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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, jodiexluvsxanime owns Uke, and I do own a state of mind that officially hates all men

A/N: I'm updating because I haven't in a while and my bitch of little brothers decided to break the wii so I can't play Zelda: Skyward Sword when I got it on Christmas and had to wait to get paid so I could get the motion plus because my mom didn't get it for me. So yeah. I'm feeding my madness by doing this instead of killing them

Chapter 13: Life Not Killing Orochimaru

I've trained with Sasuke for over a week now, and my power has been enhancing, but my temper has been becoming very short, and I'm afraid that I will change. *Okay. So I can't kill him. I can't even harm him in any way. But Kabuto on the other hand… hmmm I need to think of something to do to him. He's been asking for it. Maybe I'll-* my thoughts were cut off by Sasuke lunging an attack at me. I quickly dodge his kunai and glare at him.

"It's fucking lunch you Uchiha!" I yell to him, throwing down my half eaten sandwich. I growled at Sasuke, who had a smug look on his face.

"Hn." He stated. I rolled my eyes.

"Last time I checked, were on the same side now so don't pull the 'the enemy won't care that it's lunch' crap on me. We trained all day!" I yelled, mimicking his voice when I translated his Hn. He chuckled at me.

"Calm down and stop being such a loser." Sasuke replied, leaning back on a chair and putting his hands behind his head.

"AND YOU GO SUCK A FAT ONE!" I countered, running out of the room so I could stay with having the last word. I turned the corner and ran into someone, causing me to fall on the ground. I rubbed my head and looked up to see Kabuto. "What do you want?" I asked him, annoyance filling my voice. He smirked down at me.

"Come on, I have something for you…" Kabuto stated as he turned around and starting heading towards the medicine room. I sighed, got up, and trekked behind him. I few turns later we finally reached the medic room. Kabuto grabbed a needle that he already prepared and came up to me. Before I could ask what he was doing he grabbed my arm and injected it into me.

"What the hell was that?" I yelled defensively.

"Just shut up. It's a cure for what happened to you to make you age seven years. It's just returning you to normal." He stated, confident that he helped me.

"I was perfectly fine! That change happened 3 years ago! And I could drink! What the hell Kabuto! I don't want to be my original age! AHHH! YOU ASS!" I yelled at him, practically pulling my hair out. Kabuto looked at me and smirked.

"Too late now." He stated as he put a mirror in front of my face. I looked into my reflection, which now looked younger, and less defined than it was. I clenched my fists, and held my teeth together.

I stormed out of the room and into the kitchen, Sasuke was still in there and he looked up to stare at me. I side glanced him and aimed towards the fridge. "Uke said the ultimate breakup package is ice cream, tissue, and bubble bath…" I trailed as I looked for Ice cream, we were all out.

"Hn?" Sasuke asked me.

"Breakup with my older self." I replied to him. "AHH! Now what will Deidara think? I'm too young now!" I said more to myself but Sasuke listened in. I turned to see a raised eyebrow at me, I returned with flicking him off. Now his eyebrow twitched.

"Hey let's train, I gotta kick someone's ass and your closest to me." I stated, walking towards the door.

"Hn."

"OOOOOH so now when you're eating lunch I have to wait for you but you don't have to wait for me?" I stated, now my eyebrow twitching. Duck butt smirked. I'm guessing that's a yes. He bit into his just made sandwich. I smiled evilly, walked up to him, took his sandwich, and shoved it in my mouth. He growled at me.

"Mmmmmm, Uke was right! Stolen food does taste better!" I stated excitedly as I swallowed the sandwich.

"Hn." He stated, meaning 'you talk about this Uke person a lot.'

"Hn." I countered, meaning 'and you suck a lot of dick.' He growled at me and left the room.

"Training. Now." He muttered as he stepped out. I chuckled to myself.

"YOU DIDN"T DENY IT!" I yelled as I skipped towards the training room. I saw the door and I ran to open it, but then the door swung open on me.

*BANG*

"AH MOTHER FUCKER! MY NOSE! AHH! I'M GONNA KILL WHOEVER OPENED THAT DANG DOOR! AHHHHH!" I yelled really loud, rubbing my nose. I looked up to see the accomplice and Sasuke was standing there chuckling. "YOU BITCH!" I yelled, lunging at him.

I guess our training started early.

