Title: The ARK Angels of DX in the Wrestling World War
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish and Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Jeff Jarrett, Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock, The McCools, various WWE and TNA wrestlers.
Summary: On Monday October 29 2007 Vince McMahon declares war on DX by joining forces with Jeff Jarrett and TNA but the ARK Angels of DX want their parents to focus on what's really at stake. NOTE: This story is written in reverse.
Chapter Thirteen - Monday Night IMPACT!
As Amy slept Shawn went downstairs for awhile and Chyna approached him in the kitchen as he made himself some coffee.
"I saw the videotape in your VCR, you want to tell me why you're watching dirty movies of the WWE Divas Shawn?" she said and Shawn's mouth dropped; he didn't know what to say first of all because he thought nobody knew about the tape and second of all because he destroyed it.
"I don't know what you're talking about," he said confused and Chyna pulled out the tape and Shawn dropped the cup of coffee on the floor and it smashed into tiny little pieces.
"I understand that you and Amy haven't been having sex but you can't tell me that this is your solution man of God," Chyna said.
"It's not like that Jo you don't understand, I destroyed that tape! I was watching some Diva matches at DX Inc and it was in the collection but I destroyed it before I went to Raleigh with Hunter I swear I did! I didn't know it was porn!" Shawn said and Joanie nodded, she believed him one hundred percent, Shawn had never lied to her and he never would.
"So you know what this means? That bitch the Whore of Babylon is back and she wants you to get in trouble, that's why this was in your VCR last night," Joanie said and Shawn gulped.
"You got that outta my VCR last night?" he asked apprehensively and Chyna nodded while Shawn tensed up at the thought of the Whore of Babylon in the same room that he made love with his wife in. Then he realized that was why he kept on seeing images of Mickie James while he and Amy were having sex; the Whore of Babylon was in the room with them the whole time!
"Urgh!" Chyna cried as Shawn threw up in the kitchen sink, this news obviously didn't sit well with the Anointed man of God, "You alright Shawn?" Chyna asked him as he washed his mouth out with water from the faucet and he splashed some on his face to cool off.
"No Joanie I'm not," he replied now his Righteous Indignation had been activated, "I need LC, Cameron and Cheyenne to come home and get this demonic spirit out of the house, the ARK Angels are the only ones who can do it," he said.
"There's no way that's gonna happen Shawn, Carla's coming over and social services want you and Hunter to adopt her today," Chyna said.
"What?" Shawn said in shock, "When did this happen?"
"We've been trying to tell you about it but you've been too busy with the wrestling world war to listen!" Chyna replied.
"I can't have Carla in this house, not while the Whore of Babylon is here!" Shawn said.
"The ARK Angels can cast her out they did it before!" Joanie reasoned.
"No way, that demon is perverted what if she possesses one of the children then Hunter and I would be liable if anything bad happened to Carla. Na-uh she can't stay here, the Montenegros are going to have to look after her," Shawn said and he went back upstairs before Chyna could say anything. She picked up her cell-phone and dialled LC's cell number angrily wishing Shawn would just shift his focus a little from the wrestling fans of the world to the people who really needed his help i.e. his close friends and family.
Tuesday December 18, The McCools, Lower Manhattan, NYC at 9am:
"LC, can you speak to Brandon? There's been a change of plans," Chyna said to The ARK who gave Cameron a weary look as the Amazing one shook his head and knocked a picture of Chris Jericho off the nightstand.
"Ok mom," LC said grumpily and Chyna hung up equally disheartened, "Great now Carla's gonna run away, why is your dad acting like a jerk Cam?" LC said throwing her cell-phone down on her bed angrily.
"Because the devil wants him to get the blame for Carla being committed that's why, if only we could get our dads to understand that this war isn't about TNA vs. WWE, its about the devil getting his way, not about TV ratings and PPV buyrates," Cameron said slamming the bathroom door behind him and he tried to shower off the frustration.
LC scratched her head wondering what on Earth they were going to do with Carla if they couldn't take her home with them. Suddenly Florida didn't seem like such a bad place to be and she picked up her cell-phone and called Brandon and told her to get the spare guest bedroom ready because the ARK Angels were coming over today.
"GAH!" Cameron cried and LC told Cassidy she'd call her back as Cameron leapt out of the shower with his clothes half off.
