Please note i'm keeping which twin is which vague at the beginning on purpose. That's what the movie does. (There may or may not have been some author confusion involved… hehe)

All typos will be corrected once the plot is complete. I'll do a read-through, and hopefully correct everything, which is mostly just minor grammar errors, and maybe one or two typos. So nothing should really be different.

START OF CHAPTER:

The next day, Nagito and Hajime were at the front desk, when Gundham approached her.

"Wheres Izuru?" She asked.

"I just rang up, he's on his way down." Was the reply.

"So i'll send Chiaki over to over christmas." Nagito said.

"And Izuru will spend easter with you." Hajime concluded.

There was a distant elevator ding, and both parents turned. The twins both came downstairs, wearing their respective clothes. Or so their parents thought. They had switched again, Chiaki standing on the right, and Izuru on the left.

"Which one is which mother?"

"Can you tell which one of us is Chiaki, and which is Izuru?"

"Izuru, what are you doing? We've got a plane to catch." Hajime asked.

"Here's the deal mother." One of them said. "We thought it over, and decided we were being ripped off."

"Father promised we'd go on a camping trip." The other said. "And we want to go. Together."

"What camping trip."

"The one we go on every summer before school starts."

"Izuru, this is ridiculous. Go upstairs and put your proper clothes on."

"Are you sure i'm Izuru?"

"Of course i'm sure." Hajime said.

"It's hard to 100% positive isn't it?"

"Kids, this isn't funny." Nagito said. "Your going to make your mother miss her plane."

"Izuru!"

"Yes/Yes?" Both answered in union.

Nagito bent over and peered between the two, from one to the other.

"This one's Chiaki, i'm positive." He said, pointing at one.

"You know dad, I hope you're right. Because you wouldn't want to send the wrong kid all the way back to England…"

"… would you?" The other finished.

Nagito stood back up, looking at Hajime, looking extremely confused.

"Here's our proposition. We go back to dad's house, pack our stuff, and the four of us go on the camping trip."

"The four of us?" Hajime repeated, surprised.

"And when you bring us back, we'll tell you who's Chiaki, and who's Izuru."

"Or, you do as we say, and I take one of you back with me to London, weather you like it or not." Hajime said, unamused.

Later that very same day…

Four sleeping bags were tossed into the back of a suburban. As Nagito threw in the final bag, Junko looked on, very unhappy.

"And what am I supposed to do for three days, sit home and knit?"

"Honey." Nagito began. "We have kind of a sticky situation."

"Sticky situation, what do you mean 'sticky situation'? What exactly are-"

She turned her head, to see Hajime walking down the stairs, carrying a backpack.

"Excuse me? What is she doing here?" Junko demanded, pointing at Hajime.

"You see, that's part of the deal, the four of us we go together." Nagito replied.

"What are you suddenly, the Brady Bunch? This is ridic-"

"Hello." Hajime greeted. "Everything okay?"

"Well no, as a matter of fact, it isn't." Junko snapped. "I didn't realise you were going on this little outing. And to tell you the truth, i'm not so sure that i'm okay with it."

Nagito buried his face in his hands at this new complication.

"I agree. I think the ex-wife in the next sleeping bag is a little weird."

"Thank you."

"I absolutely insist that you come with us. Really."

"Hajime-"

"No, honestly Nagito. I've messed up your entire weekend, it's the least I can do. Really, please." Hajime said.

Both women stared at Nagito, waiting for an answer.

The next thing the twins knew, as they were getting into the car now dressed in their identical camping clothes, they saw Junko striding out of the house in tight black workout gear.

"Dad, what's Junko doing here?"

"Your mother invited her." Nagito answered.

"What?!"

"Be. Nice." Nagito said, looking between them pointedly.

Both were unhappy, but they climbed into the back seats anyway. Hajime walked over to the side of the car, as Junko sat in the passenger's seat next to Nagito.

"Hajime, what are you doing?" He asked.

"Well, I really think you and Junko need some time alone before the big day." She answered.

"Mother, that is not part of the plan!"

"Honestly, you'll have much more fun without me." Hajime insisted.

"Wait, wait. If you're not going, then I certainly don't have to go, I mean, trust me i'm not a big nature girl." Said Junko, eager to get out of this trip.

"But this is your chance to really get to know the girls. I mean after all, starting next week, they are half yours."

And with that, Junko's participation in the camping trip, however reluctant, was sealed. The twins groaned and rolled their eyes, but there was nothing they could do.

"Have fun all of you." She called as the car drove away.

When they were well down the road, Sonia appeared next to Hajime.

"I would pay big money to see that woman climb a mountain." She remarked.

END OF CHAPTER:

This one is a lot shorter, but there's a reason for that.

I wanted to put all of the 'final camping trip' in one neat chapter. But in order to do that, I cut it off here, a little bit earlier.

Get ready for the legendary camping scene, because it's coming next chapter.

Cya next chapter :)

Tairulz