Konnichiwa! I haven't been on in evvvvaaa! But I've had forty-bamillion things dumped upon me and can now type in PEACE! 'K, well, lemme update you. My deviantart page has aout 286 pageviews, and I hit straight 'A's on my report card, I've gotta go to this family science night (I'm too good of a student, they make me so busy T-T) Well, I competed in the History Day thing, lost, but competed! My Exploritorim is done, family science night concludes it. No more essays, no more big projects, just. . .MATH! I hate math! IhatemathihatemathihatemathIABSOLUTELY HATEMATH! Oh! Last quarter of the year! Whoot!
Disclaimer (Which I hate almost as much as Math, but! not quite) : Don want. . .well. . .yeah! Don't want! Don't own!
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Brothers. . . . .kinda. . . Family. . .more like Battle Grounds. . .
Taisho blinked, they were fighting, already, this early, in the morning! He couldn't have done anything to Inuyasha, but he might have damaged Sesshomaru, well, they did train with bamboo poles. . .which are hard. . . .and easy to hit things . . .like, oh, take a guess. . .heads.. hmm, how could those too fight so much, what did Inuyasha do to Sesshomaru that caused so much conflict? Or vice-versa? Time to find out!
"Boys? do you mind? Some of us like sleep. And what, might I ask is so important that you must engage in full battle, this early?"
Kagome blinked, she studied the radiating light above her, darned happy sun, she sat up to glare whoever had decided to open his or her mouth and cause any kind of noise whatsoever. . .Taisho merely glanced at her, and hurled himself, with a rather disgruntled expression to his feet. Then she blinked at the two half-brothers before her. Sesshomaru took this chance to drop Inuyasha's collar/rosary and turn his cold glare onto his father. Taisho suddenly growled, and then Kagome felt that her morning attitude was nothing compared to this guy's. Taisho immediately saw the problem. Inuyasha was still asleep. He must have said something stupid in his sleep. Idiot.
"When will you two decide that you're siblings?"
Sesshomaru studied him, very carefully and slowly. "Never."
Taisho returned his glare. Then strutted over to his eldest and firmly dragged him off behind the trees that had taken so much beating now. Sei twitched and sat up. Grumbling non-stop about living, humans, Taisho, Sesshomaru, humans, mortals, weaknesses, swords, more humans, the world having far too many mortals, yeah. The usually hatred toward life. . .morning. She glanced toward Kagome who was staring in the direction of the dog demons. Awestruck. How could someone actually get up and not kill anything in the first 26 seconds of being in the state.
About twelve minutes later, why twelve? 'cause I like twelve. They two Dog demons returned, neither showing any sign that screamed, "This is my caring father/son, that'd do anything to help me." Instead, it kinda looked like, "This person next to me will magically dissappear! Watch! one, two, three, POOF! they're gone! Don't mind the blood." Sesshomaru seriously looked like he'd seen better mornings, seeing as his usually beautiful hair appeared to be everywhere but his head, and Taisho looked like you suddenly malled him with a bucket of ice-water. What expression did they share, not just the "POOF!" one, but the disgruntled, unsatisfied, uncaring, bothered beyond reason, imensely annoyed, irritated, die-now, he's-still-there, expression.
Inuyasha had decided to wake up, wondering why the other to were beaten up and growling.
"You two must resort to fight every time something goes wrong. Now, what did the hanyou do to upset you so much that you decided his deathday?" Sei flipped her hair lazily between her fingers, suddenly whipping out a brush and combing the whole thing.
"He lived." Sesshomaru stated eaily, rubbing his sore ribs, and Kagome vaugely wondered how dog demons fought, after all, Taisho appeared to have what seemed to be a bite-mark conventiently hidden by his wrist guards.
"Alright, what happened before that?" Sei just seemed to accept anythinng her son said, just like someone would accept wind. Inuyasha, drearily started,
"I guess I called him a filthy-"
"That's great," Izaiyoi interrupted, also combing. Taisho must have liked girls with long hair, Kagome pondered, noticing a shared feature, besides the rosary fact. Taisho growled, Then promptly grabbed both boys by their haoris and dragged them both off to the beaten forest.
"Don't hurt them, Husband! " Izaiyoi cried after.
"I'm not gonna hurt them! They're gonna hurt each other!"
"Okay," Sei lazily called after, "Don't help!" Kagome stared, nothing could get to these two, they seemed stubborn yesterday, but today it was as though they switched, up-side-down, side-ways, vice-versa, and then sat back down.
"What's he gonna do?" Miroku asked, he had apparently awoken a while ago and already had a fire going as it licked at the end of his garb. Sei reached out and pulled him slightly away from the fire, not liking the scent of burning. . .monk. . .
"He's gonna make them get along." She and Izaiyoi nodded. Then turned back to their grooming. The demon-women, gently brushed all her hair into a low pony-tail (think Itachi (Naruto) then folded it over, as Sango observed, seeing as it became a decent length now, swaying loosely at her rump. The humans suddenly had the striking feeling that they were oblivious to the loud cursing and hissing going on from the soon-to-be-non-existent forest.
"Answer the question! Why do you hate him?" (watch, I'll help you) (taisho)
"I don't have to answer anything if I don't want to!" (sesshomaru)
"Well that's to bad, ain't it!" (Inuyasha)
"Cram it, hanyou!"
"You cram it!"
"You both shut up! Now listen! What do you have against him?" (taisho)
"He's an idiot." )
"I'm not an idiot! You are a filthy-" (guess)
(hisss)
"Oi! We're here to settle this! not make it worse!"
"I'm a -"
"Ha! So you admit it! Nyaah! You're a evil, dirty, stinkin', rotten, filthy-"
"Alright! That's enough! "Sei got up, "If he keeps insulting me in such a way then I'll-"
"But you know it's true. . ." Izaiyoi shot her a look, and the others suddenly felt the ground. .. .shake?
"Don't even start with me, human."
". . . I think I shall. . ."
(hisss)
Needless to say, the Inu-tachi didn't sleep that night. And during the day, they gently discussed the situation and the shikon jewel, and blocked out the arguing from both sides. They only stopped when a large figure sat down next to Miroku. Taisho had apparently lost all hope, and therefore gave up. Sango studied the demon, rubbing his temples and muttering to himself, then hugged him. He just looked at her, and then returned it, and so started the group hug. And so Taisho joined the conversation.
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Sorry it sucks beyond reason guys! Wahhh! I'm sorry! Soooo sorry! But I've gotta get back into the feeling, and I've just lead myself into an idea! Which is. . .good? Yeah, good! oh yeah! I'm 'choirfolk' now! Fear teh CHOIRFOLK! At anyrate, I updated! Yay! Be happy! And I appreciate the 13297 hit that you guys have granted me with! Oh and REVIEW! If you want more that is. . .