"What happened?" LC asked laughing at Cameron's half naked body.
"My dad's been watching a dirty movie!" he cried.
"Ew yuck!" LC gasped disgusted. Cheyenne stirred rubbing her eyes as she woke up and LC and Cameron scrambled their brains hoping she didn't hear them.
"Your dad has been Diva matches Chey," LC said to her future sister-in-law.
"Oh," Cheyenne said, "What's wrong with that?" she wondered.
"Normally watching Divas would be fine but this time there's an evil spirit attached to one of them and we have to stop her before she ruins daddy's marriage!" Cameron explained while pulling his pants on with great agitation.
"One leg at a time God boy," LC said amused as Cameron hopped up on down trying to get his pants on, "Do you have any idea how loco my dad would go if he walked in and saw you half way undressed with me standing here right now?"
"Not now LC," Cameron said but LC laughed anyway.
"I'll get dressed too," Cheyenne said getting out of bed.
"We can't go home Chey, my mom said your dad won't let Carla in the house," LC said.
"Because the Whore of Babylon's there?" Cheyenne said and LC and Cameron sighed hoping Cheyenne's hearing wouldn't be so Phenomenal for once, "I thought she might come back,"
"Why do you say that Chey?" Cameron asked his little sister.
"Because mommy told me to watch out for her in the dream I had last night," Cheyenne said.
"Mommy spoke to you in a dream?" Cameron asked his little sister, "How come you and not me?" he wondered.
"Mommy said she's gonna try and hurt daddy but daddy's gonna win the fight," Cheyenne said and Cameron smiled, still he wondered why his mother hadn't told him about the Whore of Babylon too.
"I say we kick her ass on principle, after we deal with Carla," LC said.
"I don't think dad even realizes why the Whore of Babylon was unleashed," Cameron said shaking his head.
"Yeah well maybe if he bothers to call us he can find out right now we've got to take care of my future maid of honor, let's go see her and make sure she's alright," LC said and the ARK Angels went to see Carla McCool who was sleeping in Stephanie's room with Aurora instead of her parents' bedroom where she used to sleep all the time. Things had changed for her now and not for the better but for the worse.
Monday December 17, Monday Night RAW, RBC Center, Raleigh, North Carolina at 11pm:
Randy Orton turned and walked into a Pele courtesy of the Phenomenal AJ Styles who had turned up at the end of the show and laid out the current WWE Champion after he cost CM Punk his Number One Contender match against Batista. The fans didn't recognize him at first but when he struck his trademark pose they realized he was the guy from TNA everyone was talking about. Styles disappeared back up the ramp while the fans applauded him and Randy Orton was seething mad that yet another TNA acquisition had punked him out and he turned into a GTS from Punk who got a huge pop from the fans as RAW drew to a close.
The RAW locker room applauded AJ Styles as he came backstage, he felt at home already especially since he wouldn't be alone for long; Samoa Joe, LAX, Jay Lethal and Sting would be coming over to WWE as-well and the Beautiful People were already there.
"Good stuff AJ, remember we're putting you on Smackdown so you can feud with Jeff Hardy and Shelton Benjamin," Hunter said and AJ smiled excitedly.
"I can't wait, who are you guys feuding with?" he asked the People Formerly Known as Beautiful.
"Each other," Angelina Love said, "DX are breaking us up,"
"WAH!" Velvet Sky balled and Angelina comforted her the best she could and Punk could hear her crying as he came from the ring and he quickly went over to her.
"Still with the tears, Velvet pull yourself together," he said and Batista laughed as Velvet wiped her nose with AJ Styles ring jacket.
"Hey get off my ring gear!" AJ Styles said annoyed.
"Well I'm out of tissues!" she said and AJ looked down at all the used tissues on the floor.
"She's been crying for awhile," Shawn Michaels explained and Velvet stuck her tongue out at him and he did the same to her.
"Oh this is gonna be fun having the People Formerly Known as Beautiful on RAW," Rey Mysterio said taking off his mask and Angelina Love turned her nose up at him.
"Ew, dude put your mask back on," she said still in bitchy heel character and Shawn and Hunter laughed at the mortified look on Rey Mysterio's face.
"Es una perra," he said in Spanish and Angelina Love gasped.
