messed up linen white dress.
"Got anything to wash this down with Big Red?" Hunter teased her wiping his mother with her hair. "Ow your hair is hot!"
"So am I!" Amy cried standing in the kitchen while everyone applauded the return of her Righteous Indignation and now all members of ATM were once again Authorized to Minister.
"Hey I thought I was the only one that could do that?" Hayworth Horace said as Hunter gave Amy a breast pump and asked her to fill it up.
"Breastfeeding usually stops before a child is full grown or in Hunter's case can tell the difference between Shawn's wife and his own," Joanie responded as Shawn hit Hunter over the head with the breast pump and by doing so he managed to get it attached to his chest.
"Joanie I can't get this breast pump to work," Hunter said coming over to his wife and Joanie covered her son's eyes.
"Just a few more months 'til Harvard," Joanie said to Hayworth although now Hunter's little boy didn't think Harvard was far enough away.
"Even in Egypt he's a bonehead, how am I related to this guy mom?" Hayworth said to Joanie.
"Hey it could have been Jericho, no offense A Twins," Hunter said to Angelo and Angela Jericho.
"None taken," the A Twins replied, they were more than happy right now, being insulted by Hunter was a small price to pay for being able to spend an entire weekend with Romeo and Remi.
"Enjoy it now kiddies because when RJ wakes up things aren't going to be so cozy for you," Randy Orton said to the A Twins.
"Give me that breast pump," Romeo said and he attached it to Randy Orton's crotch.
"Romeo how dare you go sit down next to Remi and behave yourself!" Melina said as Trish tried to detach the breast pump from Randy's crotch but it wasn't easy to remove. While Hunter and Shawn laughed themselves stupid watching Trish try to rescue Randy from the breast machine, Romeo and Angelo fought over who got to sit next to Remi. When RJ finally woke up and saw his father's crotch attached to a breast pump, Amy covered in hot fruit and cream and Romeo and Angelo fighting for a spot next to his girlfriend, he turned around and went back upstairs.
"I'm too smart for this," he said and he left the room leaving the breakfast table in the hands of the wackiest bunch of people Egypt would ever have the honor of welcoming and sending back to America as soon as the coronation was over.
"Has anyone seen my wife's breast pump? She wants to prepare for her children's feed and she can't seem to find it," the President said coming into the kitchen.
"ARGHHH!" Randy Orton cried and Trish handed the breast pump to the President who looked at her suspiciously.
"Don't ask Mr. President, just make sure to lock that up you can't leave it around while DX is here," Trish said.
"Your wife is a trooper, tell her I respect her for attaching herself to that thing so her kids can eat. If I had to use one of those things my boy would be an orphan by now," Randy Orton said holding his now tender crotch.
"Why are you holding your crotch?" the President asked Randy and rather than explain to the President what had happened with him and the breast pump he did what Trish did and he blamed DX.
"It's a DX thing, this is how we salute each other in foreign countries, we hold bags of ice to our crotches and yell "SUCK IT!" Randy said as Trish handed him another bag of ice.
"How long do you do this for?" the President asked Randy.
"Until the feeling comes back," Randy replied wincing in pain.
"Can you do this while your friends are having breakfast? Aren't you offended by this vulgar behavior?" the President asked Amy, Trish and Melina.
ATM smiled, the Truth was they were so far beyond the point of reason when it came to DX that anything that wasn't offensive seemed to stand out as odd.
"This is a typical DX breakfast Mr. President and it will be one of the staples of our reign as King and Queen of Egypt everytime they come over for a visit," Melina said.
"Well if that's the case I would ask that you restrict them from coming over more than twice year," the President said.
"Great than that will be our birthdays," Johnny said.
"What about Romeo's birthday?" Melina said.
"That's Christmas Day we can get away with it," Johnny replied.
"Hey you better be making breakfast for us on Christmas Day, after all the years we've paid you to wrestle it's the least you can do," Hunter said and the President rolled his eyes.
"After today they won't be your WWE Superstars anymore and they can invite or uninvite you over anytime they please and if you're not down with that Mr. Helmsley, the President of Egypt has two words for you!" the President said and his wife came into the kitchen and took her breast pump.
"This smells like crotch!" she said indignantly and she shook her head at DX.
"It was his crotch not ours!" Hunter said pointing at Randy and she threw the breast pump at Hunter and she stood side-by-side with the President and pointed at Randy's crotch which was feeling much better now.
"SUCK IT!" the President and his wife said to Hunter before heading upstairs to feed their children with some left over formula instead of the usual breast milk they had. The kids were not happy but ATM certainly were, after all the angelic trio was back together again and all was right on the biggest day in the life of Melina the Miraculous aka. The Queen of Egypt and her husband Johnny, the King.