Uke's P.O.V.

It's been forever since I seen Suki. We all wonder if she's coming back. Deidara has been very sad since she left. Pein should have let her bring someone.

*ACHEW*

I sniffled.

"WHO IS TALKING ABOUT ME?" I yelled to air, I've been sneezing almost every day now.

*AAH-CHEW!*

I sniffled again, looking around. Mainly hiding from this old guy. He's been attacking me with lemons. I gave up on hiding and instantly got bored.

I sprang up to my feet. I'm gonna find Hidan so I can mess with him. *Where are you Hidan….* I thought as I searched around the base. I finally found him, sleeping in his room. I smiled evilly. "Hidan! I just realized that Jashin is your butt buddy and that you are the uke all the time!" I yelled really loud into his ear.

He woke up startled and growled at me. "COME HERE BITCH!" He yelled, pulling out his scythe and running after me. I yelped and ran away. "Maybe that wasn't such a good idea." I said more to myself.

Suki's P.O.V.

My Hidan senses are acting up. Someone must have pissed him off. I blocked Sasuke's hit and then sat on the floor. He looked at me questioningly but didn't attack me again. I did a couple hand signs and concentrated. I focused my mind on the Akatsuki, and then onto Hidan. I instantly felt my mind warping into his.

*Hidan. Don't attack Uke. She is only bored. Maybe spend time with her?* I sent to his mind, I waited for his response.

*Suki? Where are you? And how the hell are you in my head? What the fuck is this?* He questioned me. I sighed out loud, but kept my eyes closed.

*I'm still at the base with Orochimaru. And I am telepathic thanks to my teammate before I met you guys. And this is a secret jutsu that she has taught me to use. So now, please give Uke attention until I get back. And don't kill her.* I explained, going a little dizzy from having to think a whole explanation for him.

*…fine. But you owe me bitch.* He sent to me. I felt him become calm again. I sighed in relief and opened my eyes, releasing the jutsu. Sasuke was looking at me funny. But I knew that he used his sharingan to see what I was doing.

"What do you want to ask me? I know you're curious." I stated, getting up from my spot and stepping to the Uchiha.

"How are you able to do that? You don't have any special powers in your clan." He asked and stated, confused. I chuckled.

"My clan shunned me because of what I didn't inherit. I didn't get my gifts from them; I got them from the wolf demon. He granted me this power. The older I get, the more he gives. When I was little, he gave me the gift of meeting the possessor of his twin wolf brother. Her name is Aki. Why do you think we were so close? Were connected by a bond no family can ever have. We practically share the same demon. And when Aki and I are together, the more gifts we are given. But Aki has the older of the twins, so she has the most gifts, that's why were so different but still the same. Now Uchiha, do you have any more questions?" I was out of breath. But it felt like a great weight was finally lifted off my tiring shoulders. I looked at the boy I thought I still knew, who had sympathy in his eyes.

"…No." He muttered, looking away from me.

*clap. Clap. Clap.*

I turned to see Orochimaru standing in the door opening, clapping slowly and looking at me. He chuckled. "The secret is finally out! It took you long enough to tell someone! Too bad it wasn't your beloved Deidara that you told first, it was Sasuke." He turned to look at him, but then looked back at me. "I have come to bring you news. I saw your lover a couple minutes ago flying in the air, but he was in a battle. He was attacked, and most likely killed." He chuckled to me. I smirked, my eyes turning a dark color.

"No, he's not dead, but he's close to dead. He's not dying anytime soon though. I can still feel his heartbeat." I stated, putting my hand to my chest sadly. The beat was faint, but I could still feel it.

"Whatever you believe." Orochimaru chuckled as he walked out of the room, leaving Sasuke and I there. I looked at him and smiled slightly.

"Let's be done with training today." I stated, walking to the door. He grabbed my wrist and pulled me back. I turned to look at him. But I knew nothing would happen. "Let go." I stated, looking him in the eye. It seemed like he was going to say something, but I decided to shrug it off.

"So I'm 16 now." I said aloud, looking down the hall excitedly. "Not as put up as I thought." I stated, going down the hall to who knows where.

A/N: Did you guys like it? Please review! I feel so lonely without reviews! And this was a little bit of an information chapter and I wanted to inform everyone even more of Suki and Aki and how they are able to do what they do. So until next time!