"I am not a bitch!" she retaliated getting up in Rey's face and he pulled his mask over her head.
"That's a big improvement," he said and everyone laughed including Velvet Sky, it was the first time she'd laughed in awhile, she really didn't want to feud with her best friend.
"Shawn please, can't I wrestle Smelly Kelly instead?" Velvet Sky pleaded with HBK.
"That's Kelly Kelly," Kelly Kelly said offended.
"I like Smelly Kelly better let's use that in a promo next week," Hunter said and Shawn slapped him around the head.
"Ignore them Kelly, both of them, I think you smell just fine," Shawn said and Kelly Kelly gave him a kiss on the cheek.
"Thanks boss, stay out of my way if you know what's good for you," Kelly Kelly said to Velvet Sky who sprayed her into the face with water spray and Angelina Love laughed.
"How could I beat you up, I love you Velvet!" Angelina Love said emotionally.
"I love you too!" Velvet Sky said and they embraced and started crying again.
"Girls in love with girls, isn't that a sin or something?" AJ Styles asked Shawn who nodded.
"Yes it is," he replied and pulled Angelina and Velvet apart, "Listen ladies, Trish and Amy were and are best friends and they had a great feud back in the day and you will too if you just trust me. It won't affect your friendship, if anything it'll make it stronger. Look at me and Hunter, we've beaten each other senseless in and outside the ring and I don't have a better friend than him and I never will,"
"Ditto me and Chris Daniels," AJ Styles said.
"What's your problem?" Shawn said to Hunter who was crying now.
"That's the first time I've ever heard you say that, I just want you to know that if I was a girl I'd be so into you right now," Hunter said and Shawn balked while AJ Styles and the People Formerly Known as Beautiful exchanged glances.
"Just how close are you two?" AJ Styles asked Shawn and Hunter.
"Yeah, I mean Amy's hot but Hunter's way hotter," Angelina Love said, "I could understand if you were gay for him,"
Batista and Rey Mysterio laughed as Shawn went hot with Righteous Indignation, "I think you guys should get going, Punk take your girlfriend home show's over," he said and Hunter hugged him lifting him off his feet and swinging him around.
"I love you Shawnie!" he said and AJ Styles scratched his head.
"These two are my new bosses, how is it working for DX guys?" AJ asked Batista, Rey and Punk.
"Are you kidding, DX are the best. If you think you looked good in TNA, you wait to these guys put you in the spotlight," Punk said.
"You're gonna shine AJ," Rey Mysterio assured the Prince of Phenomenal.
"Like a star," Batista added wrapping his arm around AJ's shoulder, "Come on let me introduce you to the girls,"
AJ hesitated, "I'm actually married Big Dave, I was thinking I should just go home,"
"Go home?" Batista said incredulously, "You can't go home you have to hang with us, we're all going to Charlotte to hang with Ric Flair, you haven't lived until you've partied with the Nature Boy,"
"I don't drink either," AJ added and Batista frowned but CM Punk's face lit up like a Christmas tree.
"I think we're gonna get on just fine AJ," he said, he had just found his Straight Edge non-drinking buddy and Hunter could finally get off his case for being a meow.
"Punk you're such a meow I don't know what Velvet sees in you," Hunter said and Punk rolled his eyes.
"What's a meow?" Velvet asked Hunter and he whispered the answer in her ear and Velvet gasped, "How dare you!" she said angrily and she sprayed water in Hunter's face, "That's it I won't sit on your lap anymore!"
"What?" Shawn said indignantly scowling at Hunter, "Why was Velvet sitting on your lap?"
"I was cold and I needed something hot to warm me up," Hunter replied and the boys burst out laughing as Shawn chased Hunter around the backstage area.
"At least we won't have to wrestle Awesome Kong and ODB anymore," Angelina Love said to Velvet Sky.
"You know I heard the craziest thing before I left the Impact Zone," AJ said to Love and Sky, "Apparently Chyna called Mickie James and told her to stay away from DX,"
"Really, why?" Velvet Sky asked curiously.
"Something about a videotape that Shawn saw and Chyna got really upset about it and she said Mickie James can never come back to the WWE," AJ said.
"Gees I wonder what was on the videotape," Angelina Love said.
"Whatever it was must have been pretty bad for the First Lady of DX to tell Mickie James to stay away from the WWE," Batista said.
"Do you think it was that um, you know," Rey said suggestively and Batista shook his head adamantly.
"No way, that's not Shawn's kind of entertainment," Batista said knowing what Rey Mysterio was talking about.
"Well I'm sure John Cena's ecstatic about that, he loves Mickie James," CM Punk said.
"As a friend," Batista added and AJ Styles rubbed the back of his neck uneasily knowing that John and Mickie were way beyond friendly when he left TNA.
"Amy honey we're going over to Ric Flair's house, are you still going to Los Angeles with Trish and Randy tomorrow?" Shawn asked his wife who was at home at the Sandbox.
"Yeah but I thought you were going to see Stephanie?" Amy asked her husband as she sat on their bed combing her hair.
"We are we just want to make AJ feel a little more at home so we're gonna have Ric tell him about how cool it is to work for the WWE," Shawn said and Amy frowned.
"Shawn I'm really concerned that you're taking this wrestling world war too seriously, Stephanie's got a lot on right now and Carla's really giving Charlotte and Dan a hard time. I think she's gonna need us to help her out, all of us not just Trish and Randy," Amy said.
"I know honey but we've got to make the TNA acquisitions feel at home otherwise they'll feel lost, after we've sealed the deal with Joe, LAX, Lethal and Sting then we can wind down and focus on helping out Stephanie. Right now we gotta take care of business," Shawn explained and Amy nodded, she totally understood even if Trish and Randy didn't.
"Okay, how are Velvet and Angelina doing?" Amy asked.
"Not so good but they'll see I was right after the fans start responding to their matches, I'm kinda hoping they can take over from where you and Trish left off. Now all I have to do is convince Velvet to dye her hair red and it'll be all good," Shawn said and Amy raised her eyebrow curiously.
"You want Velvet Sky to be like me, I thought Angelina would have been the one to be like me," she said.
"Why because you both went out with the Rated R Superstar?" Shawn asked.
"No because Angie's the better wrestler," Amy replied.
"I'm not even gonna touch that one," Shawn said knowing Trish would take exception to that.
"Kiss Chyna for me!" Hunter shouted down Shawn's cell-phone.
"Okay Assman, tell AJ I said welcome aboard," Amy said.
"I will, I love you Big Red," Shawn said.
"I love you to Sexy Boy," Amy replied and they kissed each other through the phone before hanging up. Chyna came into Amy and Shawn's bedroom and sat next to Big Red.
"Are they coming home?" Chyna asked her but her question was met with a kiss.
"That's from Hunter, he told me to kiss you," Amy said and Chyna stared at her like she was crazy.
"Is this a gay thing because I've never felt that way about you Amy," Chyna said and Amy threw a pillow at her, "So I take it that's Hunter way of telling me I'm sleeping alone tonight,"
"They're going to Ric Flair's house to make AJ Styles feel more at home," Amy said making herself comfortable in her big bed which wasn't the same unless Shawn was beside her in it.
"AJ comfortable at Ric Flair's house? That's like saying a Jew would be comfortable in a concentration camp," Chyna said and Amy laughed because that's how ridiculous it was, "Do those two have any idea what they're doing taking the TNA acquisitions over to the Nature Boy's house?"
"No but I'm sure AJ will never recover," Amy said and Chyna joined her on the other side of the bed.
"So the Beautiful People are on RAW, I gotta tell you DX have to be the most radically changed faction in wrestling history," Chyna said and Amy wondered what she meant by that.
"You mean because Shawn's a Christian and Hunter's a father?" she asked.
"No because ten years ago, having two hotties like Angelina and Velvet anywhere near Shawn and Hunter would have been like waving a red flag in front of a bull. Their hotel rooms were like a female locker room, there were never any guys in there and the girls inside were always in the process of getting dressed or undressed," Chyna explained.
"I didn't know that," Amy said.
"Oh yeah Shawn and Hunter were wild, I think that's why they like us so much because we're kind of wild ourselves. We're no stranger to being naked in front of men are we?" Chyna asked Amy.
"I guess not but that was such a long time ago Jo, Shawn's not like that anymore," Amy said.
"What about you, do you ever fantasize about having sex with anyone besides Shawn?" Chyna asked Amy and the Anointed one tucked her chin down and looked away, "Okay who? Who have you been having dirty dreams about?"
"I can't tell you, I'm a Christian woman we aren't supposed to think like that," Amy said embarrassed.
"God already knows who it was Amy, so you might as-well tell me," Joanie said but Amy shook her head.
"I can't you'd get mad at me," Amy said pulling the covers over her head.
"Why would I get mad at you?" Joanie asked then she realized who it was, "You fantasized about Hunter didn't you?" she said and Amy nodded from under the covers and Joanie burst out laughing.
"I'm sorry I don't know why it was Hunter, I feel so ashamed," Amy said sticking her head out from under the covers and she saw Joanie keeling over with laughter.
"Don't you see its your pattern, you love other people's men only now God won't let you act out on your fantasies because He's got so much invested in you and Shawn. I know you had a crush on Hunter back in the Attitude Era, it was that leather jacket wasn't it?" Joanie asked Amy who started to laugh.
"In the fantasy I was wearing that leather jacket he used to wear back in day and I had my big black leather boots on you know the ones that come up to my knees? We were doing it in this bed while Shawn was asleep and Randy and Trish were sitting over there with blindfolds on while we were doing it," Amy said and she covered her face embarrassed while Joanie broke out in laughter.
"Its so weird because that's exactly what would happen if you were cheating on Shawn; Trish and Randy wouldn't want to see it because if they did they'd have to tell Shawn about it and Shawn would never know you were cheating on him just like he didn't know Rebecca was cheating on him with Big Kev," Joanie explained.
"I feel like I've already cheated on him by having that dream," Amy said sadly.
"But you would never cheat on Shawn Amy, God literally moved Heaven and Earth to bring you two together and He never does anything without a reason," Joanie reassured Amy and for once it wasn't the Anointed one giving the encouragement.
"Then why the fantasy? God is trying to tell me something Jo I know it, maybe Shawn's fantasizing about somebody too," Amy said and Joanie frowned.
"Who?" she asked.
"I don't know but there must be a reason I would have a fantasy that brings up so much of both our past patterns, I mean we haven't had sex in a really long time maybe he's feeling tempted," Amy said and Joanie thought about it; out of all the women on the roster who was mostly Shawn's type.
"What about Mickie James?" Joanie asked and Amy frowned.
"Mickie James, why would Shawn fantasize about her?" Amy asked.
"Because she's talented, friendly and curvaceous, sound like anyone you know?" Joanie said.
"I don't want him thinking about Mickie James like that, he might release the Whore of Babylon," Amy said.
"Well I'm sure you've got nothing to worry about, MJ never even did Playboy so there's no way Shawn will ever see her naked," Joanie said.
"She did do an adult movie," Amy said and Joanie huffed.
"Like Shawn would ever watch that," she said and Amy nodded, she was right, adult movies were HBK's kryptonite and he would never watch or read anything with a naked women inside.
"You're right, Shawn's a good man he's never do anything like that," Amy said and she fell asleep on Joanie's shoulder and Joanie kissed her on the forehead fondly.
"Goodnight my Big Red angel," she said before turning on the VCR and up flashed Mickie James butt naked doing it with some black guy. Joanie switched the VCR off in a flash and gasped.
"What is it?" Amy asked her and Joanie assured her it was nothing and told her to go back to sleep.
"I'm just going to watch this in my room," Joanie said taking the tape out of the VCR.
"What is it?" Amy asked her.
"Just some Diva stuff, goodnight!" Joanie said leaving the bedroom and running down to the West Wing to her and Hunter's bedroom where she put the video tape in the VCR and pressed play certain she had made a mistake, but it was definitely Mickie James in the video under her old ring name Alexis Laree. "Oh my God, Shawn how could you watch this?" she said and she called Hunter and told him about the tape. Of course Hunter didn't see what the big deal was being the avid advocate of female nudity in all mediums but not only was this damaging to Mickie James' image it was damaging to Shawn and Amy's marriage and the last thing Shawn wanted was Amy finding out that he'd been looking at other friendly, talented and curvaceous women who at one point in their lives took their clothes off for money. That chapter of Shawn's life was closed and it was going to stay closed if Joanie had anything to do with it.